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WHAT AM I SAYING? DID I EVER HAVE A GOOD DAY?
Yes, I had one in 1966, then again in 1973!
Passing my driving test, oh, the glee!
First sex with Grizelda it went perfectly,
Wonderful, Grizzly didn’t laugh at Little Inchie,
A Deutsch policewoman and me, a booboisie,
We mingled with synchronicity & ecstasy,
I’ve strayed from the plot this Ode was to be!
It’s prompted my memory, delightfully…
Assure to be ardently amorous, & steamy,
Her dark eyes would turn enticingly…
At the bed, where I’d land after she threw me,
Our entanglement had a sense of celestially,
Our ravishings ended with me acting euphorically,
Grizelda stood up, looking divinely statuesquely,
Nodded at the mock fur carpet, looking invitingly,
Lifted me and down on the fur, soon to look tatty,
Two hours more activities, and we were sweaty,
We went down and resumed on the settee,
She’d stand, looking voluptuously, & curvaceously,
Gawd, she was pneumatic, muscular & chesty,
She’d ask for a lift home, in the Skoda, invitingly,
I knew what was in store for Inchy…
Seats laid back flat, sex in the car, exquisitely!
We performed in fortissimo, aggressively,
Supercalifragilisticexpialidociously!
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THIS DAY IN HISTORY
June 16th has seen a variety of significant historical events in 1779. Spain declared war on Britain. Initiating the Great Siege of Gibraltar. In 1963, Valentina Tereshkova became the first woman in space aboard the Soviet spacecraft Vostok 6. Additionally, in 1982, the South Wales coalfields experienced a significant strike in support of striking health workers.
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Got about 2 hours of sleep in. Up late catching up on the blog. Tired to start with, but I had to rise to attend to the ablutions and medications. First, to wash the pots from last night’s so-called meal. I washed out the leaking fridge, which cost me half an hour.
Went to the wet room to make a start. Porcelain Throne duties first. All over quickly, Trotsky Terence was in charge. Cleaning up, I had a fear that I may have left the hot tap running in the kitchen, and I hobbled to check on it; 
I HAD! Took ages to get the mess cleaned up, but no alarm sounded.
Emptied the catheter pouch.
So, there is no hot water for shaving or ablutions until teatime, and Matron Jackie is calling on me today. Bet she’ll be happy sniffing at my BO?
This is a good start. I may well beat last week’s tap-leaving-on record high. Humph!
I took the plaster and tape off of the leg wound. No bleeding, just a few electric shocks going up the leg.
Lymphorrhea Leslie, Glaucoma Gladys and the pain from the catheter tube were the main ailments. Soon to be reassessed as more quickly as Toothache Tiffany kicked off.
The computer took three tries before it booted. And it was refusing to read the SD card.
Carer Ejaz arrived. Issued the meds. Hoovered, I remembered to ask him to empty the box and put the machine on charge. We emptied the dust box together. He took a look at the leg; no action was needed, no bleeding and not much pain. Well, I say that, but the neurotransmitters were sending electric shocks up the leg that came a bit keen.
As I was blindly trying to get the computer to boot, I thought I’d put the TV on and catch the news.
But No! As last night, the Virgin box was unlit. I faffed about to tighten the eight sockets and six power outlets. But it was useless. I’ll ask Carer Joe to assist when he comes.
Did the belated Health & Blood Checks. Okay!
Carer Joe arrived. No medications are required, but I did ask for help with the TV and the new dust magnet thingamabob.
Joe To The Rescue Again – TWICE!
Within minutes, he locates the problem with the TV and resolves it, getting it working again. Then showed me how to close the Bush TV down. I’ve forgotten now, but I’ll ask him again later… if I remember.
Then, he fitted and fluffed the Dust Magnet after showing me how to fit it up. Thanks, Joe!
I took some rare photos of the late afternoon puffer clouds. Thinking I was wasting my time in just hoping the reader would work… I got five earlier and tried to upload them… Just these three are accepted.
To the left and the City.
Straight ahead, Sherwood, Basford.
To the Right Daybrook, Arnold.
Time to get some food. Veg with peas, Lung Po sauce, and sourdough bread. I had so little sleep last night that I hope I don’t fall asleep while eating it.
Tired and frustrated again. I turned on the TV. Then, I turned off the computer to clean and apply cream to the leg injury.
The damned TV went off!
I spent a considerable amount of time trying everything I could to find the problem. I even put the computer back on, thinking that it is linked. But it made no difference. Plugs and attachments were where checked to see if they were attached. I couldn’t find a reboot button on the sender box thingy. I gave up and medicated the looking-rough right leg injury.
The area affected looked like it was spreading. No bleeding, however, but body water was leaking out of the Lymphorrhoea Linda patch where I hit in the Accifauxpas. It was soon stinging. Some blood veins were protruding in the lower leg near the ankle and on the foot. Not that I was overly concerned, as the Liberty-Global-owned Virgin Media TV going down yet again annoyed me. I put the computer back on and asked Google if Virgin Media was experiencing an outage in my area. It told me, “There have been Virgin Media supply problems in your area today”. Providing me with a list of contacts to reach out to for details.
However, a bit of good fortune and hope arrived; Carer Joe returned and, within ten minutes, had got the TV working again.
What a godsend this man, Joe, is to me.
Thank you again, mate!
I went to celebrate after Joe had departed. Taking this shot of the evening view on offer from the kitchenette window.
No idea what was causing the reflection. It looked like something blue, part of a building behind or in the clump of trees.
Vegetable stew with a hint of mushroom ketchup and a touch of basil added to the mix. I added some vegetable gravy before cooking in the microwave for 7 minutes. Added a Silesian sausage. I had a bit of a 
while eating it. Hard to believe, I know! I made and put in too much gravy and decided to spoon some out of the microwave bowl…
An hour or so later, I’d retrieved the microwave dish and the stew from the kitchen floor and mopped it. I made it all again, spittingly!
I Hope Matron Calls tomorrow. Alto-Inchy tells that she will. The leg is giving me a lot of grief.
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🤎 May you find peace & contentment! 🤎
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AT LEAST MAINLY
What a fantastic sight!
This looked much worse than it was.
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I got the nocturnal catheter pouch off the day bag. A perfect colour this morning. Later confirmed by the Carer as 3.5.
I started with a Porcelain Throne visit. A complete reversal this time. Super messy, nae, Mega-Messy. No chance of any crosswording this morning. By the time I had cleaned myself and the porcelain, the visit had cost me half an hour.
Body washed. The teeth & throat gargled. The nasal clearout was done. 
lot less painful.
Glengettie tea, and changed the calendar clock. Next, I started the Health Check routine. 
I got the computer on, and Carer Manpreet arrived.
Well, the current confusion felt similar. I took a snap of the view from the kitchen.
into the kitchen to check the taps, etc. The rain was falling as the sun went down lower. I was going to take photos but decided 
against it because the sun was bright and might affect my eyes’ health due to My Glaucoma. Carer Manpreet kindly took these shots from the kitchenette window, capturing both the rain and the sun for me. She also 
sneaked this shot on the left here, of yours truly, as I was prepping the meal for cooking. Kind of her.
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HIS MIND MEANDERS OVER THE END
Removed the attached nocturnal pouch from the day bag and saved some before emptying it for the Carer to assess/grade.
Had to divert to the Porcelain Throne.
yesterday to start the motion. So, a chance to have a long session with the crossword. A not very successful one, I have to admit. About 20 minutes later, the activity began, so slowly and painfully again. 5 more minutes and the last of the clumps of four almost rectangular-shaped fairly-solid turds had hit the water, Phew! 
Cleaned up, did a bit of medicating, and off the kitchenette, I hobbled.
week. Well, not if it was icy or snowing. Then I opened the balcony end window to take a view of the car park’s dead end. I caught some of the flats on the corner. Again, there is a scarcity of birdlife for some unknown reason. But the good thing was that no seagulls were squawking about searching for squirrels, mice and smaller birds for breakfast. I expect them to arrive soon, as they seem to come inland for the wintertime, as soon as it begins to get cold on the seacoast.
I got on with updating yesterday’s Thursday blog.
Carer Elaz turned up.
Adding some mushroom ketchup and gently a drop of the liquid gravy thickener. The bottle just went through my fingers the moment I felt Colin Cramps kicking of in my fingers. Dropping the bottle into the food tray. Splashing some contents out onto the stove, floor, my slippers, and dressing gown.
It looked horrible. But I ate most of it. Not the bread!
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Night catheter pouch off.
05:45hrs: Kitchen view.
Medications.
More Medications.
And, some more Medicationalisationings.
Came across my Anticoagulation Card.
Ticker & Blood Tests.
But at least the blood oxygen has improved.
Asda delivery arrived.
Peas Split bag,
Went to make a small meal.
The muslin cover bags that Social no longer supplies, which I have to buy from Amazon, arrived.
Taking this shot of the view.
Ejaz took the waste bags.
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Yet another night of ever-jumping-awake, despite my tiredness, which helped me get back to sleep after each jerking awake in a reasonably short time. But there were so many of them. Dark Dank Depression Duncan came into the equation, and the periods of bliss were getting shorter every time. 
I noted that the catheter’s nocturnal drainage pouch urine was a lighter colour for a change this morning. Last night’s overtiredness had left some of its debris, and it took a while for me to gain semi-clarity, but I did.
bag off of the leg with no bother at all! The cartilage pain seemed to be on holiday. Hehe!
throne, another long job. Still, minimal cleaning up is needed. Although, I did notice that the walking stick’s ferrules were leaving dark marks on the wetroom floor. I used the four-pronged Metal Mickey stick. I’ll have to give that a wash afterwards; it made a right mess.
I started with the medicationings. And again, things went well once more, well, obviously not the Ointmenting of Little Inchies fungal lesion. That is usually the major paingiver. Harold’s Haemorrhoids handle the Germoloid ointment well. My Spanish Onion-sized right testicle almost welcomed the Savlon creaming. I couldn’t reach all the barrier cream-needing areas. I’ll ask the Carer to do them 
later for me. 
I let him soak in the sink for a while with spirit vinegar, bleach and washing-up liquid mixed in.
I filled bottles of spring water and a brew of 99 tea. Then, I got the computer on. But not for long. I got an unexpected rumbling-innards call back 
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I checked on my cooking avgolemono,
So few clouds today were on show,
Parking spaces are free, that’s not usually so
I got it all put away,
I’ll not starve today,
Dusk already, where went the day?
With bread and sausages, too!
Urine assessment, colourful…
The kitchen view is not so colourful,
Calendar clock, just before my first tumble,
So glad I got the Copse shot; it is beyond beautiful,
Made room for the next delivery, but minimal,
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Pretty pink this morning, Haha!
Carer took this snap after an earlier tumble.
My ankles looking better this morning.
Morning view.
This one was taken higher up.
The bottom field looked attractive. Now, they have moved the empty bottles, carrier bags, birth-prevention rubbers, food and used needles away.
Late evening views.
Can you see the ghost or the rabbit?
Well, I did, but not a lot, as you can see.
I was surprised at how light it came out.
I recall when life seemed concatenated, 
Another short on detail job. 
Called twice on me, though. It’s time for a third visit, I hope.
well-outdid Horis
Classed as an NHS 6 on the scale.
First view from the kitchenette window.
Which gave me plenty of time to tackle the crosswords. I didn’t do too well today. I found three errors from yesterday, but I was unable to find the correct answers to a single clue. Humph!
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I took a snap of the much-change view.
So, I did
Then, as I got back to starting the blog… The Catheter Contraption supplies were delivered. I put the box on the bed (and forgot about it; it is still there).
Can’t recall taking this. Rain again.
PM shot, I presume
I found this on the SD card.
No, this is Saturdays. I remember using the last of the potato bites now.
And burning my finger as I was getting them out of the oven and dropping the tray on the floor.