By Inchie
78 years of age, pretty ugly, short, bald, pot-bellied, in ill health. Decaying physically and morally. Mechanical ticker valve, Duodenal Donald, Saccades-Sandra, Arthur Itis, Hernia Henry, Hard of Hearing Hank, Bad eyesight Boris, Reflux Roger, Peripheral Neuropathy, Nerve Neurotransmitters Not-working Wendy, Bladder Cancer Chris, Stuttering Stephany, Haemorrhoid Harold, Shaking Shaun, Dizzy Dennis, FND, ... there are others, but I've tired myself out, now! Hehehe! Oh, then I had a stroke! Now awaiting Cataract & Glaucoma operations. Diabetes 2, Leg-Ulcer-Ulrich, Cartilage Chloe & Carole and am flat-bound. Tsk!
Failures, Accifauxpas and Whoopsiedangleplops are my Forte... Hehehe!
I love making folk smile when I can. TTFNski!
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And a splendid time was had by all!
I’m so glad that I went,
Just one thing to repent,
The diarrhoea I fear,
Oh dear…
Hehe!
TTFN
Oh my I will not question
The state of your digestion
But let me only say
I hope it goes away.
That’s jolly decent of you to say,
Although it lingers on today,
I passed involuntary wind this morning,
And that was a great pity and tawdry,
Now I have even more laundry…
Tsk!
Thanks for sparing little expense
In details re your flatulence
I was just about to question
The well being of your digestion
Hehehe… it’s a lot better this morning thanks. I had hopes to can the results to send to the Solicitors instead of a letter bomb? But it didn’t work. TTFN
Yep, darn smell just seems to dissipate after a while.
I see wot yer mean gal… I’ll think of summat else perhaps… TTFN
Yes, quite important that you do!!