Troll Free Zone
Where the ageing folk chat and linger,
Sometimes, even lifting a finger.
This Gallery is of their chance to show off their English Country Gardens
Bit of Fun
Haunting Inchcock Returns… Dang dang dang dang!
Inchy checked out the other day,
But this is only what Danny Soz does say,
We’ve lost the pillock, and I say here today,
He said he’d be back to me last Wednesday,
The money he owed me he never did repay,
He’ll be up in the heaven sat at a cafe,
Aiming the bird-muck down on a pavement cyclist every day!
Can you tell what he’s trying to say?
Shirley sent Inchcock to feed the ducks?
Shirley told Inchy to go feed the ducks,
And mentioned that his poetry sucks,
He got it wrong as he usually does,
He fell in with ducks, what a fuss!
Why the hypo and the uniform?
Had he been naughty, and did not conform?
But is there more to this tale of Woe?
Only Shirley will ever really know!
Old Photograph from Rachel, Mike and Inchcock?
When Shirley was throwing Mikes empty Claret bottles away,
She has to use Pickfords, there’s so many nowaday,
She came across this photo, obviously from a long gone day,
Was it depicting any naughties or horseplay?
If anyone knows, please let her know today!
If Rachel still has the outfit, Inchcock would appreciate a visit from her wearing it again. Please give him advanced warning if agreeable so he can get some extra medications in.
Picture needing explanation – Bloggers in the Park?
A gathering of Bloggers
Also known as a ‘Write load of writers’.
When, why, who, which and whatever were they doing remains a mystery yet to be solved.
Can you be of help with this, please?
I fang you!
A Load of Cobblers! Historically Speaking
Family photo? If so who’s. If not why? or When?
A Load of Cobblers!
Photograph Requiring further descriptive observation and information. Shirley and Mike
I was working at the Old Russian Ministry of Education and Science, 6-7 Kensington Palace Gardens, London W8 4QP last month a part of my Community Work sentence, when I met their Minister for the Praise and Demarkationalissation of Russian vegetables, Dmitry Livanov.
Speaking excellent Russian (with a slight Ukranian accent), I had a chat with him. It turned out he knew Mike Steedenski and Shirley Blamey from the revolution and celebrations and potato praising party years ago.
He sent them his best wishes and handed me this photograph to pass on to them, along with his best wishes and he hopes they enjoyed the barrel of Nizhnevartovsk Beetroot Claret he gave them on their visit to Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky for the Praise Our Potatoes celebrations.
Would anyone have further details, scandal, information or humorous lies about this event and Shirl and Mike’s involvement, please?
No potatoes were harmed, or Claret spilt in the creation of this graphic
Photo requiring explanation – Marissa and Duncan
When I came across this photo after getting back to the apartment after Choir practice the other day, I thought; “Hello, what’s all this then?” As you would like. No doubt there is a logical and uncontentious reason for it?
If you can assist with one, I’d much appreciate it. Thanks.
No Rock performers or alcoholic Scotsmen were harmed in the production of this.
I imagine?
Photo Requiring Caption – Danny Soz
This old photograph was found in my Scuba-Diving equipment, next to my Mountaineering gear in my Mansion’s garage last week.
Mr D. Soz (19¾) seen soon after his release from HMP Brixton clink.
He still denies the charge he was convicted of as I understand it.
This graphic was created and posted in the hope of bringing fame and fortune to Danny, one of if not the best and sporting types of West Ham fans. (I now this, he told me). Thus, I can start to repay his bill of £33,290 he’s charged me for wheel calipers, used motor oil and other items he has stolen for me or bought me from Lidl.
Newly Identified Medical Sydromes
Newly Identified Syndromes
Named Disease: HAJ (Had-a-job) Syndrome
Symptoms: Being made redundant through no fault of your own, suicidal feelings, lack of food, and the disappearance of respect.
Most at Risk: The proletariat, anyone not related to a banker or a friend of a Politician, the unemployed, the millions of immigrants both legal and otherwise, the impecunious, the uneducated youths of today, and the educated youths of today without rich family connections.
Area’s most affected: The North – Midlands.
Named Disease: Spooninthegobatbirthness Syndrome
Symptoms: A snottiness and uncaring attitude develops that cannot be countered. The bank balance and overseas investment accounts increase exponentially.
Most at Risk: Royalty, Aristocracy, Politicians, Footballers, and the Right Honourable George Osborne MP (Conservative)
Area’s most affected: The rich 10% of the population.
Named Disease: A.A.D.(Alcoholic Addiction Dysrhythmia) Syndrome
Symptoms: Finding you have not got any alcoholic addictions, and the concern and worry you get about being so different to everyone else. A.A.D. syndrome is often claimed by alcoholics and West Ham fans for their failure.
Most at Risk: Those under the age of eight, and more mature liars.
Area’s most affected: Nursery schools, MOT stations,
Named Disease: Monetary Cystitis (M.C.) Syndrome
Symptoms: It is extremely painful, nigh on impossible for you to repay money owed by you, forcing the sufferer to short change and overcharge whenever possible. Also builds an inbred hatred of Bank Managers, Loan companies and Old Age Pensioners.
Most at Risk: Pensioners, Politicians, Dentists, Lawyers, Bankers, Haliburton, George Osborne, Claret Appreciation Group members and Taxi Drivers.
Area’s most affected: Nationwide.
Named Disease: Hope Alopecia (H.A.) Syndrome
Symptoms: A sudden realisation that all hope is lost, other than for the War Mongers, Politicians, bankers, Car Mechanics, David Cameron, Nigel Farage, Haliburton and other nepotistic clans.
One person definitely not suffering from this Syndrome is UKIP’s Nigel Farage. Campaigning in a seat where Labour “should weigh the vote”, Mr Farage said that his party is “taking big numbers” of Labour supporters making Thursday’s result “very very tight”. And with young and older voters both warming to his message on immigration and borders control, Mr Farage revealed that he had new evidence that the Labour vote across the country is collapsing because of the Corbyn effect. He produced polling evidence by former Labour leader Ed Miliband’s ex-adviser Ian Warren which he said showed 50 per cent of those who voted Labour in the humiliating general election defeat in May will desert the party. Humph!
Most at Risk: Everyone not connected with the above.
Area’s most affected: Anywhere with any businesses still owned and ran by English management, so as you can tell, these are scarce.
Named Disease: Compassion Deficiency Anaemia (C.D.A.) Syndrome
Symptoms: You couldn’t give a toss about anyone else.
Most at Risk: Most predominant in Parliament, and Lawyers offices, although likely to be found anywhere.
Area’s most affected: Virtually throughout the world.
Named Disease: Cacospysy Syndrome (C.S.)
Symptoms: Irregular pulse, concern and worry that the government will find your stash of undeclared earnings from illegal practices of varying secretly ran companies. Panic attacks at Government Budget announcement time.
Most at Risk: The poor and the dodgy types.
Area’s most affected: All of the UK and FIFA representatives.
Named Disease: E.D.D. Early Decrepitude disease
Symptoms: Sudden realisation that the poor are getting poorer, and the Rich are getting richer, and you are one of the poorer. Urges to dress up in fancy dress and join WordPress might affect them. Memory loss and bodily function controls are common amongst these syndrome sufferers.
Most at Risk: Those who are poor and getting poorer.
Area’s most affected: Worldwide: In the event that you should feel or find any of the above symptoms coming on, do not consult your Doctor who will be too rich to be bothered to understand your frustrations and problems. In the event of your becoming disinterested in money and valuable items, Danny Soz (19¾) can be contacted for help. You could consider suicide, alcoholism, hibernation, or becoming a Politician. But best not to worry… your Doomed. Most E.E.D. sufferers end up not knowing the difference between the syndromes anyway, then read up on them and forget they did.