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A minimum of £5 will be demanded! No?
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Meanwhile, at the Woodthorpe Court Detention Centre… I mean, Woodthorpe Court Sheltered Housing Dormitory cell… Flat, flat, sorry. Occupant 172, known as Inchy, Gerry or Inchcock, was belligerently stirring back to his imitation mock life from his slumber. After working out what time and day it was, his first action was to check his
nocturnal bag and the
tube connected to Little Inchy; both for leaks and signs of bleeding. He found both! The release valve was dribbling bits of urine out. He pushed it over as hard as he could and was surprised when the leak stopped. As he moved his legs, agony!
has caused a bit of bleeding, and the tug had moved, making him jump a bit. Why am I writing this second-person style? I blame
, &
.
I rose, still half-asleep despite my rude awakening, and went to get the kettle on in the kitchen. Which seemed a logical idea as that
was where the kettle was. I thought I might have seen Venus in the first shot of the sky. I took another one to try and catch it again, but it came out a little wobbly… which is what I became at that
very point, shaky!
I looked down at my bloodied, bruised, battered legs and got another shock.
Surely, I’m pretty sure that I’d not been scratching nocturnally again? What a state they were in!
As I continued unalarmed, I noticed the brushing on the lower arms. Had I been noctambulating again in my sleep? Then, I spotted a
mark on the knuckle that, to my eyes, was exactly like a picture of a dog’s face. The photo does not show it; I didn’t do a good job of this photo either. Tsk!
I was going to take the tea with me to the wet room, to medicate things a little. But got side-tracked by the failing and giving way from
. Clouting my other knee on the trolley, I grabbed it to steady myself and threw in a
, just to keep the train going.
The morning evacuation demanded my attention, and at first, I thought I was going to have the right job here. Blood ran at a fair pace, well trickling, from the
wounds down the lower legs. Blood from poor little Inchie’s Fungal Lesion filling the Protection Pants up, and I’ll be sat there pushing for all I’m worth battling with
for I don’t know how long before the concrete sausages are forced out! How wrong can a thought be? I was instantly in complete control of the procedure! I cleaned up my rear end first, then the splashes that had torrented out all over.
Wiped the haemoglobin off the legs, and started to get a stand-up wash and shave.
I was, after three days of only getting two shaving cuts… back in form! Six! The toothbrush snapped in half!
had a turn at giving way. But the grab rail was close enough, and I avoided going done again, as in the kitchen.
Washed the legs, and got some medications applied, too, & then
s many blood leaks on both legs. Then tackled the ex pensive but pain relieving job, as I got on and
. Then dribbled some oil down my chest as I
.
I moved the alert wristbands to the right arm to avoid the scratches and bruises on the left one.
As I got out of the wet room, I knew there was something I had to do urgently; I seem to remember thinking this when I was battling the rear-end Tsunami on the
. Now, twelve hours later, as I write this masterpiece of a blog (Hahaha!), I still can’t recall what it was!

arrived as I was just about to start the computer.
He decided that the legs looked so much better, so he did not put the leg & ankle
strappings on.
He did get a pair of the new diabetic socks on for me. The lad didn’t look or sound very well. Got him a cold drink from the fridge to mayhap help with his sweating and coughing. He explained about the potatoes and chips and the diabetic limitations. He thought that, in moderation, some spuds should be okay to have. Good news that!
called P.M. The gal was not feeling as good as Richard wasn’t, and I still suffered from the lower regions. But the legs were feeling fine. In fact, I’m glad I took a photo of them now cause it’s like they are a pair of refurbished limbs???

From well, I’m not sure… erm,,, I think it must have been five hours I was out of it – yet had opened a can of soup and put it in the saucepan ready for later, the pan had been heated, so how come I have no
recollection of this happening? I also found photos that are a mystery to me, not what they are, but when did I take them? A mug of tea, nothing on the
reminder notepad.
This picture on the right is the final (up to now) unknown use of Kodak Tim.
Good heavens, and great balls of fire…
has just arrived for the last check call.
Perhaps it’s all a part of the mysteries of the Woodthorpe Court’s sinister Spirit’s master plan. To raise the devil, spread wonders, blunders, rodomontades, fears and descenders from the comfort of sanity into a gibbering wreck!
I took this to ensure the soup was not left on the heat.
Beautiful hue and lighting.
Well, I thought so.
Then I noticed the notepad.
It’s so different to the last time I looked at it. Am I going mad? That was a silly question, of course, I am!.
When I took this one, I thought at first that I could see a fire with black smoke.
But by the time I’d looked at the picture on the camera, it was not to be seen.
Was it the Mysteries of Woodthorpe Court, with the hobgoblins, spectres, gnomai, phantasms, ghosts, the grotesque succubae, extraterrestrials, ectoplasms, spirits, or the Fata Morganas, that have been sent to taunt, irritate and terminate my already limited saneness of mind?
Took this picture a little later.
The views get darker and more wonderful to view.
Minutes later, the sky seemed to brighten up?
Or had I got these snaps out of sync?
Yes, that’s most likely.
I took shots from the left in front and to the right.
Gorgeous!
I must have fallen asleep for an hour or so; I felt myself slipping off of the computer chair.
In slow motion, had the catheter tube not been pulled at
Little Inchie, I think I may have clumped to the floor.
The photographicalisations this time look almost welcoming. The clouds peacefully passed by at a fair rate of knots.. almost a farewell.
This may serve to prove the effects that I suffer from FND, and Doreen Dementia, oh, no, I forgot, it is now
, I’ve got, innit.
The stew is on, and the potatoes will be soon.
So, off to the kitchen to satisfy and satiate my hunger. I did take a photo of it, but it appears to have escaped from the SD card. Humph!
Cheerioski!
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