Inchies Thoughts of the day

What had I been dreaming about last night?

Oh, this constipation is giving putting me in a plight,

Was Adolph Hitler really a Wagnerite?

Is living in peace not a human right?

Tomorrow to the dentist, of course, I have no fright,

Vote for the Police commissioner, I might?

For who to vote for, I’ve no foresight,

Will the Dyson I’ve ordered be delivered late at night?

Why is Little Inchy bleeding again and tight?

The flat needs cleaning, it’s a bit of a messy sight,

Looked in the mirror, saw a face wrinkled and so white,

Seems that I have aged quickly overnight?

My complexion’s gone spotty and well it might,

Skin cancer blotches increase, face like a stalagmite,

What’ll I have for nosh today, a tasty bite?

Roast vegetables and sausage, a touch of Marmite?

Friday for Cancer treatment with a Doctor Malikite,

Why am I uneducated and not erudite?

To be a good person, I always try to fight,

I wonder if Law & Order UK is on telly tonight?

I’m off to bed now, Goodnight!

By Inchie

78 years of age, pretty ugly, short, bald, pot-bellied, in ill health. Decaying physically and morally. Mechanical ticker valve, Duodenal Donald, Saccades-Sandra, Arthur Itis, Hernia Henry, Hard of Hearing Hank, Bad eyesight Boris, Reflux Roger, Peripheral Neuropathy, Nerve Neurotransmitters Not-working Wendy, Bladder Cancer Chris, Stuttering Stephany, Haemorrhoid Harold, Shaking Shaun, Dizzy Dennis, FND, ... there are others, but I've tired myself out, now! Hehehe! Oh, then I had a stroke! Now awaiting Cataract & Glaucoma operations. Diabetes 2, Leg-Ulcer-Ulrich, Cartilage Chloe & Carole and am flat-bound. Tsk! Failures, Accifauxpas and Whoopsiedangleplops are my Forte... Hehehe! I love making folk smile when I can. TTFNski!

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I say focus on the roast vegetables and sausage. Seems like everything else has gone downhill.

Marissa Bergen – Burbank, Ca – This blog is a semi auto-biographical view of my life, beginning as a rocker chick from Brooklyn, moving on to playing in a punk band on New York's Lower East Side, to my current lot in life as a working mother of two, now living in Los Angeles. I love writing because you can be whoever you want to be when you write. Therefore, I would never want to pigeon-hole myself too much in my blog. However, I don't think I will ever deviate too much from what is innately in my blood, that being humor and sarcasm. Recently I have been turning more and more to poetry. I like poetry because it let's you say so much more with so much less, so much more about so little, and it also distances you from the subject matter, making you much less likely to offend someone, which I would probably otherwise do on a daily basis.

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04/05/2016 at 16:41

I say focus on the roast vegetables and sausage. Seems like everything else has gone downhill.

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