Local New Snippers – Issue 31⅜ths with Odeing
ODE to the Parole Board Killers!
Early on the week so fewer murders, you see?
Not that violence and killing, are my cup of tea…
Death can be unexpected… come abruptly…
Or a knife across the throat, from a druggie?
Or a murderer gets life… ten years and he is free…
To kill again… it’s the Parole Board that’s guilty!
In prisons, more prisoners become an escapee!
It’ll happen again, I can guarantee!
Each killer should become an amputee!
Penis, hand, foot or leg, doesn’t matter to me…
Parole Board are paid so exorbitantly…
Taking their pay, for acting fraudulently,
As killer after killer, they set free!
Most, to murder again… honestly!
They should be hung straight immediately…
As a freed killer takes another life away!
30 killers killed again after being freed I say…
Release from prison twixt 2000 to 2010, May,
Will there be justice for relatives one day?
As parole board members, kill negligently,
Innocent victims have to die this way?
I share my views somewhat ineloquently,
But I so hate Parole Boarder’s complacency!
That’s got that gripe out of the way for a bit… Onwards…
Will criminals expect this kindness, in the future?
And at the station, a glass of wine, a bowl of garbure?
Giving time to a mugger, to scratch his dojigger?
I can’t understand this… best you figure!
Violent crime is growing immane!
PCs ought to carry some enflurane…
Criminals using language, most profane…
No good talking to them nicely, that’s certain!
Most arrests seem to contain a blood stain?
Or bruise, getting battered about and pain…
These are for policemen, not for the villain!
Another local druggie, mug-whumph and crooked Amigo!
Policemen of Nottingham, and attacking
Spitting in their face and verbally ridiculing,
Is common, like many things, kicking, shooting…
No doubt police injuries are centuplicating,
Will they ever stop? I’m still waiting…
Weighed in the coal scales, the only thing around,
Mummy said, “I don’t want it, throw it in the Trent!”
Being told this later was a bit of a rent!
She did some things later that made me gay…
When I was four, she ran away!
And they say there’s no answer when you pray?
Escapes punishment, say for his mother he’s a carer,
So the law is kind to him, trying to be fairer…
His going free will undoubtedly make him cheerier,
He’ll go back to pushing, it makes him wealthier…
And thinking of the law, with a laugh and snigger!
ODE TO CRIME
Chasing violent crooks can be dangerous & risky,
Offenders may be drugged up or drunk on whisky,
When caught, if caught, they escape acrobatically,
Killers are freed early, to murder again automatically,
Officers are expected to act at all times ‘properly’!
Arrest people nicely, and do the job soberly…
Getting knifed, shot, or stabbed, comes naturally…
They must not say anything to prisoners inflammatory,
They’ll get support nor help, Parliamentarily,
It’s no wonder new recruits get a little fidgety!
I fang you!
I like the ode to crime, but not the crime. That is one big baby. I hope she has big boobs to feed it with.
Hi, Tim. Hope you’ve had some rain?
We seem to be importing gangs of illegal immigrant criminals, organises as well. (Back handers paid to officials by the Polish, Lithuanian etc. Mafias? So they can get a bit of easy money, knwoinghow soft out courts are?
It worries me that it gives ammunition to the racists, more importantly it gives the genuine people a bad reputation, that is so unfair… but, human nature? Putin may yet put an end to it all, though? Scumball!
Haha! I bet she gets her way as she ‘grows up’. IF she get teeth early it could be painful for Mother!
Keep safe.
I wonder it is
Exactly. We have the same issue.
It can only get worse… unless… Erm, err…
Hehehe!
It never ceases to amaze me – the number of people who clearly allow their passions, their shadow side, to erupt and never think for one moment about consequences. That baby would’ve hurt coming out!!
Agree with you there, Sir. Violence for no reason sometimes. I too am flabbergasted at the increase.
Mother will not forget that in a hurry. Hehe!
Absolutely not, I suppose we should give them all a bag of sweets and tell to improve 🙂
A bit harsh that… opn our judges. Hahaha! Cheers, Sir.
🙂
Danged Parole Boarders, each time they are released and kill again, the Parole Board Member should get life without parole themselves!
O, what happened to a good birching?
It went out of fashion it seems? Cant understand why… vote catching will be involved somewhere. Hahaha!
I’ve alway thought of politicians as opportunists, so no chance of any integrity. I guess they just want a bag of sweets too.
I suppose they have faults as do the proletariat? I might be jealous of them getting away with it. Har-har!
Me too, lol.