Old, sick, weary, but harmless. I need to make others smile!
I found my lost camera at last!
I found the old Sony Cyber-Shot camera,
While cleaning up yesterday,
This pleased me greatly, I have to say,
So I took a shot from kitchen window,
Of the view, that was down below,
Then Zoomed into a house, my skills trying to show,
It didn’t come out too well, though,
Proving my lack of camera skills, but I gave it a go!
By Inchie
78 years of age, pretty ugly, short, bald, pot-bellied, in ill health. Decaying physically and morally. Mechanical ticker valve, Duodenal Donald, Saccades-Sandra, Arthur Itis, Hernia Henry, Hard of Hearing Hank, Bad eyesight Boris, Reflux Roger, Peripheral Neuropathy, Nerve Neurotransmitters Not-working Wendy, Bladder Cancer Chris, Stuttering Stephany, Haemorrhoid Harold, Shaking Shaun, Dizzy Dennis, FND, ... there are others, but I've tired myself out, now! Hehehe! Oh, then I had a stroke! Now awaiting Cataract & Glaucoma operations. Diabetes 2, Leg-Ulcer-Ulrich, Cartilage Chloe & Carole and am flat-bound. Tsk!
Failures, Accifauxpas and Whoopsiedangleplops are my Forte... Hehehe!
I love making folk smile when I can. TTFNski!
Sweet dreams dear Maiden of the microphone,
Who’s compassion and understanding is so well honed,
Your body and mind are both well toned,
To celebrate, I think I’ll get stoned!
Hhehehe!
TTFN
I am so relieved. I can finally get some sleep.
Sweet dreams dear Maiden of the microphone,
Who’s compassion and understanding is so well honed,
Your body and mind are both well toned,
To celebrate, I think I’ll get stoned!
Hhehehe!
TTFN
Save some for me!
I wu s gunna shay shumat then… er… hick!