Tuesday 1st November 2016:
Bewilderment, befuddlement and bemusement Whoopsiedangleplop day!
I dropped the pot of tablets, bent down to retrieve,
Knock off the antacid bottle, it smashed made a mess,
And it took me two hours to clean up, can you believe,
This was 0400hrs, just the start of the day’s stress!
Wednesday 2nd November
Not a successful day!
Needed lip-salve, extra pain killers and panty liner,
Harold Haemorrhoid bleeding badly,
Aggravation from Duo Denal and Anne Gyna,
Little Inches’ lesion was bleeding too, sadly!
Thursday 3rd November
PC World Fiasco
Called at PC World to ask about the being mended laptop,
Asked an assistant, a 6’4” vacant looking ankle-snapper,
Got told more lies and misled, will PC World ever stop?
And it felt like dozens of visits to the crapper!
Friday 4th November
Nosh Whoopsiedangleplop
Sourdough bread with the Frikadelles & mushroom,
Added to the Pasta tomato sauce with herbs, looking tasty!
Eating it, and had to rush to the wet-room,
Dropped the lot on the floor with being so hasty!
Saturday 5th November
Wet-room Whoopsiedangleplop
Painful, bloody, every single WRHD session,
The bowels offered only pain and suppression,
Depression was looming,
Well, that was my Impression!
Sunday 6th November
A slow, slow day
Rumbling Innards, dizzies and yet,
Hunger pangs emanated from the gullet,
Had a bean stew, black, red and flageolet,
Spend an hour or so on the toilet,
Monday 7th November
Storage Heater stopped working
I informed Obergruppenfurheress Deana,
She wasn’t happy, judging by her demeanor,
She had a look and informed the works department,
Told me they would send me a heater,
They would repair on 30th a long time to wait,
So, I had to order myself an oil-filled heater,
From Amazon, that turned out a self-defeater!
Thursday 10th November
When I started the computer, a black screen with the message “H/9485.455UW26 Out of range” came up? I turned it off and on again, and things seemed alright? Oh dear!
Friday 11th November
No heater yet
Had to use the static heater in the living room,
The loan heater was not going to arrive I assume,
Bent down to turn this on for the first time it would seem,
I treated the bruised head with Germolene.
Saturday 12th November
Fell off the stool!
Working on the internet, I managed to fall asleep,
Tumble to the floor, it was rather steep,
I leant back you see, forgetting I wasn’t in a chair,
I think I said at the time Bleep bleep bleep!
Amazon delivered the heater, to the wrong complex,
I had to fetch and carry it, I was feeling very vexed!
Sunday 16th November
A bleeding awful day!
Cracked lips, Haem Aroids, even Little Inchy,
Bleeding away, and the lower regions itchy,
Even the face came up swollen and blotchy!
Monday 21st November
Tumble and being conned again!
Fell out of the recliner, falling on the floor,
Via the now broken Ottoman & feeling rather sore,
Email from Amazon, a ten-pound voucher I saw,
But to use it, I must purchase more,
The customer service was very poor,
Won’t use them again for sure!
Visited the surgery for INR test, all was well,
Then called at the clinic, wrong date, oh hell!
To PC world to be conned again as well,
Got all uptight with them and a nasty dizzy spell!
Wednesday 23rd November
Knocked-out!
Walked into the electricity box on the wall,
Slowly I think I crumbled to the floor in the hall,
Broke me left hearing aid and glasses in the fall,
Olive’s Malcolm arrived, couldn’t have timed it better at all,
Came around with me in the chair feeling despair,
Malcolm had kindly put me there,
He’d bought, and built me an office chair!
Thursday 24th November
Busy day
Checked the list of tasks-to-do, and decided in this order: 1030hrs L9 bus to town – Sourdough bread from Tesco – To the opticians to get glasses mended – Audio clinic for batteries and tubing (so I can repair the hearing aid I broke walking into the hallway electricity cupboard) and bus to the GUM clinic. then fetch the Betamethasone Corticoid Cream.
Shattered!
Sunday 27th November
Another tumble
Had a hobble up to Mapperley and the Aldi store,
Coped very well until on the way back, near Holly Tor,
Crossing the road, I tripped, tumbling to the floor!
Monday 28th November
Marathon Hobble
I had a marathon hobble today, 4 miles and more,
To the City Hospital, then to Bulwell and the food store,
Felt so proud of myself, feeling I could have done even more,
Afterwards, there was not a part of my body that wasn’t sore!
Wednesday day 30th November
Busy
The Nottingham City Homes repairman came,
To investigate and the heater and repair,
Took off the cover, spreading dust over everywhere,
Moments later he said, all done so there,
It had tripped out and I’ve reset it again
He asked for the loan heater so he could take it back,
I said; It never arrived, it never even came!
The storage radiator never did work again!
The zip on my trousers broke too!
I contacted Deana two days later when the radiator still wasn’t working and she said the NCH Repair team would be with me in four hours to sort it.
They never arrived!
United Carpets
British Gas
PC World
And now, Nottingham City Homes are all worthy of my contempt.


Took an extra senna tablet with the morning medications. Also found that the Friday pot of medicines was empty? I think I may have taken two lots yesterday morning perhaps.
Rang Olive to explain why I was not visiting but got no answer. Did an email to Obergupenfurheress Deana about the heater not working.
Spent a few hours sorting the paperwork I’d let myself get behind with. Naughty Boy!
Noticed this pail of smoke to the far left and maybe 8-10 miles or so away I’d guess.
Looked out at the smoke again.
Aha! Thought I, noise from the area of the door – joy… but no, it was the postman with two identical and unwanted copies in different wrappings of the Age UK Life magazine.
1438hrs: Delivery man with the Airer/Dryer arrived as I was on Facebook.
Had a look at the airer/dryer to see if I could assemble it on me own.
Finished off the paperwork sorting and went to make a cuppa as the light faded.The white smoke was visible still from whatever caused it.
Had to eat the dinner standing up in the kitchen, in case I fell asleep sat down eating it.

Another naughty personage had failed to clean out the filter… Again!
Down again to collect the first dried load, back up, and put the togs away, then a final trip back down to wait for the other dryer to finish its cycle.
to number 72 and stored everything away in a semi-ordered fashion.
Deana called in and I discovered that Toni was in a temporary home being looked after. With missing the last meeting due to the Amazon delivery cock-up and the fall, I found out that some of the clan had visited Toni in the new care home she was in. I felt so depressed and sad that someone hadn’t told me about this, and I sulked for a few minutes.put
BJ decided he wanted the laptop I’d offered for his other half. I fetched it for him and he lifted me into Arnold, dropping me off on the high street, bless him.
Got the meal cooking.


Opening and closing the damned window involved going into the narrow gap to pull out the plug to release it.
Went to do the washing up and the sky was lovely.
much bleeding this time. Returned and cleaned up a bit.
Brrr! Got the new thick socks on, that helped a bit. Can’t complain at £1 a pair, can I?
Popped onto the scales.
Started the Crock-Pot vegetables off. Carrots, leeks, onions, tomatoes and parsnips.
Did some more Facebooking and graphics, etc.
Stirred the Crock-pot. Then I returned and took the empty jars to the bottle bank.
Stirred the vegetables and gravy in the Stock-Pot, tried a piece of parsnip and it was still rock hard. This was after nearly four hours in the slow-cooker? I imagined that dong the fodder in gravy as opposed to the usually salted water might be having an effect here?
Moved the seasoned Crock-Pot vegetables into the saucepan and added some tinned stewed steak in gravy to it. Did the washing of the slow cooker bowl in between stirring the mixture up.
Set off on a little hobble to Aldi on Mapperley tops. Went the same way out and back this morning.
At the end of Chestnut Walk, I took this photograph on the wild bit of land half way up Winchester Street Hill.
Back and down Winchester Street Hill again.
But the result was worth it all for once. Not done too good recently with the fodderisationing.
Did some Facebooking.
A lot later, I decided to try and get something to eat. Herb tomatoes, Gnocchi and mushrooms, with what was left of the Sourdough bread.

Managed to get the HP Support Assistant downloaded and installed.
after me from afar when I had my cancer and then the heart operation. Bless her cotton socks.
Did some artwork on CorelDraw17 then on to Facebooking.

I called in to see BJ at his house, just off Mansfield Road and had a chinwag.
anyway. I didn’t get any fresh cream cakes either. Due mainly to the shock of standing on the scales last night. 8lb up on a fortnight ago! Oh ‘eck!
into the slab square.
Christmas Take-as-much-as-they-can-off-of-you Fayre.
Back down Exchange Walk and tried to take a moody photograph again.
tasted fantastic when I had some later.
The feet were stinging now after ascending that steep hill to get the tubing and be sneered at. Still, my own fault.
Sorted the meal out.

Readied the things again and wrapped up well, then set off to the bus-stop to catch an L9 into town.
Square and up Friar Lane to the optician’s shop. Where the highly desirous lady set to repairing the glasses straight away for me and was very nice and kind in doing so, flashing her Cytherean smile at me, making goosebumps come up and kindling feelings of such passion arise within as she looked straight into my eyes as she checked if the glasses fitted correctly… Sorry, got carried away a bit there.
someone had stolen the sign they had put up, I can call on Mon Tue or Wed between 0930 > 1400hrs for any non-appointment reason. I thanked the chap, who had kindly taken his time to explain things to me, and departed back down the hill into the City Centre once again, to catch the L9 bus back home.
Physically shattered now, all I could do was get the fodder ready, simple that tonight.
ailments once again. It was still painful wearing the spectacles, though.
Updated the diaries on WordPress up to here.
Got the din-din going, much earlier than usual.
Malcolm set to erecting the chair for me, he looked an expert at it. This didn’t take him long.