Inchie Today: Monday 3rd November 2025

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I’ll deal with the others before I get to Starmer,
Ignoring this reprobate helps keep me calmer,
There’s no scarcity of what makes me a worrier,
I worry greatly about getting my online viatica,
My confidence in them and me? Has sphacelaterd,
Dealing with me first, starting with my arithmaphobia,
Too few, wrong items, too many… when I order,
Sometimes I unknowingly reorder,
For the same day once in October!
My thoughts, logic,& memory go all malignant,
I often go all childish, as an uncaring adolescent,
Hourly, I can go from okay to mind-addlement,
From uncaring High-Mode-Horis, then verklempt,
Or a Dark Dank Depression Darius recipient, 
Decisions, options, & choices made go volitant,
At the end of the day, annoying my bank management,
Dementia Doreen, now an upcoming craniotomy…
Whether to remove the water in my brain cavity,

Seizures, Catheter fitted, can’t voluntarily pee,
Glaucoma Gladys, is affecting what I can see,
Yes, the worst problem of all seems to be me, 
In one day, I can act  uncaringly, abandonedly,
Depressingly, somberly, bleakly, and grimly,
These call on me much more abundantly,
So, a High-Mode-Horis, brings adorability,
Danged shame that he calls so sparingly,
I can’t understand why, well, not fully.
Which brings me back to Starmer, the bully,
The liar, ex-Barrister & leader of HMG,
Who rules so opprobriously, illegally & odiously,
I’ll not repeat my thoughts on Starmer today…
How his decisions are made, any which way,
An Ex-lawman who takes no responsibility…
Guilty himself of pensioner robbery,
He’s self-profit and advancement-intentioned,
Politics he’s bedarkened & lessened,
Empathy, decency, & honesty, he’s blacklisted,
It seems everything that he’s implemented,
Farmers, pensioners, & others illtreated,
Putin, Bush & Trump were all like-minded,
His moments of compassion are not limited… 
They’re non-existent, they’ve never manifested,
His actions have made the voters discontented,
They’ve been ignored, scoffed at, & manipulated,
Families’ hopes & dreams have been melted,
Hostages & sausages reinvented?
Politics has been mutated, acerbated…
Starmer’s wealth has been enlarged,
And oligarchs have been assuaged,
I’ve just noticed earlier I did say…
I’ll not repeat my thoughts on Starmer today,
But I have, well, my mind does stray!
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Three nurses and a blood collector.
Hot tap left running.
My fractured knee was bothersome.
Seizures: one nocturnal, just a couple in the day.
Dizzy Dennis & Shaking Shaun were active.
Confusion Konrad, permanently all day!
Carer Nimra, Carer Ejaz.
Computer problems. Huh!
Not a good day, but still, it did get a visit or two from , for no reason.

TTFN

By Inchie

78 years of age, pretty ugly, short, bald, pot-bellied, in ill health. Decaying physically and morally. Mechanical ticker valve, Duodenal Donald, Saccades-Sandra, Arthur Itis, Hernia Henry, Hard of Hearing Hank, Bad eyesight Boris, Reflux Roger, Peripheral Neuropathy, Nerve Neurotransmitters Not-working Wendy, Bladder Cancer Chris, Stuttering Stephany, Haemorrhoid Harold, Shaking Shaun, Dizzy Dennis, FND, ... there are others, but I've tired myself out, now! Hehehe! Oh, then I had a stroke! Now awaiting Cataract & Glaucoma operations. Diabetes 2, Leg-Ulcer-Ulrich, Cartilage Chloe & Carole and am flat-bound. Tsk! Failures, Accifauxpas and Whoopsiedangleplops are my Forte... Hehehe! I love making folk smile when I can. TTFNski!

6 comments

    1. Inchy – Nottingham. UK. – 78 years of age, pretty ugly, short, bald, pot-bellied, in ill health. Decaying physically and morally. Mechanical ticker valve, Duodenal Donald, Saccades-Sandra, Arthur Itis, Hernia Henry, Hard of Hearing Hank, Bad eyesight Boris, Reflux Roger, Peripheral Neuropathy, Nerve Neurotransmitters Not-working Wendy, Bladder Cancer Chris, Stuttering Stephany, Haemorrhoid Harold, Shaking Shaun, Dizzy Dennis, FND, ... there are others, but I've tired myself out, now! Hehehe! Oh, then I had a stroke! Now awaiting Cataract & Glaucoma operations. Diabetes 2, Leg-Ulcer-Ulrich, Cartilage Chloe & Carole and am flat-bound. Tsk! Failures, Accifauxpas and Whoopsiedangleplops are my Forte... Hehehe! I love making folk smile when I can. TTFNski!
      Inchie says:

      Thanks, Tim. It wasn’t, but what can you do. Haha!
      Keepeth well. 🙏🏻🤞🏻🌺

      1. Inchy – Nottingham. UK. – 78 years of age, pretty ugly, short, bald, pot-bellied, in ill health. Decaying physically and morally. Mechanical ticker valve, Duodenal Donald, Saccades-Sandra, Arthur Itis, Hernia Henry, Hard of Hearing Hank, Bad eyesight Boris, Reflux Roger, Peripheral Neuropathy, Nerve Neurotransmitters Not-working Wendy, Bladder Cancer Chris, Stuttering Stephany, Haemorrhoid Harold, Shaking Shaun, Dizzy Dennis, FND, ... there are others, but I've tired myself out, now! Hehehe! Oh, then I had a stroke! Now awaiting Cataract & Glaucoma operations. Diabetes 2, Leg-Ulcer-Ulrich, Cartilage Chloe & Carole and am flat-bound. Tsk! Failures, Accifauxpas and Whoopsiedangleplops are my Forte... Hehehe! I love making folk smile when I can. TTFNski!
        Inchie says:

        I will, Sir, cheers. 👍🏼🙏🏻

  1. Bill Ziegler – Cincinnati Metropolitan Area – I am a former resident of Delhi Township. These are memories of my life and times in that community during the 1950s and 1960s. A time capsule.
    Bill Ziegler says:

    My mother liked to spice up her language with some Yiddish, such as verklempt. So you remind me of her kind soul whenever you toss in that great vocabulary, kind Sir!. And my father would always address everyone with a “kind Sir”, kind Sir!. No confusing hostages and sausages, either. Neither of them would approve of Starmer.
    Billumski, who was born on his mother’s birthday (17 September).
    Cheers from THE MANOR. 🙂

    1. Inchy – Nottingham. UK. – 78 years of age, pretty ugly, short, bald, pot-bellied, in ill health. Decaying physically and morally. Mechanical ticker valve, Duodenal Donald, Saccades-Sandra, Arthur Itis, Hernia Henry, Hard of Hearing Hank, Bad eyesight Boris, Reflux Roger, Peripheral Neuropathy, Nerve Neurotransmitters Not-working Wendy, Bladder Cancer Chris, Stuttering Stephany, Haemorrhoid Harold, Shaking Shaun, Dizzy Dennis, FND, ... there are others, but I've tired myself out, now! Hehehe! Oh, then I had a stroke! Now awaiting Cataract & Glaucoma operations. Diabetes 2, Leg-Ulcer-Ulrich, Cartilage Chloe & Carole and am flat-bound. Tsk! Failures, Accifauxpas and Whoopsiedangleplops are my Forte... Hehehe! I love making folk smile when I can. TTFNski!
      Inchie says:

      They sound good people to me, Billumski Sir. All the best to the clan at The Manor, a bit of fuss from me for the furries please. All the best for HRH Lida and Alan.
      X😾💟🤍

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