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To go into today’s Inchy Ode,
I was unshirted, & the brain unsorted,
To the Porcelain Throne, I ventured,
The motion was being prevented,
Constipation Conrad; I was tortured,
An hour later, the torpedo appeared…
To the blood & pain, I was not enured,
It painfully slowly came out, multicoloured,
I felt my innards being distorted…
The monster stuck, it was unimparted,
Surprisingly plopping, it was aerated!
Back to the Ode, but it had to be aborted,
I think my memory box had busted,
My mind & body, both beleaguered,
Back to the WC, I almost blubbered,
I got the second torpedo out painfully,
Then, a brainwave came to me…
I’d lost the Ode’s plot, alarmingly,
I’d tell you of the WC barbarity,
I had to make visits again, how many? Three!
I thought I might take up residency…
Arthur Itis’ knees, both rheumaticky,
Since the Covid jab, I’ve felt so sleepy,
But I’ve not lost it completely…
My brain is acting somewhat whimsically,
Another tumble, another Whoopsie!
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TTFN’ski
Inchy’s Ode: Friday 30th May 2025
Great ode, Jerry. I don’t recall being sleepy after a COVID jab, just a sore shoulder for a while.
The problem is. I think, at least I might be right, Tim; Covid vaccine was in short supply, of the four available, can’t remember the name now of course, the one I had, they decided I must have each time, or it may not work properly? The nurse said anyway. At least the effects can be anticipated.
Beryl in the flats, says she was out of it for three days! But like me, she can’t remember which one she has. They did supply, Carer Joe laughed so much when he saw it; He said it must have been 3000 words of advice, on a double-sided sheet of A4. It looked like dots to me. Even Joe struggled to read it. Hahaha!
Cheers, Sir. 😒🙏🏻
Ah, the ode that wasn’t to be the ode that became the ode after all. What a day!!
Thanks, Paul.
I’m getting confused too easily, you know. I keep telling the Doctor. For two years now. She’s ding her very first home visit on Thursday next. But her organiser told Carer Joe, that it is not confirmed yet… that was eight weeks ago. Everyday, there seems something that gets me worried, and angry with myself. Come think of it, it’s been that way for months. Hahaha!