Inchy’s WP Prompt 2000

What bothers me and why?

Should the Prime Minister, or Ursula Undress read this WP Prompt Reply, I would welcome your views on the matter.


Parole Board murderers, killers set free!
So many freed, continue with criminality.
The Parole Board oinks being paid exorbitantly!
That they free men to kill again, repeatedly.
HMG consider them blameless & guilt-free?
Proof of the Government’s deceit & thaumaturgy!
But there are other things, that bother me…

My Catheter & Peripheral Neuropathy…

Hearing aids that don’t help my hearing…
Cataracts, that stop me from lip-reading…

Warfarin can stop or start me bleeding!
I’m still here, so it was a blessing!

Arthur Itis ensures some hurting & aching,
The Stroke, that left me struggling…
With simple things like walking,
Counting, & thinking, this can be depressing…
Brexiting, which I found somewhat baffling…
HMG said we can give the NHS financing!
While Oligarchs grow richer, we are sinking…
Food, power, and heating costs ever increasing!
I’m scared to death if I start coughing…
See how much medications are now costing!
The dental costs are too high, and my teeth rotting!
TV adverts for donations are forever asking…
Sponsor a donkey, charity, bear, ape or begging…
Making our guilt & poverty more compounding!

Illiteracy, inadequacy, inarticulacy, & indelicacy…
Not we proletariats! I mean Governmentally!
MP’s in our now Brexited days, to a high degree,

Get rid of PMs if they understand about money,
Tories sack their leader for having a mini soiree?.
Or desires a return to the days of milk & honey.
While the Oligarch’s funds increase phenomenally!

Keir Starmer, rail renationalisation? Such daredevilry!
When Labour win, there’ll be much revelry…
I’ll not, but not coming from me!
The only reason they’ll win power, naturally,
Is the Tories decided on suicide for industry,
It favoured their MP shareholders favourably.


Liberty-Global bought & or invested financially…
In Worldwide Internet companies, including BT,
Vodafone, Netflix, Spotify and EE,
Bought out Virgin Media, which was a pity…
Because they had a rarity…
Reliability!
All gone now, Virgin’s death knell is a certainty!
Since being bought out by the Liberty-Global Oligarchy!

Oh, one other thing bothers Inchy…
His three times-a-day sessions on his sphygmomanometry!


Smile a while – While you can!

TTFNski, each!

By Inchie

78 years of age, pretty ugly, short, bald, pot-bellied, in ill health. Decaying physically and morally. Mechanical ticker valve, Duodenal Donald, Saccades-Sandra, Arthur Itis, Hernia Henry, Hard of Hearing Hank, Bad eyesight Boris, Reflux Roger, Peripheral Neuropathy, Nerve Neurotransmitters Not-working Wendy, Bladder Cancer Chris, Stuttering Stephany, Haemorrhoid Harold, Shaking Shaun, Dizzy Dennis, FND, ... there are others, but I've tired myself out, now! Hehehe! Oh, then I had a stroke! Now awaiting Cataract & Glaucoma operations. Diabetes 2, Leg-Ulcer-Ulrich, Cartilage Chloe & Carole and am flat-bound. Tsk! Failures, Accifauxpas and Whoopsiedangleplops are my Forte... Hehehe! I love making folk smile when I can. TTFNski!

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