10 things I know to be absolutely certain
– – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –❶: I looked nothing like Roy Orbison
❷: I do not own a BMW, but…
❸: My cataract op didn’t go too well
❹: I do not like Peptac, Aniseed Flavour!
❺: Missing the eye with the drops can
leave an orange streak from your eye, cheek,
and moustache. It doesn’t taste nice!
❻: Using throw-away razors for too long
is not a good idea!
❼: If Angela Goosebury invites you to.
a party, think twice!
❽: If stoking a boiler, posing for a
photograph is not a good idea.
❾: If the doctor who fitted your new
catheter tells you to drink fluid…
DRINK PLENTY! ❿: If allergic to Clopidogrel… Wear a
wrist sign to let the Stroke Doctors know:
Or you may end up like this!.