Dedicated Texting Codes For the over 65’s
The youths and kids of today, all seem to have their own SMS codes, like BFF, WTF, LOL etc.
Here are some codes I think from experience would be suitable and helpful for the more mature, decrepit, Senior Citizens of today, like wot I am!
ABT – Angina Bad Today
AFE – Another Fart Escaped
AMHO – Are My Hearing-aids Over there?
ATD – At the Doctor’s
ATM – All The Medications
BAS – Burnt Another Saucepan
BBCT – Bathroom’s Bloody Cold Today
BFF – Best Friend’s Funeral
BTW – Bring the Wheelchair
CGITB – Can’t Get Into The Bath
CGOOTB – Can’t Get Out Of The Bath
CGU – Can’t Get Up
CPMEB – Can’t Pay My Electricity Bill!
CPMGB – Can’t Pay My Gas Bill!
CSI – Coffin Seeking Invalid
CSM – Cameron Scares Me!
DAHA – Damned Arthritis Hurting Again!
DAFT – Damn, Another Follow Through!
DKA – Damned Kids Again!
EMU – Easily Most Unmotivated
FWIW – Forgot Where I was
FWIWS – Forgot What I Was Saying
GGLKI – Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
GGPBL – Gotta go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA – Got Heartburn Again
GMAT – Got Mugged Again Today
GTCMP – Going To Collect My Pension
HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement
IHGO – I Hate George Osborne!
IMHO – Is my Hearing Aid On?
LFMG – Looking For My Glasses
LHSIPM – Laughed So hard I Pee’d Myself
LMBP – Lost My Bus Pass
MMMA – Missed My Medications again
PCA – Please Call Ambulance
PTCTP – Passed The Cemetery Today Phew!
TPOF – The Price Of Food!
SNOG – Sorry Nodded Off Again
SSTMT – Someone Spoke To Me Today
STA – Stubbed Toe Again
AMHO – Are My Hearing-aids Over there?- Spoke To Someone Today!
SUP – Speak Up Please
TFMMN – Time For My Medications Now
WAITT – Who Am I Talking To
WDII – What Day Is It?
WIWYA – When I Was Your Age
WIFI – With Indigestion From Infection
WTF – Watch The Forceps
WTG – Watching The Goldfish
WTH – Walking To Hospital