Inchcocks’ Local News Snippets – Issue 32⅞ths

Local News Snippets – Issue 32⅞ths

With commonsensical comments from Inchcock,
Some in Ode, some terse, some chockablock…
With meaningless twaddle running amok,
Some sarcastic, maligning, others just mock…
The odd one may leave you in aftershock!

Here We Go, here we go, here we go…

City Centre, and yet more stabbing…
Youths having their drug refuelling?
Booze, revelling, fighting… appalling!
Humanity is learning baiting and hating…
Jealousy, causing more lives shattering!
If caught, will there be deterrent sentencing?
Involved mayhaps, some con-job or fiddling?
Some problems with Human-Trafficking?
A failed case of someone blackmailing?
All I know for sure is that society is crumbling!

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The surname Kowalkowski was first found in Galicia, which lies in southern Poland on the northern slopes of the Carpathians. It was overrun by Mongols in 1223. I Googled the Mongols. The Mongol Empire emerged from the unification of several nomadic tribes in the Mongol homeland under the leadership of Genghis Khan (c. 1162–1227). The Mongol empire was the “Personal property of the “Golden Family,” the family of Genghis Khan. More precisely, this came list of the descendants of Genghis Khan’s four sons by his first and primary wife, Jochi, Chagatai, Ogedei, and ToluIm. Where Sicily fits into the equation, I’m not sure. But it’s proof that the tellurians of early earth were an assorted mixed bag of murders, rapists and pillagers… Nothing’s changed much then.

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I think, after looking at Mark’s mug shot today,
Him getting a job’d be hard… perhaps one day?
Don’t suppose he wants one, prefers crime and affray?
When he gets out from his relaxing prison stay…
Will he claim his dole for when he was away?
Does the Council pay his rent and or tarmac his driveway?
Get a guest spot possibly on TV with Gordon Ramsay?
Or just rely on what he knows best… criminality?
He may read this Ode, reacting antagonistically?
Then break into my flat? Happenstantially!

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Stabbed just once? Back of the queue for him, then?
Just tell the victim not to go there again?
Not many officers were in attendance, but then…
There was a double stabbing earlier at ten…
Wonder where the next one will be and when?

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My postcode crime is down a bit!
Enough of this violent bullshit…
My postcode crime is down a bit,
That is, of course, if you believe it?
Crime figures on the, erm… whatchamacallit?
Are malleable and have little merit,
In a house opposite, someone stole a ferret!
But these figures are no more than a posit!

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If you can’t do the time, don’t commit the crime!
Compassion for dear mummy is good, it’s fine…
Get drugs off of her and have a glass of wine…
You’ll no doubt be permanently home sometime…
But not for long if you commit more crime…
You should reread this advice in rhyme!

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20:00hrs at night, more violence is dawning…
What next? Pornography in homes, is streaming?
Lawyers in court are flimflamming…
Judges releasing killers early to do more murdering!
The lady in flat 70 is busy vacuuming…
The chap above is busy banging and drilling…
I see in my flat, there are boll weevils roaming,
Medical staff bandaging, medicating, life-saving…
A chap on the estate awaits his new airconditioning,
In Russia, families are counting soldiers returning…
Ukrainian families struggle, hoping and fearing!
Finnish children are scared of the war spreading…
Criminals here break into houses, taking bedding?
Bullying armed gangs, morality, empathy shedding…
Is this the forecasted start of a new beginning?

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Hahaha!

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Well, what a woman!

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Kids that have got the arson bug?
Though weed or another drug?
We’d have been doing the jitterbug…
Nowadays, we just wait to get mugged…

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Well, Arron Peet’s been a naughty boy,
Certainly not apparently full of joy…
So, if you know him, get on the Tannoy…
Obviously not someone you’d employ!

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The little monkeys, each one…
Nott’s folks had a car, but it’s now gone!
The gang leader thinks he’s Napoleon?
I wish they’d send them to the Aegaeon
Or lock them up for life in a dungeon!
But my views are not uncommon…
I hate every bullying, dishonest felon!

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A smashed windscreen, and he didn’t stop? Carried on texting on his mobile for more than a while! Is he still allowed a licence then?

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Mmm?

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It had to come!

I knew I’d find one of the green-houses in this competition one day!

Of course, I need three to win owt… Tsk!

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19 thoughts on “Inchcocks’ Local News Snippets – Issue 32⅞ths

  1. Insufferable criminals, no end to them and no end to the devious means they use to “earn” a living. I was also particularly struck by the woman who was paralized at 60 MPH, what an excuse can you come up with for that one? Another detailed list of cretins who will never pay for their crimes. Good that the criminals are letting up in your neck of the forest, Sir!

    • I suspect, Billum, that the figures may have been toyed with, to give the NG5 Sherwood proletariats summat to smile about, amidst the rising prices, and unavailability of food. Hope that make sense? I’m not getting a lot of that (sense) from the brain recently.

      • You have to keep the proles of Sherwood otherwise focussed, else they start looking at you with summat of a wry smile and sinister sneer. Lack of food does indeed get noticed by the population general, there is something unsettling about wondering where your next nosh will come from. Higher prices and scarcity of noshables makes for spikes in criminality and no mean desperation of spirit. So, yes, it maketh sense. At least, we are not waiting for cluster bombs to appear from nowhere. Reminding me again of my father defusing such projectiles in North Africa. My very existence depended upon snipping the right wire at the right time.

      • I think some people reckon that the Ukranian news is a serial, not real. Some of the things I’ve heard people saying about the situation! “Well more immigrants now! We’ve got enough criminals coming in already!” Their compassion is none-existent!
        mothers first husband die in North Africa just after the war, he was making mines safe. Another connection for us, Billum.
        As for Nottinghamian’s criminal element… well…

      • Ignorance shouted in arrogant tones is a death knell against genuine democratic rights everywhere. We are witnessing the same base opinions over here that denigrate Ukraine in ugly terms. Refugees are not hotbeds of crime, they are desperate people living in desperate times.
        Interesting to read about the mine connection, always fun to discover new ones.

      • There are not many voices out there for measured thought and appropriate action. I have sent Boris a request to name you as the best mind in Britain. So far, Joe B calls me the best bloke in Fort Thomas for pontificationings on important and trivial matters. Now there is progress for you. Likewise, Tim is the clearest voice in New Mexico and Doug is the best in Western Nebraska. So, we’re getting somewhere that is not so scary. Hahaha!

      • Boris is a jammy beggar to have the greatest problem solver in the British Isles available to share perfect wisdom and innate charm. In other words, someone quite more perceptive than a Jacob Reese-Mogg.

      • Jacob Rees-Mogg’s net worth is estimated to be well over £100 million. So, he is a perfect specimen to undestand the proletariat’s needs. I think… Hahaha!

      • Merely 10% of a billionaire places Mogg in the company of underachievers. But among the rabble when compared to Elon Musk who has a wealth sack in excess of 200 billion. My personally imagined wealth is closer to 300 billion, a bit more if you include my socisl security income. I should play the lottery more often and donate the winnings to Reese-Moggs. Poor guy. Hahaha!

  2. Good grief! That Tammie Moore has reproduced, only to eat her children! Oh, wait! She just assaults them and looks really scary! “Do as I say or I’ll give you the evil eye!”

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