Sunday 22nd December 2019
Italian: Domenica 22 Dicembre 2019
01:45hrs: I woke up drained through lack of sleep. The EQ telling me that if I had clinomania and didn’t want to get up, it would be alright?
However, the need for a wee-wee, quickly followed by the demand for a visit to the Porcelain Throne arrived. So, I detached my deteriorating and slowly disintegrating gargantuanly growing flabby-bellied body from the £300, second-hand, c1968 recliner. Grabbed the stick, and made my way dodderingly to the wet room. Passing the signs of my nocturnal nibbling en route.
The session went alright, and the bleeding was much less than the last one. It was another right dollop evacuated. Washed and wiped the contact points. And got the camera to photo the legs for the Doctor to see, when I can get an appointment, that is.
Off to the kitchen, and was pleased to note that I had not left the hot water tap running, the stove on, or the fridge freezer door open.
I took a photograph from the window, of the morning view. I don’t really know what it means, but I used the Aperture-Priority-Auto setting. It came out reasonable.
I got the computer on, and feared it might blow up! For the Liberty-Global Virgin Media Internet was going so fast! I was over the moon! Five minutes later, and it was back to its old self! Tsk!
The wee-weeing had changed to the SSSAO (Short-Sharp-Spraying-All-Over) style. And there were plenty of them, so many I got the GPWWB (Grey-Plastic-Wee-Wee-Bucket) disinfected and in use again, and kept it near the computer desk. It was well-used this morning.
I got the Saturday post updated and sent off to WordPress. Then went on the WP reader section. Finally, on the TFZer Facebooking.
As I was making another brew, some unplanned phuts of wind from the rear-end escaped. Blimey, can this be the Macrogol working already? Hehe! Nope, no signs of any movement or need for the Throne yet.
Back to the computer, dropping the stick on the way there, Humph! And made a start on this blog. The previously this morning, well-behaved finger-ends peripheral sensory nerves, now started to play up and failing to get the touch and contact messages to the brain. Thus, a most annoying session of ever making mistakes and corrections started! My spirits sank! But at least I’ve had a couple of decent hours in first!
05:25hrs: I moved on to making up the templates. With some angst, but I did get them done eventually.
09:05hrs: Phew! Got them all done!
Had a brew while started to sort out and preparing Josie’s meal. I was a little tired by now, and had to concentrate on what I was doing – not that this stopped me later from clouting my forehead on the draining board and sending the goggles flying as I bent down to get the bleach and washing up liquid from under the sink for washing the pots!.
Strained tuna in brine, I added some mayonnaise mixed in, sliced tomatoes, garden peas with demerara sugar, gherkins and Josie’s favourite ingredient, soft buttered cheesy mash potato. A can of pink gin & tonic and a
I’m not keen on these but tried one later with my own nosh.
It was enjoyed while I was sat on the £300 second-hand recliner, watching Liverpool’s Club World Cup win. It took me back, The Hillsborough and Heysel disasters. Kenny Dalglish, Roger Hunt, Keegan, Michael Owen, Ian Rush, Jimmy Case. Steve Highway, Ron Yeats, and Ray Clemence. The thought of the crooked back-hand taking Bruce Grobbelaar, spoilt the musing.
There laid a blubbery-mass of Inchcock on the floor! His glasses shot off somewhere unknown. His head stinging. His pride shattered. And what a struggle to get back up again, ever aware that he might at any time tread on his eyewear! Tsk! Another problem was finding his spectacles after he had got up. Humph! In the end, about to accept he had gone bonkers, he spotted them, they had apparently hit something as they were falling, bounced off and landed right in the waste bin! Finding them unbroken, although the left lens was scratched a bit, cheered him up a tad. Crabs and Grobblecraps!
I put some cream on the bonce, got another drink of orange juice, and returned to the c1968 recliner, to watch a Kitchen programme. Of course, I fell asleep at the first commercial break!
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Nice morning view shot out the window. That was a very good looking meal you prepared for Josie. Your meal looks quite decent also. You are lucky you found your glasses. I have had two separate pairs of glasses fall off my face, and they slipped into a wormhole or something because I never found them.
Cheers, Tim.
I hope Josie enjoyed hers.
Can you remember looking in any box’s or bins for your goggles? I found tnhey have a habit of hiding in them. Haha!
TTFNski, Sir.
Goggles and glasses gang aft agley, or so they say 🙂 Bonce cream PhorpainⓇ and the need of a dustpan for the collecting “blubbery-mass of Inchcock on the floor” (if not also on the door). And whoopsiedangleplops by the score! Need I say more?
Oh, no for sure,
Your thoughts are pure,
Though, no known cure,
That I’ve found before,
My spelling will have to stay poor!
I dun me bestest, Monsignor
This close to Christmas, it’s good you didn’t say naughty words with the fall as St. Nick is a bastard when we are naughty! LOL! Perhaps he will forgive the words (if they occurred, were uttered out loud) since the left lens was scratched and you suffered enough. Good thing you did find them in such an unlikely place, Gerry. It’s miserable being without glasses when one does lose or break the dang things!
Hahaha! Good old St. Nick!
Your dead right of course. This Saccade dysmetria, is considered hallmarks of cerebellar disorders, is a right fu… pain in the rear-end!
Have a good holiday, and a bit of fuss for
the lads for me.
TT
I think I’ll open the albacore so they can have a Christmas tuna water treat! I wish they’d eat the fish since I don’t particularly like tuna even if it’s chunk albacore.
They don’t like tuna? I can’t rememebr if Ladyt and Cycril did, but then, I wasn’t too keen on it either.
Haha!
A reet treat for the lads!
I’ve tried to give them special treats on birthdays and holidays, and they love, love, love that tuna water! I was surprised,= that the tuna itself got left on the plate. Don’t cats love fish? Apparently not all of them. On the other hand, I have yet to find a cat that doesn’t like the tuna water!
I don’t think you’ll find one mate. Hehe!
Me either. They are very particular.