Old, sick, weary, but harmless. I need to make others smile!
Marissa’s New Band ready to hit the stage…
Possibly the most original band for a decade!
Bloggers, Shirley Blamey’s Bongos, Marissa’s own Guitar, Rachel’s flute, Gill’s famous Maracas, Duncan’s Cello, Mike Steedenski’s Balalaika, Danny Soz’s Trumpet, and Inchcock’s Triangle combine to create musical blending opportunities never seen or heard before.
They are currently considering which type of music best for them to offer the public – they are also considering what name they should use for the band. They considered calling it ‘The Brilliant Bouncing Bloggers’.
Invitations for suggestions for both are welcomed, with a prize possibly, maybe, might, could be offered for the best ideas received.
Produced in the support of the Blindly Inane Bloggers Support Charity
Chairman Danny Soz (19¾ year old)
By Inchie
78 years of age, pretty ugly, short, bald, pot-bellied, in ill health. Decaying physically and morally. Mechanical ticker valve, Duodenal Donald, Saccades-Sandra, Arthur Itis, Hernia Henry, Hard of Hearing Hank, Bad eyesight Boris, Reflux Roger, Peripheral Neuropathy, Nerve Neurotransmitters Not-working Wendy, Bladder Cancer Chris, Stuttering Stephany, Haemorrhoid Harold, Shaking Shaun, Dizzy Dennis, FND, ... there are others, but I've tired myself out, now! Hehehe! Oh, then I had a stroke! Now awaiting Cataract & Glaucoma operations. Diabetes 2, Leg-Ulcer-Ulrich, Cartilage Chloe & Carole and am flat-bound. Tsk!
Failures, Accifauxpas and Whoopsiedangleplops are my Forte... Hehehe!
I love making folk smile when I can. TTFNski!
He could belt out New York, New York through his pipe I recall
Oh well enuf then Mike, if we go in direction of impersonators I can manage that I fink. Ah, don’t know the words to that one sorry. Worrabarght hi singing summat from HEATHciffe? Hehe! oh dear, gorrit wrong again I fink, was that a musical… ah Heath played the organ, I could perhaps hum Telstar? I’m all confused now sorry I started…
Never seen of heard before may well be right. Well, I have to say, this may well make up for me being so coldly left out of the last one, and you really are a mean triangle player. Unfortunately, I think with all the popularity this band has given me, it’s time for a solo project.
We shall whistle The Flight of the Bumblebee
Fair enuf. I was thinking of making it band of singer impersonators like… O can do Harold Wilson…? But could he sing? Hehe!
He could belt out New York, New York through his pipe I recall
Oh well enuf then Mike, if we go in direction of impersonators I can manage that I fink. Ah, don’t know the words to that one sorry. Worrabarght hi singing summat from HEATHciffe? Hehe! oh dear, gorrit wrong again I fink, was that a musical… ah Heath played the organ, I could perhaps hum Telstar? I’m all confused now sorry I started…
Never seen of heard before may well be right. Well, I have to say, this may well make up for me being so coldly left out of the last one, and you really are a mean triangle player. Unfortunately, I think with all the popularity this band has given me, it’s time for a solo project.
Possibly a wise move Marissa.