Old, sick, weary, but harmless. I need to make others smile!
Inchy: Saturday 5th August 2023 – Suffering from Mental Malnutrition!
– – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Thousands of new Student flats are being built by Nottingham City Council and Private companies. Cheap rental Flats, Council Flats. Many caravan sites just out of Nottingham. Discos, Night Clubs, Student Reduced bus fares, Local Mini Brewerys- Free Electric Scooters in the hundreds, Council Houses & Flats, and Hotels Galore, from £15 a night to £650. Muggers, pickpockets and Con-Personages are always available. As are a great variety of drugs; We advise you to get your heavy-duty drugs from the biggest gangs, a list available on request. If you are into CBD-Hemp, many private households have lofts full and fertilised. Very good value, as there are so many households on the dole, who will not be prosecuted for the electricity they by-pass from the neighbour’s meter; thus, you can be assured of a regular supply. If you should visit Nottingham in the rain or snow, you can locate these households cause the heat dries off the rain and melts the snow first before the other few houses’ roofs that are not growing weed in their loft. So, why not consider moving to Nottingham? – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –
I managed not to leave the hot water tap running last night adopted! However, I did leave the oven on a high setting after making the meal later on for three extra hours. Certainly warmed up the flat! I ate the terrible meal and fell asleep in the c1966, £300 charity shop bought, second-hand, wincingly grotty, beige coloured, not working, crumb-covered from the nocturnal nibblings, itch-making, uncomfortable, virus breeding, easy-to-fall-out-of, recliner.
Cock-up with the morning medications. Usually, I’d just take them and swallow them, but spotted what looked like a Warfarin in the pot, and remembered they are nighttime only. I realised also that the tablet Finasteride, for reducing my prostate size so I might be able to see of my own accord through Little Inchie, is a morning one, but it didn’t look like them? I discovered a strip of Warfarin tablets was put back in the Finasteride box!
Well, at least I know why the DVT nurse, and then the Doctor had called me asking if I am taking the right doses, cause my IRN level was dangerously high – now I know why.
I put the Warfarin back in the Warfarin box. Confusing for the Carers with all the changes in dosages, and change of eye drops. Although, I have to put them in and on myself. I just ask that the Carers make sure I don’t forget to. I got a letter today from the EENT, telling me to make sure I put the Bethpa Gel in twice a day for certain, but not on the day of the operation. “Failure to do this may result in your operation being cancelled by the surgeon on the day”. The presence of Blepharitis increases the risk of infection. What, me…Worried? Onwards…
04:50hrs: Sleep was resistant again. Removed the night pouch, initially with ease… As I got up right after bending, two of my ailments had a go at me at the same time. and . I ended up falling backwards, onto the £300, second-hand, decrepit, Haemorrhoid Harold-testing, sleep-deterring, nauseatingly beige-coloured, not-working, recliner, with a hell-of-a-thud! Within a minute or so, I whipped off the dressing gown and had my PPs down. Only to discover that Poor old , onto the Protection Pants, the new dressing gown and trickling down the back of my legs! I used the ready torn-off kitchen towelling to clean things up a bit. No Germoloiding yet, as my plan was to get an early ablutioning session and also needed the Porcelain Throne. I wrapped the bloodied stuff and pants wrapped in a blue bag and put them in the waste bag. Then off to the wet room. The saving I thought went well this morning, until I felt the chin and neck… Made a mess of it. Tsk! Showering, and the blood started pouring again. It reminded me of that horror film, erm… can’t remember the name now. Had a good long clean up, and I enjoyed it too. Glad to say that soon stopped leaking. Started to dry off, and I thought I heard someone knocking on the front door; went to check, but no one was there. Back in the wet room, I could not find the white towel I’d started to use? Nor my spectacles. Another of the mysteries of Woodthorpe Court, with the hobgoblins, spectres, gnomai, phantasms, ghosts, the grotesque succubae, extraterrestrials, ectoplasm, spirits, or the Fata Morganas, that have been sent to taunt, irritate and terminate my already limited saneness of mind? Where was the damned towel? I thought maybe I’d taken it with me to the door? Went to check, Nope! When I got back again, I spotted the towel! Well, without my glasses on, the towel sort of blended into the white of the WC. Haha! Which spurred on the need for the
My rear-end Whoopsiedangleplops was tended to first. Not bleeding now, but tender to touch or sit down for a while. Hehe! The ointment eased things considerably for me. Areas attached to , knees, and around the privates’ department were well-smeared. Little was painfully creamed. (It always is!) . The more delicate parts were Terbinafined! The ears were Olive Oiled. A quick splash of aftershave stopped the cuts from bleeding!
All done!
Shots from the balcony. A bit of drizzling. This one was taken through the glass.
Methinks the front room needs tidying up?. So, I did!
Back into the wet room to have another look for the missing long-distance spectacles.
The Carer arrived. (See Warfarin problem above)
. Afternoon views. I’m sorry that this driver is not aware of what double-yellow lines mean? . Had some rain while I’ve mean busy making mistakes and errors on this blog. Mudslide growing?
. I got on with the pod-pea-shelling. . Had a pee on the floor at the same time. Actually, 11 of them. 3 are still AWOL!
I’ve been noting the Oligarchs failing on the notepad. Gone down again. It now stands at… .
15 minutes later as the next Carer called… .
Eventually got the last blog posted.
At 16:50, the caring considerate, compassionate, kind… Got back online. For 20 minutes, then… Failed once again. Weekend innit?
Got the last of the eye treatments done… well, there is just one dose of the spray in each eye to do.
Then I got the nosh sorted out. It looked okay, and smelt nice… but was The potatoes were tasteless, with far too much garlic. The chunks were also bland and tough to chew! Ruined the meal! But the peas were okayish. The beetroot and tomatoes were grand tasting! Flavour-Rating: 503/10!
After the last Carer calling…
I went to check on the cooler and taps being turned off, This turned out to be a bad decision! I had, what I consider to be one of my worst (Most Painful) ever, . I used so much bad language and got a sore throat afterwards! I’m only joking, I didn’t get a sore throat!) I did take this photographicalisation of the evening view, from the kitchenette window, though.
I was hoping to stay up to watch the lady’s Football Match in the morning. But I fell asleep in the computer chair, waking up to do more on the blog, but this…
Turned it off to watch the TV. I wondered if I’d wake up to watch the football?
More in Sunday’s exciting, incident-filled blog: Heroic deeds performed. Good Luck in abundance! Romance is in the air. Health Improvements. No Shaving Cuts. No toe-stubbings! Amazing Joy & Merriment. Contentment… Oh, alright then…
Cheers mi-dears!
By Inchie
78 years of age, pretty ugly, short, bald, pot-bellied, in ill health. Decaying physically and morally. Mechanical ticker valve, Duodenal Donald, Saccades-Sandra, Arthur Itis, Hernia Henry, Hard of Hearing Hank, Bad eyesight Boris, Reflux Roger, Peripheral Neuropathy, Nerve Neurotransmitters Not-working Wendy, Bladder Cancer Chris, Stuttering Stephany, Haemorrhoid Harold, Shaking Shaun, Dizzy Dennis, FND, ... there are others, but I've tired myself out, now! Hehehe! Oh, then I had a stroke! Now awaiting Cataract & Glaucoma operations. Diabetes 2, Leg-Ulcer-Ulrich, Cartilage Chloe & Carole and am flat-bound. Tsk!
Failures, Accifauxpas and Whoopsiedangleplops are my Forte... Hehehe!
I love making folk smile when I can. TTFNski!
You remembered to turn off the hot water. Impressive. The pea on the floor photo is fantastic. Tate worthy for sure. Beautiful sunset. Too bad the taters were bland.
Hi, thanks, Tim.
Danged Tate, I got on their sight and they were showing photos of flowers… not one a patch on your efforts… and still they do not contact you to use yours. Humph!
TTFN
I got up; ate breakfast; pet the kitty boy and fed him, which he really enjoyed; played the “open the kitchen cabinet doors for the kitty to examine for mousies”, which never have been there, a daily game for Andy’s edification; sat down on my glide rocker to catch up on my blog and “Reader” views; next, lunch; a nap watching television? My day is much less involved than yours, it seems.
Your Internet interruptions makes me wonder if you are the most tolerant and patient man in history! I’d be down at the Virgin Media office howling like a Banshee about the impossible quality of their “service”.
Just not enough time in the day to get everything done, Doug. Cause the new ailments (Eyes, Cognitive Impairment Iris, & PN are making me take so much longer to get the simplest of things done, mate. Tha ablutions (shower-shave) & medicaitonings are now taking me over two hours every morning… or whenever I get them done. Tsk!
Another internet farcical supply yesterday (Sun).
However did get out everyday not so long ago, and have a hibble through the tree copse each morning? Mind you, I can’t do it physically nowadays. But still miss it so. Some feral cats had moved in there someh=where last year, I used to drop some food for the them each day.
Not now though… just getting the beloved blog and everyday essentials is a struggle. Humph!
Give andy a scratch for me, please.
Thanks, Gerry! I hope you’re having a crime-free day and no mishaps!
Ah, well… a couple of Acci-Fauxpas later int week, Doug.
Fancy me leaving the freezer door open for nine-hours! Then burning a pan left inadvertently on the hob…
Humph!
Ah, well! Cheers!
I have to watch all of the above for the same reason! The oven is one I often forget to turn off.
Good idea, mate. I forget so much lately. Left the freezer door open for nine hours – had to dish everything in there, and it wal full! Got an order done for replacements. The bank balance is sinking.
Good job I’ve got millions in there. (Ahem!) Hehe!
I seem to waste more food now that I prepare meals just for myself.
Too true, Doug.
The bank manager might not be happy about all the waste this time. Hehehe!
Well, you do live in Nottingham and he surely would understand if you robbed the bank and gave to some worthy person…you! LOL!
Hehehe!
I’ll trell him, Doug! Cheers!
If you get a reputation to match Nottingham’s most famous robber (well Sherwood Forest’s), maybe the bad guys of present-day Nottingham will give you wide berth, maybe even help you on your outside ventures! Hey, Gerry and his Merry Band! LOL!
You remembered to turn off the hot water. Impressive. The pea on the floor photo is fantastic. Tate worthy for sure. Beautiful sunset. Too bad the taters were bland.
Hi, thanks, Tim.
Danged Tate, I got on their sight and they were showing photos of flowers… not one a patch on your efforts… and still they do not contact you to use yours. Humph!
TTFN
Sad state of affairs.
I got up; ate breakfast; pet the kitty boy and fed him, which he really enjoyed; played the “open the kitchen cabinet doors for the kitty to examine for mousies”, which never have been there, a daily game for Andy’s edification; sat down on my glide rocker to catch up on my blog and “Reader” views; next, lunch; a nap watching television? My day is much less involved than yours, it seems.
Your Internet interruptions makes me wonder if you are the most tolerant and patient man in history! I’d be down at the Virgin Media office howling like a Banshee about the impossible quality of their “service”.
Just not enough time in the day to get everything done, Doug. Cause the new ailments (Eyes, Cognitive Impairment Iris, & PN are making me take so much longer to get the simplest of things done, mate. Tha ablutions (shower-shave) & medicaitonings are now taking me over two hours every morning… or whenever I get them done. Tsk!
Another internet farcical supply yesterday (Sun).
However did get out everyday not so long ago, and have a hibble through the tree copse each morning? Mind you, I can’t do it physically nowadays. But still miss it so. Some feral cats had moved in there someh=where last year, I used to drop some food for the them each day.
Not now though… just getting the beloved blog and everyday essentials is a struggle. Humph!
Give andy a scratch for me, please.
Will do!
Roger, Doug, all the best for you & Andy!
Thanks, Gerry! I hope you’re having a crime-free day and no mishaps!
Ah, well… a couple of Acci-Fauxpas later int week, Doug.
Fancy me leaving the freezer door open for nine-hours! Then burning a pan left inadvertently on the hob…
Humph!
Ah, well! Cheers!
I have to watch all of the above for the same reason! The oven is one I often forget to turn off.
Good idea, mate. I forget so much lately. Left the freezer door open for nine hours – had to dish everything in there, and it wal full! Got an order done for replacements. The bank balance is sinking.
Good job I’ve got millions in there. (Ahem!) Hehe!
I seem to waste more food now that I prepare meals just for myself.
Too true, Doug.
The bank manager might not be happy about all the waste this time. Hehehe!
Well, you do live in Nottingham and he surely would understand if you robbed the bank and gave to some worthy person…you! LOL!
Hehehe!
I’ll trell him, Doug! Cheers!
If you get a reputation to match Nottingham’s most famous robber (well Sherwood Forest’s), maybe the bad guys of present-day Nottingham will give you wide berth, maybe even help you on your outside ventures! Hey, Gerry and his Merry Band! LOL!
Hahaha! Well put, Sir Doug!