Sunday 24th March 2019
Esperanto: Dimanĉon 24 Marton 2019
00:00hrs. I woke spot on midnight. No time for the usual morning mind medley, melee and maze today; I was out of the second-hand ci1968 recliner like a seventy-six-year-old and limping to the EGPWWB (Emergency Grey Plastic Wee-wee bucket) in minutes! This expulsion was of the LSPWW (Long sharp Painful Wee-wee) mode. Then, I had a summoning to the Porcelain Throne arrive. To which I responded with promptness. Just as well I did because it was a close call, but I made it just in time. The mind meandered off a little as I was typing this: ♫Just in time, I found you just in time, Before you came, my time was running low, I was lost, the losing dice were tossed, My bridges all were crossed, nowhere to go, etc.♫
Did the Health Checks and took the medications, then made a brew. Off on another Porcelain Throne visit. All okay!
This was just the start of my computer-internet problems! A Firefox update came in, so I downloaded it. Finished the blog and went to email the link to it.
I tried WordPress on Google, that was also an old one out of date that had not been updated. The panic grew, now joined by anger and frustration!
After much angst and effort, I found I could open the Google Email, and change log-in and get to my Emails, but I had to use Chrome. Hurrah, I thought!
I tried on Google, I just got a blank screen on there!
Is this problem through Virgin or the Firefox update? Really pissed-off now!
Might it be a combination of the update and internet, the lights on the Virgin box are still doing a fair bit of flashing on and off?
I found out that I had downloaded two of the new copies of Firefox! A new one and the old one that has been updated, I think? Phew!
The relief! I soon myself quietly belting out Dean’s ♫ That’s Amore! ♫, as the Email and Pinterest were all working again!
The wee-weeing continue, each one of the LSPWW style. But, having just sorted out the computer, at last, I was in a good mood, and they did not bother me in the slightest!
I put this third visit down to the chilli and black beans last night, but they tasted so good, and with me still on a high from getting the computer problems sorted all on my own (Smug Mode Adopted!), I was unconcerned about how and where all the evacuation material was coming from. Haha!
And, they looked just the opposite of how they did yesterday. Nothing new with this I understand that, but the change in appearance was rather acute. The mangleisation and warpedness had returned to the patellas again? In a way, I was pleased to see they had a bit more colour, but not so keen on it being yellow!
Polish Sil sausages, buttered baguettes with sliced tomatoes, a few chips, and an old fashioned pot of custard & jelly. And the medications.
No sooner eaten, and I was off for yet another wee-wee and Porcelain Throne (I’ve lost count of them now) session. If this keeps up, surely I’ll have nothing left to come out? Hehehe! I washed and thought about getting a shave, but decided I was now too tired to bother. I’ll have to get it done in the morning.
I got settled down onto the £300 second-hand, old ci1968 rickety recliner, but the mind was not settled. The past, the future, such as it looks, ailments, wee-wees, Throne demands, the axonotmesis, the ever-changing pins (legs), Sister Jane’s foot and toe, Brexit and hpw much longer will earth last before we destroy it, all passed through the brain box.
Then Dizzy Dennis paid me an unexpected visit, only a short few second-attack. Succeeded by another wee-wee demand.
Been an odd sort of day!
TTFNski each.
People don’t go to Hell when they die, they’ve already been to Hell updating their computers. Got the old chilli and black been colon cleanse? At least you enjoy the intake, unlike an enema or drinking something like GoLYTELY colonoscopy prep. The knees have painterly tints to them. I think a grid of knee photos is in order. A knee grid would make a great art piece. Great looking meal. It just might be a slight antidote to the effects of the chilli and black beans.
I’m not really up to coping with technology, Tim, as you must have gathered. The computer’s workings scare the hell out of me! Getting help is very difficult. Getting someone who really knows what has gone wrong or how to mend things, I’ve found impossible – but they still charge a lot!
The Cilli and black bean situation, I’ve made worse this morning – I ordered another two pots – I know, I’m bonkers! But the taste alone is to blame! Hehe!
I hpe and pray I don’t have clean the colon before a colonoscopy or barium enema X-ray examination with Golytely! (I looked it up) The onlt Barium meal i’ve had was years ago when the found the Duodenal Donald, then failed to give me any crystals to use. I was on the Throne for hours in agony, a rupture and bleeding follwed. Nowadays, I could have sued them! Oh, the memory!
I might make a grid of knee shots, use it as a warning for others. Hahaha!
Cheers, Sir.
Check out this article by Dave Barry on his colonoscopy. It’s hilarious: https://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1928847.html
Well, that was an eyeopener.
Written with humour and still getting the message over, great effort.
I particularly laughed out loud at his “But I didn’t get one. I was a fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I was practically a member of Congress.
Hehehe!
Cheers.