Advertisements we can expect to see in 2064

If there are any trees left to produce newspapers by then

If prices go up at the same rate as they have done for the last 50 years?…..

Adverts in 2064: This weeks offers!

Cameron-Clegg Almalgamated Food Mega-Stores

(Originally Tesco & Sainsbury’s until Tony Blair bought them out and gave the company to Cameron and Clegg as a Christmas present in 2045)

This weeks offers!

Selection of cut-price Vintage Books:

William Hagues’s 2016

Price: £14,299.99 – Reduced to £14,299.98

Vladimir Bartlomiej Ivanovic’s 2024

How both of the English football players in the league are ruining the game!

Price: £947.29 – Down to £499.99 + agents fee of 25%

David Cameron’s

My political Lies of the past two years – 2044

Price: Volume One – 199 pages – £250 + 2000% VAT

Price: Volume Two- 220 pages – £255 + 2000% VAT

Price: Volume Three- 245 pages – £256 + 2000% VAT

Price: Volume Four – 256 pages – £257 + 2000% VAT

Price: Volume Five – 268 pages – £258 + 2000% VAT

Price: Volume Six – 289 pages – £259 + 2000% VAT

Price: Volume Seven – 324 pages – £350 + 2000% VAT

Price: Volume Eight – 345 pages – £365 + 2000% VAT

Price: Volume Nine – 405 pages – £375 + 2000% VAT

Price: Volume Ten – 487 pages – £399 + 2000% VAT

Newspaper Headlines 2062?

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