A Few Words of unadulterated hogwash
The Neurotransmitters, are nearly as dead as a mutt,
But other things were dwelling on my mind,
I can’t get the flaming fridge door to shut!
Cut me finger opening the window, no plasters can I find,
The toilet gurgles, and the hot water tap’s kaput,
I fell over on Friday, but the paramedic was kind,
The Bus Pass? No idea where it been safely put,
Little Inch’s Fungal Lesion bleeding’s unconfined
Hello! This time it’s a toe I’ve stubbed and cut!
I’ll have to go, cause I’m all behind,
But the belly is bigger, I’ll eat another chocolate nut!
Thrown together in a fit of frustration
at the election result!