Inch’s Ode: Saturday 31st May 2025

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BONUS STARMER CARTOON
Did you notice that I’m now getting some graphics on the blog?
Yesterday, Carer Joe tried to help me with the CorelDraw problems. But more options were removed after our efforts.
Until this morning, I half-heartedly opened CorelDraw, fully expecting things to be the same or worse… And blow me down, it let me save graphics. Photos were still a no-no, though. So, I put this very anti-Starmer cartoon that I couldn’t the other day.
I enjoyed making this one up.
Sincere thanks to Carer Joe; he’s saved the day again!
I hope it doesn’t revert again. PLEASE DON’T 🙏🏼
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My heart was broken, abscinded…
They wanted litter pickers; I volunteered,
In amongst us, I spotted cuddly Enid,
My loins became suddenly girded,
My passion and desire, both venerated…
toward and for my new love & desire,
We romped within the floral architecture,
We fondled passion on the agenda,
Will she agree? I needed an answer,
But I was young and a chancer,
Miraculous that she acquiesced,
The primroses looked more azure,
There was a lot of her to admire,
My passion was on fire…
Our naughtiness got higher,
Amidst enjoying our knee-trembler,
Who should appear but her father!
I ended up in the hospital, in discomfiture,
He visited me, I was suitably annunciated…
My passion was now entirely abrogated,
Enid? Didn’t see her again, I was rejected,
Naturally, depressed and dejected
Till I met a Spanish gal named Soledad,
I never saw her family, especially her Dad, 
From weekly romps to several daily, they escalated, 
I thought they’d be ever-established,
Even then, I was denuded, 
Hope it gave you a Smile?
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Plenty of ‘Giddy-Spells today.
Thought I’d just mention it.

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TTFNski, Each!
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