Inchy’s Ode: Monday 2nd June 2025

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He’s a cross between Thatcher & Starmer,
Neither was classed exactly as a charmer,
Kier is more Conservative than Labour,
MP’s fall asleep at his symposia,
Backhanders, concerts; a bit of a wassailer?
Opposition Parties are quite, whichever,
The Tory party’s still at the repairer,
Lib-Dems, maybe the only other gainer,
Their objections are even weaker,
Labour seems to have a non-talking speaker,
The SDP, with 122 candidates in the country,
SDP? Thats the Social Democratic Party
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The WP, Workers Party, candidates, 23,

41 standing for The Heritage Party,
Trade Unionist and Socialist Coalition, TUSC,
How many candidates is a mystery,
10 standing for the Hampshire Independents Party,
The Climate Party, Animal Welfare Party, three,
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party,
And the Peace Party, which sounds good to me,
Only one candidate; they should ask Inchy,
That would show some authenticity,
I could, maybe, form a big enough party…
I’ll ask my WP friends to join me,
Tim, Paul, Timothy,
Doug, with Andy?
I’ll get back to reality,
And, wish Keir’d hasten to his sepulture,
As every pensioner & family farmer,
Carer Joe left after reading this, gigglingly,
Sorry…
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It is now 19:15hrs.
And as far as I’m aware, I’ve only had 2 seizures throughout the day. Short ones. Good!

Throughout the day, Oligarchs’ Liberty Global-owned faux internet, telephone, mobile , and TV supplier Virgin Media experienced issues or stopped working. The TV stopped four times, the internet twice, cut off my panic alarm, and stopped both outgoing and incoming calls. Incidentally, Liberty-Global boss, CEO Mike Fries: His earnings have been a topic of public interest, particularly in 2021 when his total compensation reached $62 million. However, in 2020, his pay decreased to $44.9 million. In 2019, a significant portion of his compensation was front-loaded due to a multi-year contract, resulting in a total package of $123.2 million. His recurring compensation in 2019 was $44.7 million. No mention of the previous open-ended expense account.

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Photographs. Not many, but still, blame the CEO of Oligarchs at Liberty-Global for that. Thanks. Grrr!

First shot of the sky.

Morning nocturnal pouch.

Clouds to the left…
Clouds to the right.
Both Bootiful nature?

Morning vacuuming.
A bad photographic effort. Tsk!

Beef in pea stew (olive oil).
I added a pot of Kung Po.
Added some water chestnuts.
Pickled mushrooms.
Not bad at all.

A sourdough baguette.

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I turned on the news. Turned it off.
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By Inchie

78 years of age, pretty ugly, short, bald, pot-bellied, in ill health. Decaying physically and morally. Mechanical ticker valve, Duodenal Donald, Saccades-Sandra, Arthur Itis, Hernia Henry, Hard of Hearing Hank, Bad eyesight Boris, Reflux Roger, Peripheral Neuropathy, Nerve Neurotransmitters Not-working Wendy, Bladder Cancer Chris, Stuttering Stephany, Haemorrhoid Harold, Shaking Shaun, Dizzy Dennis, FND, ... there are others, but I've tired myself out, now! Hehehe! Oh, then I had a stroke! Now awaiting Cataract & Glaucoma operations. Diabetes 2, Leg-Ulcer-Ulrich, Cartilage Chloe & Carole and am flat-bound. Tsk! Failures, Accifauxpas and Whoopsiedangleplops are my Forte... Hehehe! I love making folk smile when I can. TTFNski!

10 comments

  1. Timothy Price – I specialize in daily art, documentary and promotional photography. If you have a special event such as a musical production, play, concert, etc. or have a product or fashion that you need photographed, or you are a performer, musician and artist in need of promotional photos please email me or call.
    Timothy Price says:

    Oblivious politician is a bit redundant. Excellent ode. Wonderful cloud photos.

  2. pvcann – Augusta, Western Australia – I'm Paul a writer based in Augusta, Western Australia. My main passion is writing poetry.
    pvcann says:

    Cracking ode, too right I’l join up, with bells on. I think you’ve touched on his legacy – silence will be his reward. Dad (starmer) asks a child: “what did you do with a landslide majority?” starmer: “O, I pissed it away and played tory.”

    1. Inchy – Nottingham. UK. – 78 years of age, pretty ugly, short, bald, pot-bellied, in ill health. Decaying physically and morally. Mechanical ticker valve, Duodenal Donald, Saccades-Sandra, Arthur Itis, Hernia Henry, Hard of Hearing Hank, Bad eyesight Boris, Reflux Roger, Peripheral Neuropathy, Nerve Neurotransmitters Not-working Wendy, Bladder Cancer Chris, Stuttering Stephany, Haemorrhoid Harold, Shaking Shaun, Dizzy Dennis, FND, ... there are others, but I've tired myself out, now! Hehehe! Oh, then I had a stroke! Now awaiting Cataract & Glaucoma operations. Diabetes 2, Leg-Ulcer-Ulrich, Cartilage Chloe & Carole and am flat-bound. Tsk! Failures, Accifauxpas and Whoopsiedangleplops are my Forte... Hehehe! I love making folk smile when I can. TTFNski!
      Inchie says:

      Hahaha! I imagined them as I read the words, Paul. Smiled, too!

      1. pvcann – Augusta, Western Australia – I'm Paul a writer based in Augusta, Western Australia. My main passion is writing poetry.
        pvcann says:

        🙂

  3. Hello over there from Billum. I seem to be anonymous here for reasons unknown to present company (Billum Willum). Getting back into becoming a regular reader of the inimitable Inchy Today … today for example.
    Petal and I enjoyed the very same clouds just yesterday.
    Cheers from heres!!

    1. Inchy – Nottingham. UK. – 78 years of age, pretty ugly, short, bald, pot-bellied, in ill health. Decaying physically and morally. Mechanical ticker valve, Duodenal Donald, Saccades-Sandra, Arthur Itis, Hernia Henry, Hard of Hearing Hank, Bad eyesight Boris, Reflux Roger, Peripheral Neuropathy, Nerve Neurotransmitters Not-working Wendy, Bladder Cancer Chris, Stuttering Stephany, Haemorrhoid Harold, Shaking Shaun, Dizzy Dennis, FND, ... there are others, but I've tired myself out, now! Hehehe! Oh, then I had a stroke! Now awaiting Cataract & Glaucoma operations. Diabetes 2, Leg-Ulcer-Ulrich, Cartilage Chloe & Carole and am flat-bound. Tsk! Failures, Accifauxpas and Whoopsiedangleplops are my Forte... Hehehe! I love making folk smile when I can. TTFNski!
      Inchie says:

      Great to hear from You Billum! 👍🏻
      They are referring me for Burr hole surgery, with the neurologists. Doctor said, providing they think it save at your age.
      I can’t understand it, I’m only 30… Hahaha!
      Hope you’re coping alright Sir. 🤎

  4. Great ode, Gerry, and pretty photos of the clouds. The meal makes me hungry. It’s good the seizures have backed off.

    1. Inchy – Nottingham. UK. – 78 years of age, pretty ugly, short, bald, pot-bellied, in ill health. Decaying physically and morally. Mechanical ticker valve, Duodenal Donald, Saccades-Sandra, Arthur Itis, Hernia Henry, Hard of Hearing Hank, Bad eyesight Boris, Reflux Roger, Peripheral Neuropathy, Nerve Neurotransmitters Not-working Wendy, Bladder Cancer Chris, Stuttering Stephany, Haemorrhoid Harold, Shaking Shaun, Dizzy Dennis, FND, ... there are others, but I've tired myself out, now! Hehehe! Oh, then I had a stroke! Now awaiting Cataract & Glaucoma operations. Diabetes 2, Leg-Ulcer-Ulrich, Cartilage Chloe & Carole and am flat-bound. Tsk! Failures, Accifauxpas and Whoopsiedangleplops are my Forte... Hehehe! I love making folk smile when I can. TTFNski!
      Inchie says:

      Grateful thanks, Tim.
      Flipping seizures were back today (Thurs).
      They leave you feeling so confused and drained for some reason.
      Keep well, Sir. 🙏🏻🤍

  5. Lavinia Ross – Lavinia Ross - Born and raised in Connecticut, Lavinia has always enjoyed music as far back as she can remember. She considers herself to be of “mixed” cultural heritage, which has contributed to her general love of music. Her mother, a New Englander by birth, was working down in the southeast Kentucky mountains with the Frontier Nursing Service when she met Lavinia’s father, a Kentucky native, who had just returned from WWII. Lavinia first learned to play guitar from her brothers when she was in grade school and dreamed of playing in coffee houses someday. A fine musician in her own right, and solo performer at folk festivals, she now resides with her husband and blues musician Rick Ross, and an unlikely collection of 4 “cats of personality” in the beautiful Cascade foothills in Sweet Home, Oregon. There on Salmon Brook Farm they raise fruits, and vegetables along with some home-spun folk music. http://salmonbrookfarms.wordpress.com
    Lavinia Ross says:

    The clouds are beautiful, Gerry.

    1. Inchy – Nottingham. UK. – 78 years of age, pretty ugly, short, bald, pot-bellied, in ill health. Decaying physically and morally. Mechanical ticker valve, Duodenal Donald, Saccades-Sandra, Arthur Itis, Hernia Henry, Hard of Hearing Hank, Bad eyesight Boris, Reflux Roger, Peripheral Neuropathy, Nerve Neurotransmitters Not-working Wendy, Bladder Cancer Chris, Stuttering Stephany, Haemorrhoid Harold, Shaking Shaun, Dizzy Dennis, FND, ... there are others, but I've tired myself out, now! Hehehe! Oh, then I had a stroke! Now awaiting Cataract & Glaucoma operations. Diabetes 2, Leg-Ulcer-Ulrich, Cartilage Chloe & Carole and am flat-bound. Tsk! Failures, Accifauxpas and Whoopsiedangleplops are my Forte... Hehehe! I love making folk smile when I can. TTFNski!
      Inchie says:

      Bless you, lassie. X

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