Dedicated Texting Codes For the over 65’s

 

The youths and kids of today, all seem to have their own SMS codes, like BFF, WTF, LOL etc.

Here are some codes I think from experience would be suitable and helpful for the more mature, decrepit, Senior Citizens of today, like wot I am!

ABT – Angina Bad Today

AFE – Another Fart Escaped

AMHO – Are My Hearing-aids Over there?

ATD – At the Doctor’s

ATM – All The Medications

BAS – Burnt Another Saucepan

BBCT – Bathroom’s Bloody Cold Today

BFF – Best Friend’s Funeral

BTW – Bring the Wheelchair

CGITB – Can’t Get Into The Bath

CGOOTB – Can’t Get Out Of The Bath

CGU – Can’t Get Up

CPMEB – Can’t Pay My Electricity Bill!

CPMGB – Can’t Pay My Gas Bill!

CSI – Coffin Seeking Invalid

CSM – Cameron Scares Me!

DAHA – Damned Arthritis Hurting Again!

DAFT – Damn, Another Follow Through!

DKA – Damned Kids Again!

EMU – Easily Most Unmotivated

FWIW – Forgot Where I was

FWIWS – Forgot What I Was Saying

GGLKI – Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

GGPBL – Gotta go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA – Got Heartburn Again

GMAT – Got Mugged Again Today

GTCMP – Going To Collect My Pension

HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement

IHGO – I Hate George Osborne!

IMHO – Is my Hearing Aid On?

LFMG – Looking For My Glasses

LHSIPM – Laughed So hard I Pee’d Myself

LMBP – Lost My Bus Pass

MMMA – Missed My Medications again

PCA – Please Call Ambulance

PTCTP – Passed The Cemetery Today Phew!

TPOF – The Price Of Food!

SNOG – Sorry Nodded Off Again

SSTMT – Someone Spoke To Me Today

STA – Stubbed Toe Again

AMHO – Are My Hearing-aids Over there?- Spoke To Someone Today!

SUP – Speak Up Please

TFMMN – Time For My Medications Now

WAITT – Who Am I Talking To

WDII – What Day Is It?

WIWYA – When I Was Your Age

WIFI – With Indigestion From Infection

WTF – Watch The Forceps

WTG – Watching The Goldfish

WTH – Walking To Hospital