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Yet another busy, busy day!
Today did it for me. I may miss some events, as there were many, some simultaneously. Community Nurse, Window cleaner, ICC Carer Company representatives, a welcome call from ILC (Independent Living Coordinator), Oberstgrüppenfuhreress, Warden and Primo Ballerina, Warden Deana. DVT (Deep Vein Thrombosis) nurse. Then British Gas sent a chap to get me to sign up for a replacement electricity meter. I wouldn’t. After asking if they were sneaking in Smart-Meters on me, he said, “I don’t know!” It sounded to me like he’s been told not to tell us old farts about the replacement being a much-feared and most unwanted Smart-Meter! With the fortune they spend on advertising them on TV, customers still resist them three years after hearing about the problems that some poor devils are having and getting bills for thousands of pounds!
Still, I’d better press on, or I’ll never get it done by going off-track and waffling. After four glorious hours of sleep… (Yes, 01:00 > 05:00hrs!).
Sorted the catheter bags out.
I washed last night’s pots and mopped the kitchen floor. Then I turned on the kettle, responded
to the churning innards, and went to the Porcelain Throne.
Trotsky Terence is back in charge. Cube-shaped soft turfs that were more green than Kharki this time. There was no pain and no blood. Which was good enough for me. I pondered whether I should shower and do the ablutions now or if a Carer would arrive while I was in there; I decided not to and went to make a brew of tea.
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I’d left the hot tap running, and all that time cleaning up after the soft cubes, the water was cold!
I thought it was a Carer who rang the intercom. But it was a chap from the chemist delivering the top-up prescription medications for me.

Carer Ejaz arrived. Issued the medications and put my socks on for me while I told him of the Blood machine thingy. He could see to read the instructions. I wish I could. Hehe! It seems that I’d done it correctly. ![]()
Made up some new templates for WordPress.
Window Cleaner. Costly!
Carer Mirza, nice lad.
Community Nurse checked my body for bruises.
Asked some questions. What about? Erm…
Physio Miguel arrived and stayed a good time with me. It was a helpful visit, with a Q&A and a full body check. Miguel checked my blood oxygen machine, and everything was in order. He’ll order me two none-pressure cushions, one for the 1968 tatty, scruffy, unkempt, uncomfortable, virus, microorganism, bug, bacterium, bacillus, germ, parasite producing, eyesore-horrendously grungy, disease-fermenting second-hand, beige-coloured, £300, charity shop bought, crumb-retaining, moth-eaten, non-working, itch-encouraging, incommodious, Haemorrhoid Harold testing, catheter tube yanking, recliner, the other for the computer chair. Bless him.
He’ll also arrange a physio to come and see what exercises I can do. (Argh! Hehehe!)
Carer Nagan did the next call.
Then, two staff from ICC Care arrived with a new swipe tab for the carers to use.
Blood pressure was high.
The overcharging and bullying BT, trying to get me to have a smart meter installed, sent a pleasant agent.
Leaving leaflets that are printed far too small for me to read. I asked if it was a smart meter they were trying to force on me. He said he didn’t know. Tommyrot! He just didn’t want to have to tell the truth that it would be a smart meter installed! Gnash!
I did an order with JS for next Tuesday. (I think).
Misra did the last call… no he didn’t… or did he?
I think it was Carer Rosma. Sorry.
Beautiful sunset caught just in time.
NOSHTIME!

Good enuf fer me!
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WORRA DAY!
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Sounds like you had a house full of folks. When our gas company installed a smart meter on our gas regulation several years ago, our gas bills went down by 2/3 because now the gas was metered properly and not simply the product of whatever the meter reader felt like reporting. The gas bills in the winter used to be $150/month or more. Since the smart meter was put in, the highest gas bill I’ve had in the winter is $50. We heat with gas, cook with gas, and our hot water heater is gas. I also produce a lot of gas these days. That might help keep gas bills low. If your smart electric meters increase bills, then either your meter readers are way underreporting, or the smart meters are rigged. Excellent serial ode.
That might help keep gas bills low… Hehehe!
I reckon they are rigged, Tim. I trust them not, and fear the new tariffs.
Cheers.
Indeed, as you say – worra day!! Cartoon says it clearly. Ode on point.
Thanks, Cobber.
Sorry I’ve done much commenting with all the chores, visits and lack of time, Sir.
Not trusting the smart meters is logical, Gerry. It’s good that you got those cushions. Have a blessed weekend. 😊🙏
Bless, you, mate. 👌🏼🙏🏻