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❶: I looked nothing like Roy Orbison
❷: I do not own a BMW, but…
❸: My cataract op didn’t go too well
❹: I do not like Peptac, Aniseed Flavour!
❺: Missing the eye with the drops can
leave an orange streak from your eye, cheek,
and moustache. It doesn’t taste nice!
❻: Using throw-away razors for too long
is not a good idea!
❼: If Angela Goosebury invites you to.
a party, think twice!
❽: If stoking a boiler, posing for a
photograph is not a good idea.
❾: If the doctor who fitted your new
catheter tells you to drink fluid…
DRINK PLENTY! 
❿: If allergic to Clopidogrel… Wear a
wrist sign to let the Stroke Doctors know:
Or you may end up like this!.
(Me today!)
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Going done so often caused me many problems and ultra-frustration. I have used more swear, curses, and words of hatred today than ever. 
I took off the 
night bag. Got it emptied and safe-wrapped for disposal.
None of the 
were leaking this morning. But it looked like the right leg infection was creeping up the chin area.
Took a photographicalisation of the morning’s view..
And a close-up nosey at the house being done up.
Started the notes of the day.
Within five minutes, the above.
… And boy, I was forced to by the oligarchs of 
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Had a mess to clean up. Then got the gown back on. 
So, made another brew, Thompson Punjana, this time.
Fancy that!
Only for about 5 minutes offline this time.
I started to write down the order for the food I didn’t need, but at that time I didn’t realise I didn’t need it, cause I’d forgotten about ordering the Asda order that I’d done a day or so ago for the next week… I think!
Took this snap of the agony-giving legs. 
owners of 
Far left; the jaws of a creature.
Back again… for one minute!
As Victor Meldrew would say…
A long mouse lower centre?
Fantastic! A Michelin Man – Bigfoot in the clouds, with a Dolphin jumping out of the clouds to the right! See it?
The pan with the vegetable soup with Borchst added was now a blob of nothingness! I threw away the pan contents, triple-wrapped them into the bin, and washed the saucepan. But, It’s led a charmed life, this saucepan has. The number of times I’ve burnt food in it) Hehehe! Tsk!
and my 
against the server trolley wheel and leg.
A great nosh despite all the hassle.
Bootiful! I could see a stretched face in there?
A close-up, taken by accident. 
A wide shot…
A close-up of the orange rift; Is that the word?
I love this one; just look at the dates. Hehe!
I burst into life with a jolt, inane muttering coming from my mouth; I must have been in the middle of a dream? 
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Decent-coloured urine this morning.
arose, and so did I from the c1966. charity shop bought, second-hand, wincingly grotty, beige coloured, not working, crumb-covered from the nocturnal nibblings, itch-making, uncomfortable, virus breeding, easy-to-fall-out-of, recliner, caught my balance, grabbed 
, and off to the wet room. The evacuation session was completely different this time. 
in complete charge. Messy!
A stand-up job. Bleeding aplenty from various departments during the washing-up, of my magnificent, muscular, firm, women-attracting body. 
Where from? I’ll tell yers: Teeth and gums, nose, chin, neck, head and of course the regulars, 
, and poor old 
tube.
took me half as long again as the flipping wash & brush-up did.
Within five hours it had been down nine times! (And more followed!) By the end of the day, the smoke & mirrors money fanatics had failed me no less than 22 times! I really must say, My hatred for them grows!
boss Herr Fries led and owned companies internet 
Laundry returned.
Something else to do while the Liberty-Global internet is down.
for 21 July for the EENT Hospital. Kara spoke but, 
Back on the computer…
Ad an early meal, just a small one.
Not sure why or when I took this one.
, 
, 
or maybe even a
took a shot of the end car park as it was beginning to darken a little. We can’t have had much rain lately; the mudslide from Woodthorpe Grange Park was noticeable by its absence! 
Waking up to the flashing light from the TV screen, which did the cataract no good.
The amazing blue hue of the night.
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the most annoyingly regular 
routines began. They are still with me now, eight hours later. 
Early meal – Very Nice.
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Suddenly went all overcast, the sun battling through.
split papules oozed liquid.
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Gorgeous!
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There didn’t look like much urine in the night pouch.
Until I lifted it, and it was a decent amount after all.
or 
. But my money was on 
to blame.
soon arrived as I was taking a photo of the morning view.
was in charge again. A dagnab messy job cleaning up afterwards! 
was in top gear with the pain issuing as I started to carry the buckets of water, ready for the next visit – which you may be surprised to learn was five minutes after exiting the wet room!
The urine was flowing well. (Stilton Cheese legs? Haha!)
Got the buckets emptied into the non-working W.C. water tank.
Still can’t find the toothbrush.
. Jillie had called on me.
I dread the thought of struggling with this. 
I’d left the stew on medium heat for four hours!
Closed the computer.
Last one of this session.
They bothered much less within an hour! Thanking her, or him for tending to me! I appreciated that. The affected area was fainter now in the centre underarm. Good!
Flavour Rating: 8/10
Seasoned with a splash of BBQ sauce and the Przyprawa.
testing, c1968 recliner.
I’d left the tap running in the sink from washing the pots up earlier. The hot water was cold, of course, now. 
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to blame! 
made sure of that!
! Naturally 
was constantly with me… even when I did get to sleep,
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Waking up, I was tremendously resistant to the thought of trying the computer.
night bag, I was not concerned about anything other than ‘Will the computer work?’ After yesterday’s performance with the mystery ‘Process thingummybob’ for eleven hours, I felt it might be the end for the Bang & Olufsen. My heart was not in what I was doing, and I feared the worst. I was resisting any activity apart from removing the night bag. However, the need for the 
was getting urgent, and the bubbling and grumbling from 
ruled innards forced me into action… reluctantly. 
started on me! Then I found that poor Little Inchies 
. And I had to find out if the computer worked yet – that bothered me more than anything else.
The computer started, looking good, then the risk of going onto Firefox. Dang gang, dwang,,, Dwang! I got the browser on, and nothing was opening… was it Firefox or the Internet. A quick look at the Liberty-Global Virgin box revealed that it was indeed due to the $26 million a year plus guaranteed bonus’s boss of Liberty-Global, Mr Fries, inability to send a signal to Nottingham that had caused my current dilemma.
Aha, Mr Fries, $26 million a year plus a guaranteed bonus paid, the boss of Liberty-Global – Virgin Media had got the signal working again. Well done to that number-crunching oligarch! 
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I had a blast on the computerisationing.
came in support of BPB 
… Please!
So I g
High, but on her way down…
The last fullish blest of her heat…
All but hidden now. Gorgeous!
A last quick peek
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had to be responded to, so I did. The usual Sit, Splurt all done routine again. Then the bit that was really unpopular with 
in the right knee. Had anyone come in, they would have seen a limping, water-spilling old man concentrating so hard not to drop the bowl; I had had my tongue out!
pouch into. Not that I have used it much as of now (15:00hrs).
My Sherlock Holmesian mind tweaked into action… (It does that sometimes, you know) Not often, I admit!
affected brain cells. I may have had some help with coming to my decision, from the agony that 
ruled the roost.
The Carer arrived. Medications sorted. Can’t recall what about now, but we had a little chin-wag.
working recliner. Aha! I think I remember a bit of the chin-wag I had/
type correctly and make so many mistakes?
The lemon curd mini jam rolls are Very nice looking) were three times the price of the Asda raspberry ones; however, they did have some sort of thickish flavouring on the outside of each roll. I’ll try one later on. Custard creams, vegan mini sausages and some Spanish strawberries, When I’d recovered from getting them into the kitchen and put them away, I took a punnet of strawberries and a can of gin for Josie to have.
Then got my nosh started. Ate it; taste: 6/10. And nodded off, leaving the tray on the ottoman. Into a deep dream-filled sleep. Aha, off in the land of nod.
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Pouch.
Rain from the kitchen window.
Early morning tatties into the crock-pot.
Food Delivery.
Fridge not too full?
Fancy tomatoes.
After the second tumble.
A little tip here…
Good colour.
Early evening rain spots starting.
The sun’s last view.
19:00hrs – Dour!
1910hrs The car park, below the kitchen.
Not one of bestest photographs. Tsk!
Which proved as all the others to be a fleeting visit on the Throne; Splurt! All done. The cleaning up afterwards and having to haul bowls of water from the kitchen to refill the tank was the risky bit. 
What an amazing, incredibly splendorous, captivating night view; that looked like it had been painted in oils onto the sky
May your luck bring beneficence,
Anti-Parole Boarders Snippet?
Anti-Crime Snippets?
Anti-Crime Snippets?
Anti-Crime Snippets?
Anti-Crime Snippets?
Anti-Crime Snippets?
My Postcode Crimes 2022, I think.
Oh, dearie me!
Total Waffle!
GP, in two days?
Doreen Dementia Ode
Inchies Most Hated – Parole Boarder Ode
Inchies Sad but True Ode
Inchies bit of this and some of that…
We end with Inchies most hated group of murderers ODE!
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Took the catheter bag of myself this morning – I had to cause the need of the Porcelain Throne was urgently needed, and with the other clarities etc., over the last two days with tripping and treading on the tubing, I thought it best.
Suddenly flooded the mouth, I think I must have broken off a bit of tooth near the gum. I got up automatically to get some toilet paper to use to stem the flow… but the evacuation was still taking place.
I did genuinely feel 
to help with those. A bit nippy this morning.
However, Richard arrived then. He got the medications sorted and told me I had to take the new Antibiotic course again, starting now. So, I did.
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had taken over command…
and 
annoying somehow.
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and a nasty, but very rare in a sat down position 
put an end to my planned venture into pretending I could be capable again.
bleeding. Yes, the dance had tugged at the Catheter tube in Little Inchie… bloody? Bloody sore at this moment still! Even delicate might be the word. 
checked that it was cooked before she checked the taps and turned off the heater for me.
I sliced the overcooked potato and got it in the oven with the last of the potato rostis in the oven to crisp them up. The last of the tomatoes and the vegan frankfurters (which tasted great!) and along with the last of the pots of strawberry jam thingumajig dessert. 
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Not that they came out very well, although the bottom one of the car park was not too bad. A touch of eeriness about it? Obviously, the first one was taken like that on purpose. Ahem! 
