How do you say to get a group of Solicitors to smile for a photo?
Just say ‘FEES’!
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Guess where he fell asleep this morning?
Thursday 17th December 2015
Up and to the porcelain room at 0405 hrs, ‘Little Inchy’ in a right state again, but the innards were much improved… thankfully.
Managed to nod off on the throne – Tsk!
Woke a tad confused… made my way to make a cuppa to take me medications with.
Remembered that Steve from Age UK is calling today, this afternoon, made sure I’d got me an application to divert mail documents safe for when he arrives.
Started this diary and did some Facebooking.
Took me bags to the rubbish chute.
Getting myself ready to go I went out of the door and realised I had not got me hearing-aids in – back to search for them. An hour later I gave up searching in despair.
Looking gloomy now.
Down to the Community shed to see if Deana was available. Met Frank outside the door having a fag, that was Frank having a fag, not the doors.
Told him about me losing me hearing aids and he pointed to the top of a radiator in the foyer where they were lying where I must have taken them out for some reason? Humph, Tsk and huh!
Deana not in so I returned to the flat.
Sorted my medication pots for the month. Updated this tosh and then set about cleaning the kitchen.
Marinated the baked beans in Bovril, brown sugar, mustard, Worcester sauce, Rosemary and vinegar.Updated this tosh and then set about cleaning the kitchen.
Updated this tosh and then set about cleaning the kitchen.

Prettified kitchen – although it cost me a bruised knee, back and neck ache and a lot of hassle! Hehe!
How hard could that be then…?
Cleaned the window inside only, cupboards and surfaces.
Hoovered around, then got me mop and bucket out, just finishing the moping when the mop collapsed, down banging me knee on the bucket and tipped it all over the kitchen floor! Swore at this point a bit!
The mop apparently breaks into three pieces and doesn’t go back together with any rigidity. Cleaned up again and while it dried I nipped out to the Community shed again. Tsk!
Gave Obergruppenfhureress Julie her and Deana pressies.
Back to the flat. While I’d still got the fresh water in the bucket to clear the kitchen I did a quick mop over of the bathroom floor.
Hoovered the hallway and front room.
Updated this diary again.
Waiting now for the arrival of Steve from Age UK.
Steve arrived and got the paperwork done for me – I have to take it into the Post Office tomorrow with the ID’s needed and pay them £59 for the honour of getting me mail diverted to the new flat for three months.
Got my caramelised sausage rolls in the oven, beans on the hob.
Tasty, very tasty!.
Stomach a lot better now, but the knees ain’t.
No dizzies today.
Watched some TV in between nodding off.

Still too risky to go out though – and anyway the fog and mist was getting thicker and lingered all day!
Met Deana and some residents and had a quick natter, and out on me walk down the hill to Sherwood, then up Mansfield Road into Carrington and the surgery to see the nurse.
On Mansfield Road I noticed the solicitors window and the sign in it.










I moved into a steam generator warehouse and although the lighting was not good, tried to take some shots of the many Commemorative Colliery plates in the cupboards on show.

gone back on another trip to the reservoir.
Got me nosh. I was hungry but so tired.
Walked to the Primark store in the rain and I got carried away a bit… well a lot really.
Fell asleep several times on the way back to Nottingham. When the bus got into Nottingham I found the card and took some photographs of the slab-square amusements.
As I strolled up King Street slowly, I had a good 40 minutes to wait for the bus, a pigeon came down and did a little dance for me?
I took a wander around for a bit and got a hot bacon cob from a shop and as I left noticed how run-down the Old Turf Tavern was looking on Upper Parliament Street now if has closed down.
Caught the bus and was soon back at the flats after nodding off a few times again.

Had a wander round looking in other shops without any luck.
came across a group of schoolchildren being monitored by three teachers as they walked into the festivities in the Winter Wonderland area.
At the other end of the square a pick-a-duck stall had these animal figures above it.
As I walked up King Street to the bus stop I turned looked back and saw the chance to try to do another ‘Moody’ photo.
Wondered around Victoria shopping centre on the way there and got some photos for the TFZ gals.
Oh… they aren’t wigs are they? They are winter hats.
Got into Tesco and they had some cakes in and I got a pack of em.
Frank (another tenant) came down and out for a fag at the front of the foyer.
home-made card he’d left on the table in reception with the others.
Got me nosh, beef pie, pickled egg, beetroot, sweet potato mince, carrots and potato scones.
Bless FraserBrown.
Caught the L9 bus into town. Read me Classic car paper en-route and dropped off on Queen street.
I handed her the paperwork and asked if she could give me a receipt for it please. No sneers tuts or scowls today! I liked this gal.
I wandered around town a while calling at various shops searching for some ‘loose fitting’ underpants without luck. Tried Marks and Spencers and Debenhams.
Got the laptop on and recorded details of me visit to FraserBrown the imitation solicitors.
Got me nosh on, Beef pasty, sausage roll, diced onion, mashed cheesy spuds and green beans.
Caught the L9 bus into the City Centre and made me way to the bank to see why I had no received any statements, but it was so busy I continued on through town to the Rent Offices at Loxley House to see about the rent arrears situation and my loss of Good Tenant Status.
I walked down by the canal and fed some ducks a i walked over the bridge.
Up into the slab square through the milling shoplifters of Olde Nottingham.
decorated a chair there.
kitchen…
likely to start again.
More Hassle! Must get the bus to FraserBrown (mockery of efficiency) Solicitors with it in the morning – and make sure I get back quick for the Nottingham City Homes caller who’s coming to explain the storage heater system and controls for me.