Well, for a change, it wasn’t done by a gang of louts,
Or anti-social youths on a vandalising walkabout!
But an out of work, homeless chap,
Who’s little property left, they had thrown out…
They didn’t want his crap…
Homeless life is bad enough; he freaked out,
Will the judge see this? I doubt!

Two years, he’ll be back in 12 months, oh, glee!
After doing his bullying, can’t they see…
He’ll get fed, medicated, pampered, all for free!
Will he stop hitting women? I think not he!.

Some traffic Wardens do their job efficiently…
The odd one, maybe, aggressively…
But it matters not which variety…
No excuse for acting so violently,
If they catch him, with exigency…
Will they sentence him with clemency?

The heat of the moment or an angry man?
He doesn’t look like an arithmetician,
His face shows no signs of guilt – deadpan?
Looks like your average, Nottinghamian…
He’ll eat well in prison, though not riparian,
Just another vicious ignorant proletarian!.

We really do need a better deterrent…
Three coppers to the hospital he sent…
Noses broke, bruises and in addlement…
He gets 9 months? That’s admonishment?
Suspended too! A great advertisement…
Anyone wanting to attack a copper, it’s apparent…
They now know they’ll get no chastisement!
No care for the police; it makes me incandescent,
Yobs will be laughing at getting their indictment!.

Why, oh, why, do men do this?
Are they indolent, thick or taking the piss?
Do they want to rape or kiss?
Do they think their victims reckon it’s bliss?
Something is seriously amiss…
Throw away the key, is my analysis!.

And still, the home is operating,
Social Care alarm bells should ring!
2021, Carers stole from patients’ homes… Cringing!
Over 9000 cases recorded! Astounding!
Bad Care Homes, are authorities closing?
Only one on Nottingham, blinded by camouflaging…
Or back-handers, prosecution sabotaging?
Cash for closed-eyes? I’m frothing!

Are E-scooters allowed on buses then?
A danger surely, Others legs they will threaten?
But will the riders ever listen?
I think they should be verboten!

A pleasant looking creature,
Bet she’s a blood-donator?
Don’t know her, so can’t hate her…
Mayhaps she’s a night club ejector,
Or a drug gangs problem-eradicator?
It’s all open to conjecture!

A lovely sounding character,
Lost his partner and lover…
Maybe he can’t find another
Now doubt he’s having mental bother,
He’s likely to be a reoffender…
Violence to others, is on his agender,
Without even going on a bender…
I hope he gets some help on offer!

Alcoholic and druggy, he be…
24-years old… can he break-free?
From the grip of alcohol, and settle for tea?
I did it, but I was very lucky…
It was not easy for me…
I hope Aiden can settle-down.

He keeps finding a way to cheat!

Well, something cheery at last!

This news may sound like jollification…
But it doesn’t bring me depression…
But, after so many tries, a hint of frustration…
I’ve once got two house, mostly the one…
This time, of course, it was back to none!
A gambling goes; winning I seem to shun…
Due to my view of foccinaucinihilipilification!.

Why not pop-over to see Nottingham?
Robin Hood lived here, man of fame!
Staying uninjured or alive can be a game…
Always someone to steal, mug, or maim…
People in need, need for you to tame…
Still, I mustn’t complain!

TTFN!