The Marissa Bergen & Mike Steenedski Mystery Photo
Have Marissa and Mike started to confabulate again?
Has Mike finally cleared his system of the Claret then?
Has he started working again, or is calumny resounding?
Why is Marissa not giving her drums and guitar a good pounding?
Why is she not doing the laundry, cooking or ironing?
She lies there looking all desirable, appealing and tempting like,
Why is she being photographed through the window by Mike?
Can anyone explain this Mysterious scenario,
If they know, will they please tell us so?
Then we bloggers can have ammunition,
To retaliate verbally and keep down the rumours,
Of naughty things going on, and give vent to our humours!
I know this little ode is utter crap,
But I’m not well at all and in a bit of a flap,
I wanted to write summat clever, witty and that,
But I couldn’t and feel a right prat,
Alright then sorry… I’ll get me hat…
I know you are up to young Inchy…the sale of this quite innocent snap to a right wing tabloid no less. My intent all along was simply to take a photo of Marissa’s guitar so that I could sell it on ebay…times are hard you see!
Would have been a bit better if you asked for the guitar first…or if you could take the picture for that matter!
Then you would know I was going to nick it!
Well, I’m always suspicious anyway.
Remember I was once a PI!
Oh right…until you lost your notepad.
Lost my mind tracing scum bags…the stories I could tell!
Well, you do have a blog you know.
Well that’s cleared that up then Sir. I was, as you say, rather hoping this would lead to a good bit of gossip of a querulously semi-treacherous nature so i could sell the story to the Ex-Gas-lamp Lighters Association Weekly. Humph!
Lies, all lies, not a word of truth. And by the way, my physique is looking rather manly…
Ah, I noticed you had Wilhelmina me Teddy Bear with you though… I don’t know what this means I just thought I’d mention it like. I thought you looked rather delectable.
Very sweet.
nothing mysterious here – simply, Mike is a lecherous auld goat with the hots for Marissa (and who can blame him ?) 😆
I see Dunc, A passion driven scenario then? And Mike tries to tell us it was E-Bays fault – Tsk!