In Odes, not good ones… but Odes!
The number of humans on this earth is 7.87 billion at this time…
On the global internet, the users add up to 4,321,740 and 9!
So your chance of your blog going viral is fine…
But don’t expect it, as I did, then found a steady decline!
I hope you do much betterer with thine!
My last one got two likes and comments; one was mine!
It’s Doreen Dementia and Liberty-Global I blame,
It’s fun to me, but it’s all money… a shame!
Their service is as much off as on, and it’s a game…
Farcically, ownership Liberty-Global disclaim!
Telling the call agents not to ever mention their name!
Liberty-Global owns Virgin; the boss should resign!
For Mr Fries knows not what he is doing…
Or though maybe he does, he makes money fine?
It’s overpaying mugs like me that he’s screwing…
His bosses think that everything is fine…
With Fries shadowy, manipulative money moving,
All on paper, mist and mirrors… this profit maker-divine!
A gorgeous gal wanted me in the early hours of this morning…
Of course, I knew that I was probably dreaming,
This very fact, I found a little perturbing…
She insisted on closer, passionate probing,
To my delight, she was acquiescing…
We were soon manipulating and bouncing,
She was ready and asked for another trouncing,
No problem for me, and I began eagerly disrobing,
But my performance, I think, was unconvincing…
Surely she should have been rejoicing?
And as her knickers, she was replacing…
I attempted some more romantic seducing…
I found it embarrassing what she was saying…
“I’ll not call again; there was no pain – Where’s this leading?
I’m just glad I was only dreaming!
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I thought the visit before was on the wet side…
But this evacuation was even more undignified
I failed to get there on time, my aim was wide…
I cleaned things up, taking it all in my stride,
In doing this, I felt an iota of pride!
Cleaned, refreshed, but I went from Jekyll to Hyde,
As I started to get things all antisepticised…
I dropped the Germoloid after it had been applied…
And trod on it, swore, and boy, how I did self deride!
The contents squirted all over, and my frustration intensified!
But this Throne visit had yet another downside to it…
Leaving the wet room, I misjudged the width a little bit,
Missed hitting into the frame; I gave myself a little merit!
Stubbed my toe on the airer; fell, hitting under my armpit!
All this cause I urgently needed a flipping sh__!
Thought Storms Erupted
The Thought-Storms erupted, irking, they attacked,
Insults, fears, and failures were lurking and squirted…
Self-loathing, diffidence, vacillation were not appreciated
New worries, old ones, insecureness… amalgamated!
It’s Thought-Storms like this that are most hated!
The cause of the forebodings could not be authenticated,
For reasons, causes, I waited and waited, breath abated…
Nothing was solved, understood or elucidated…
The logic-testing thoughts, endlessly circumlocuted,
My mind was failing, nervous and bloviated!
My resistance was worn down, crumbling, it wilted…
My own thoughts could not be filtered…
However, slowly the tormenting mind vegetated,
Which was good; the brain needed to be rested…
Along came a new wave of dichotomies to be wherrited!
Inchcock Thought Storms – In Ode
A wonderful set of odes.
Merci, Mon Ami. Amable de su parte.
A flipping fine perspective on the number of us living on this curious planet at this very moment. The population of humans has quadrupled since we were born, I find that a daunting and confusing fact that confounds me to no end. And the consumption of resources has increased at a faster rate than 4 times. The frenetic pace spins my head. Hope I have not gone off the rails with this bit of a rant, because there is nowt we can do about it. Just recognizing the essential absurdity of life somehow centers my equilibrium while pondering it all. You do a great job of pointing to the detailed absurdity of the world right here on Inchcock Today, and I thank you for reporting on the pulse of the planet every day, kind Sir!
Oddlimostly, last couple of nights, with SM refusing to cooperate with me needs… likely affected by my concerns for the return of yobboes, I’ve been thinking about thing ‘we’ have done to this planet, and never learn, we, those in power, are only comcerned with their own wealth basically, whatever it costs the tellurians in the long run. Now, we have Putin trying to rush us along to the final days! And people seriously saying we should attack Russia! (News discussion last night, I don’t usually watch it, but with SM being stubborn, I did.
Your bit of a rant, was spot on in identifying problems that some say, do not exist! Well done!