OLD STARMER FUN CARTOON
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I thought Iād discovered a way of saving the photographs without CorelDraw cutting me off. I had to use the old CorelDraw; the new version, which cost nearly Ā£400, is not letting me export or save.Ā
After 6 hours of importing photos one at a time and saving them individually, I found out that CorelDraw would not let me save anything in the old version! It kept either freezing or closing down on its own accord. I had to keep stopping for Ejazās call. Ejaz got the bags for me in the kitchen when the food delivery arrived. Issued the medications, put the diabetic socks on for me, and Barrier creamed the bleeding thigh. Then, it took me a long time to put the fodder away. A good job that I was up earlyish, and got the ablutions and torso-medicationings done. Eyes, ears, toothache tincture and shaved without a single cut! Smug-Mode-Utilised.
Back to the computer. It closed down on me twice and froze on me three times. By the time Iād got the photos from yesterday in the WP gallery, with interruptions, Iād been at it for eight hours!Ā
After all that effort, I hope I can get them off the gallery to go in without any more cock-ups! Ah, well, here I go… Oh, dear, the second Carer call is due anytime now. Iāll see how it goes. Wish me luck?
No, donāt waste your breath. Haha!
Just some of the clothing that no longer fits me. Taken in mid-clear-up.
This rack was chocker-block full. At least Joe saved some for me after checking if they should fit onto my chunky, whacking great, super-duper-sized, walloping, cyclopean, elephantine body. Not many!
The rail racking had even less that would fit!
Two 60-litre waste bags full of unfitting clothing were packed and ready to be picked up by Carer Joe later. Joe made a funny quip after we stopped to get the laundry sorted out. I think I said about the drier?
āWhen Gerry looked after, in despair…
His clothes racks were bare!ā
Hehehe!
I had three messages, well, phone calls that Iād had; One from the medics, One that I couldnāt decipher, one that I couldnāt hear from the Doctor’s surgery. This one said, āYouāve contacted the Doctor to ask for a home visit, didnāt you?ā I vaguely remember Carer Joe calling them to get an appointment. He may have asked if a home visit was available. I asked him to ring back later. Carer Jazz came, not Joe, so the confusion may have developed because Ejaz didnāt ask. Then, I later got a call from the matron, but I couldnāt recall what it was about.
Ejaz said I have to call Matron Jackie. Thatās all on the note he left.Ā
Back to the plot, I got a bit off-kilter there. Sorry.
Oh, I nearly forgot to put the meal photos on.
Roasted some potatoes in the oven.
Mixed then in the ready meal.
Got them into the oven.

Just out of the microwave.
A darned decent tasty flavour!
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I stirred back into the offendedness of lifeās miserable existence. I was worried. About the CorelDraw farce, the computer blue screen of death comes up. The bank balance received by text has never been lower since 1980!
Iām confused by all the medical messages Iām getting and blown away by how many helpers suddenly come in. It baffles me when someone mentions something from a few days ago, and I cannot determine its concerns. I vaguely get partial memories come back, but they make things worse and worry me all the more. Iām waffling again, arenāt I? Iām well-versed and pretty good at that!
I was in the wet room by about 05:15hrs.Ā
As I stripped off, I realised I had only had one mini-seizure in an hour, and more importantly, I was not in any depression! Yet with all the extra bothers, confusion and misleading medical mayhem, I had good reason to be feeling down – but I wasnāt!
Only the other day, when I had a mother of Deep
, I couldnāt think why.
The opposite happened this morning. I thIāveIāve worked out why. It is when the reasons for a depression weigh heavily on me I can go into a sort of, well, āSod-it, I canāt win!ā mode. Sometimes, how I feel now is the reason. Or maybe not.
I tried the tricks explained earlier to get CorelDraw to permit me to save and store things. I lost hoursĀ and hours as CorelDraw froze or crashed repeatedly.Ā No, Iāve written that already,Ā I think.
The shaving was back near to normal this morning. Three nicks, a dropped razor, and the aftershave Brut bottle. There were no other injuries, though. Unless you count when on leaving the wet room, I shoulder-charged the edge of the doorframe. Although that didnāt actually hurt much, it started
off that did hurt a bit. Sheāll have my shoulder socket ball out one of these flipping days! Hehe!
The only thing that bothered me was that
Ā Ā had returned. I wonāt complain; she has given me several days of rest. Iāve missed her roaming stabbing pains. Secretly, whenever she attacks, I try to guess where sheāll hit me next time. Areas so far that have felt her wrath: Neck, jaw, shoulders, arms, back, or, even occasionally, the upper abdomen. Thatās her favourite attack route for me. Her abdominal playground is under one arm and around the other. She rarely gets me there. (Just watch how things go now that Iāve just said that!)
Ah, much better!
The part-mystery of this note has been solved.
TheĀ surgery receptionist called me on the mobile, so it was not easy to hear her, but she was patient with herĀ patients.Ā Hehe!Ā She made the appointment for my yearly Health CheckĀ (shown earlier),Ā but I am not concentrating well today. Nothing new there, then. For Thurs, May 29th, a home visit! Great!
Had an early meal tonight. Salad.
A sliced baked potato and tomatoĀ (Dutch), caramelised beetroot, and red onions (tasty!).Ā With some Milk Roll sliced bread slathered with the gorgeously tasty No Butter,
Butter (by Flora). The only let-down was the so-called Mature Cheddar cheese. Iāve tasted tastier newspapers! But all the rest of the dish made was up for this, somewhat.
As a warning to any UK mild, insipid cheese-lovers, it was Cathedral City Mature. If you happen to like tasteless, weak, bland, pale, uncrumbly, rubbery cheddar, this is the brand for you!
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Nocturnal Catheter Bag.
Morning kitchen window view.
First things first!
Finally got on the computer.
Night-time snap.
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diverted to the wet room without any delay.
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Scary red urine!
View.
Leaving the flat, down to wait for the lift.
I have a doctor’s appointment for an examination of the knees and ankles. I have an appointment at the hospital on Monday. The receptionist arranged a lift for me there. Barrier cream and something else was added to my prescription list and sent to the chemist, and I need carers to collect them for me.
Surgery car park.
Arriving at flats.

In the foyer
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me an age to manage it. Also, no damage to the catheter, tubing, bag or straps, either. So it could have been a lot worse. As I was at my smuggest, the teeth started bleeding. It must have been from when I hit my chin on the trolley? A flaming good start to the day! It must have taken me over two hours to complete the
Made a brew of Thompson’s Punjana and got the computer going.
Around 16:00hrs, I rang Easy-Link to try and book a lift there and back, but the lady said I must call back in the morning twixt ten & noon. But will I remember to? If I forget, or can’t get through, they are not open Sat and Sundays… Oh, dearie me!
Pareidolia moment with the clouds.
All is well with the Catheter!
Air Fryer was all set up for me!
Blooming nippy out there!
All parked up
Sunsetting shot
Sunsetting shot twenty minutes later.
Got the TV on to watch Heartbeat as I worked on the blog
Baked beans with BBQ sauce, bread rolls.

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stabbing pains were far less often than they had been for weeks. Fingers Crossed!
He’s rarely wrong, Humph!
Finished off the task at hand.Ā
The recently emptied day catheter pouch was filling up already, and I’d not had anything to drink yet.
I’m going to rush now, or the Carer will come while I’m eating again. Throughout the morning, I tried to get through to Easy-Link, but no chance.
That’ll do me!
The Fog!
Catheter
A photo I took in 3-d mode on the Lumix.
Teatime view (I think it was)
I seemed to have a spurt of success in passing
Afternoon car park.
At about 20:00hrs, the day bag was filled again.
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Oh, Worra shame – nearly got three High Norms on the trot!
Not-so-good photos
The challenge of the ablutioning and dressing.
But all went well.
No idea why I took this shot?
Bleeding and weeing. Hehehe!
A late showing moon?
Easy-Lift ran me to the chemist to collect.
The workers had placed matting on the lobby floor.
Up in the lift, took a selfie in the reflection on the wall.
A letter was received asĀ I got inside. Too small to see.
Changed the new Catheter… looks a bit bubbly to me?
Had a wash and removed the hospital tab. Last time at the City Hospital Urology. I was given a blue one, and today upgraded to red? Hehehe!
I made a lovely meal for myself. However the of Woodthorpe Court, with the ghosts, wraiths, spectres, cacodemons, apparitions, and other grotesqueries that haunt the hallways and lobbies, searching for Inchcock; to curse with bad luck, create ambiguities, abstrucities, perplexities, misfortunes and botherations, to scare. worry and confuse me, were at it again!
The picture I took of the rather good-looking and tasty meal was not on the SD card… Yet again!
Cleaning up with one hand while trying not to step on the night bag tubing or drop and burst the bag, using a picker-upper with disinfected kitchen roll paper, and not falling over to clean up – I proved was impossible!




Tidied up in the wet room, put the bloodied paper towels in the bin, took them into the kitchen and deposited it in the big waste bag.
close, but I got it done. Turned of the computer and started getting the things needed for the surgery visit ASAP.
Off I went down in the shuddering lift cage to the main lobby.
Five minutes later, Doctor Vindla summoned me into her room.
I came out a good few quid lighter. With some cans for the Carers and Wardens, fresh tomatoes, Frikadellens, yoghourts and other bits. The trolley was pretty full and out to catch a but back into Sherwood.
Back at the flats, I slipped her a can of Gin & Rhubarb, said my farewells and walked through the Winchester Court flats link passage into Winwood Court.
It took these shots of the rain as it was stopping.


WHOOPS – Up to Hyper- 2 again.


In a mess now, just don’t know what will happen or what I can do?

Germoloided
Phorpain gelled both knees and then rubbed some into and around 
Got dressed and went into the kitchen to make the first brew of tea, Thompson’s Punjana.

course. Stripped of the outer clothing and tried to relax a bit. Put Deana’s flowers in the sink.
got out and to the waiting driver just as he was about to give up on me. But he was a little early, bless him.
about the lift tomorrow. Not heard anything yet, but still hoping to get lifted.
potatoes seasoned and into the oven.
burnt my right thumb..
‘Heartbeat’ episode on Freeview. She was her usual caring self, bless her. Got the medication sorted and inquired what had gone wrong with the morning Carer, as no one had filled in or signed the log sheet? 









Well, Tsk!






Warden & Skiing Champion Deana called. To tell me the changed confirmed dates and times of the Doctor’s appointments.
Well, I put in the analyser… Oh, dearie me!
Got some chips and veggie burgers into the oven. Going to have tomatoes, and the fresh raw garden was with it.Ā
Dementia Doreen in their head. Tsk!
I made up the somewhat larger than planned meal, got it on the tray, but could not resist eating some of the fresh raw pod peas before taking it through to the front room.
imagine?
I washed things up and returned to the second-hand, £300, c1968, overwhelmingly-sickeningly beige coloured, tatty, uncomfortable, wobbly-recliner. Then walloped and rubbed in a lot of my Phorpain gel. The knee pain was still bad, although it was getting less blotchy and coloured all the time.
To help me sleep; if Sweet Morpheus allows me to… less pain should mean fewer waking-ups.
Hehehe! I’m sorry I bothered you now. All the
I’ve just two pairs of the not-so-effective Morrisons PPs left.
TheseĀ Depend Comfort type Protection Pants are not as thick as the chunky show-through your trousers Morrison ones.