Wednesday 15th January 2020
Swahili: Jumatano Tarehe 15 Januari 2020
- The talk with the Bank Manager. Today’s Prospects of achieving: 0%
- Will the prescriptions that Carrington Pharmacy, 343-345 Mansfield Rd, Nottingham NG5 2DA arrive this Wednesday; after they have left me with no medications for four days now, in a panic! Today’s Prospects of achieving: 40%
- Will the peripheral neuropathy right knee’s new pains probably caused by Carrington Pharmacy, 343-345 Mansfield Rd, Nottingham NG5 2DA failure to deliver my prescriptions that forced me to take some older out of date tablets, let me walk this morning? I’ll find out in a few minutes. Today’s Prospects of achieving: 15%
- Will the newly formed stomach pains, probably caused by Carrington Pharmacy, 343-345 Mansfield Rd, Nottingham NG5 2DA failure to deliver my prescriptions that forced me to take some older out of date tablets, be as bad again? Today’s Prospects of much agony: 100%
- Might I manage a Porcelain Throne evacuation today, that will be painless and bloodless? Today’s Prospects of achieving: 45%.
- Can this day be a Neuropathic Schuhplattler dance-free one? Today’s Prospects of achieving: 50%
- Will any toe-stubbings take place? Prospects of achieving: 90%.
- Is there any chance of having a Dizzy Dennis-free day? Today’s Prospects of achieving: 0%.
- Will I get to see the Doctor at last today? Today’s Prospects of achieving: 10%. The 10-percent is just in case the Carrington Pharmacy, 343-345 Mansfield Rd, Nottingham NG5 2DA, do make the delivery of my medications (Miracles I can still hope for!), albeit four days late! Swine! Not that it matters if the kneecap will not let me walk anyway. Pissed-off? Me?
- I must catch-up on the handwashing. Today’s Prospects of achieving: 60%.
- Will the dreaded ‘Hum’ all around the flat give me rest today? Today’s Prospects of achieving: 0%.
- Free-myself of insanity, despair, worry, or fear? Today’s Prospects of achieving: 0%.
Well, writing this cheered me up.
I took a couple of snaps of them. I managed with a little contortionalistical manoeuvering, to use the left hand to operate the camera, and they came out okay. The spider veins are looking artistic as well, rather Picasso style? Hehehe!
I wonder if an art gallery might buy one? Or medical training faculty might be interested in using them? (Help yourself!) Maybe I could send one to the people who may have caused this problem for me in the first place, by not delivering my prescriptions on time, four days late already; Carrington Pharmacy, 343-345 Mansfield Rd, Nottingham NG5 2DA! Grrr!
Even if they should thaumaturgically turn up with my life-saving medications today, and of course that in itself is not guaranteed, after all, they are not even a week late with them yet, I will forever hold it against them for the suffering they have made me go through! The ticker is going like the clappers at this moment and giving a dull pain. If I
Enough of this Tom Foolery!
I pressed and got the Tuesday post finish and done with. It took a long time because I kept wandering back to the chemist fiasco each time the ticker ached, knees hurt, or I had to take great gulps of air. Thanks to Carrington Pharmacy, 343-345 Mansfield Rd, Nottingham NG5 2DA, not supplying my medications and painkillers!
Went on the Pinterest then WordPress Reader. I tried again to use the Porcelain Throne, but no movement.
Got some bikkies, made a brew, and went on UT.
Quite a feat really, three-in-one, even for me! Snicker!
Then, I went to get the ablutionisationing done. And things went almost accident-free! The Porcelain Throne was utilised first to try and push the overdue evacuation that just has to be building up in the innards, and hey presto, a ton-and-a-half removal! Hahaha! Well, it felt like it! No bleeding from Harold’s Haemorrhoids either! (Is my luck changing, getting better? [Don’t ask stupid questions Inchcock])
No cuts shaving or doing the teggies. Fair enough, a few dropsies, toothbrush (2), the can of foam, the carbolic soap, and razors (3), but this is par for the course and not excessive by any means.
All in all, the actual washing was all done safely. Although it helped the injury free period, by my not using the infamous finger-chewing sock-glide. With staying in, well being forced to stay in by Carrington Pharmacy, 343-345 Mansfield Rd, Nottingham NG5 2DA, just because they may, might and possibly could be going to call today with the prescriptions… although they have lied before! So, I didn’t put any socks on.
The Corticosteroid, Hydrocortisone, Savlon, Anusol, Clobetasone Butyrate, Fenbid-Forte, and Varesil creams, lotions, gels and potions were applied to the many ailing parts of my decaying overweight flabby body. The ear canals were olive-oiled, the eye-wash used, and then I’d got the full medicationalisticalisationing process completed. The eau-de-toilette
I went on the TFZer Facebooking page for a while. But it became several hours as I wallowed in enjoyable communicationalisationing with the TFZers.
It got even betterer in between. Gaynor ♥ sent me a message asking how I was going with the medicationalistic problem, supplied to me so kindly by the Carrington Pharmacy, 343-345 Mansfield Rd, Nottingham NG5 2DA not delivering the monthly prescriptions. She patiently asked for details and offered to call the chemist for me, to make sure when they would be delivered for me. I gave her the wrong number, and she had to message back to get the right telephone digits. Then later, she contacted me to tell me that the offending Carrington Pharmacy, 343-345 Mansfield Rd, Nottingham NG5 2DA, had told her they ‘should’ be delivered, twixt 15>16:00hrs. That was kind and sweet of her to help[ me out! ♥
Then it was time to get some graphics started on CorelDraw. (After making another brew of tea, of course). Not long now to get anything done graphically speaking, but I’ll do my damndest!
The blokes doing the drilling on the fire sprinklers and the oh, so loud ‘Hum’ are competing to see which annoy me most!
The intercom flashed, and a young lady from Carrington Pharmacy, 343-345 Mansfield Rd, Nottingham NG5 2DA, was admitted.
The poor gal looked terribly guilt-ridden as she handed over a parcel of prescription medications. I forced as pleasant as I could manage ‘Thank You’ and she was off like a bolt of lightning. The delay that left me medication-less was not her fault I imagine.
So, it was now an hour beyond my usual head-down time. The ticker was racing away. I felt tired and confused, and Dizzy Dennis has just kicked-off!
I enjoyed this quick, simple meal. Flavour rated at 6.5/10.
Got the pots in the bowl to soak, and got my head down.
I assumed, well believed, there was some valid reason for my only taking the Warfarin tablets and not anything else? I’m sure it made sense at the time.
Zzzz!
Plus, you don’t even mention, the huge-est crisis ever impacting the UK, and the rest of the known world (especially colonial Canada), the defection of Prince Harry and Duchess Does A lot, I’m Not Sure What….
I don’t know how you will cope with this cataclysmic loss. I admire you for stiff upper lipping yourself through this unprecedented crisis.
Love to you my friend.
I am truly sorry for all you are going through.
I wish I could make it get better.
I can’t.
But at least, I hope, I gave you a bit of a chuckle….
Prince Harry and Duchess? Who are they then… oh, yes I remember now. Hehehe!
A great chuckle-worthy comment, I fank you!
I feel a smile coming back now I’ve got some medications. The doctor and the bank manager, oh and shopping sti;ll needs to be sorted, Cindy. How? I’ve no idea. Haha!
But I’ll not starve, I’ve got a food delivery coming this morning, but I wish I could go shopping for food, much prefer it.
However and not withstanding you and Tim keep me going, and smiling. Smiling is important, but events have stopped me lately, you have brought back a little happiness and care.
Bless yers. ♥
Perhaps you took the warfarin to thin the blood before dropping into the fascinating dreamscape you describe. The other prescriptions might be ingested as your dream-fashioning mind determines the proper moment needed for the dreamwright’s intentions. I’m thinking that Carrington Pharms will plant a nefarious plot in your dreams, and that you deliver them some well-deserved just desserts. 🙂
Cheers, Well-put, Sir. Can’t argue with your elucidationalistic, veracious observations.
But I wish things would slow down a bit in the Whoopsiedangleploparian zone. I’m shattered with all the mayhem, and haven’t done owt much.
Grumph!
Hope all well your end, Sir.
TTFN.
I am going to posit that
Carrington Pharmacy, 343-345 Mansfield Rd, Nottingham NG5 2DA
was founded by the Sheriff of Naughtyham family, that the current proprietors are the semi-reformed progeny of Sherwoodia — today a district of Whoopsiedangleploparia, or something.
Hahaha!
Maybe now that you have your meds, five days late, and your still alive, you can amble on over to the bank to see what kind of abuse they can give you. You can’t go too long without being abused by an institution of one kind or another. That was a nice, simple meal.
Unfortunistically, Tim, the window cleaner and Medicine Management team lady, both failed to arrive. So no Bank Manager visit.Tsk!
Mabye tomorrow? Did you know that song? A ballad with drawn out tones, that for some reason, I was found of playing as a younger imitation man.
Haha! First lauigh in a long while, that’s Cindy and you who’ve managed to get me smiling. I fank you!
That’s good we can make you smile. Otherwise you would have a rather glum existance in the dark throws of Nottingham winter.
Well said, Tim.
Snow to come they say next week.
Humph! I can fall over wiothpout any help! Haha!
Cheers.