
This morning, I created an Ocado quasi-order,
Spent a few moments execrating Herr Starmer,
Lambasting, cursing, and trying some hexing,
That didn’t work; no news on TV of his dying,
So back to heartfelt detesting & loathing,
He’s so cantankerous, malicious and spiteful,
Hostile, averse, inimical, confoundable,
Not Prime Minister material, but he’s barristerial,
A trained liar, thus he can easily fiddle & embezzle,
Now my hex has failed, should I try alchemical?
I watched Parliament on TV. It looked adumbral,
I got a sense of phoney-baloney, agathokakological,
HMG members scowled across; matters balneal?
Some members grimaced, as if they had sat on a carbuncle,
Some, obviously bored, maybe missing their Zinfandel.
Occasionally, one stood up, to the toilet he’d wamble,
MP returned with cigar ash on his waistcoat, all casual,
Some nodded off, while the speaker soke wibble,
Taunts were made to encourage a squabble,
They woke up some MPs to join in the verbal battle,
One of them dropped his soother & rattle,
Overshouting each other, they continued to prattle…
The screamed words were largely unsubstantiable,
The shaking fists and sneers were not all discernible,
The odd one, Reform UK, I think, was not very subtle
But there are only four of them, so inappreciable,
Kemi’s failed party didn’t say a lot, understandably
After all, their total MPs are only 120, sadly!
Labour MPs outnumber them all, more sadly,
Jeremy Corbyn is setting up a new political party…
with Zarah Sultana, Left Wing, gladly…
Herr Starmer, Labour? He’s more Tory than any Tory!
Who can beat him? Electionally?
Many a voter would like to beat him physically,
For his lies, two-facedness and con-artistry,
On that list, to be fair, you can add me!
I’d love to grab him epiglottally,
For his back-hander taking, initially,
Stealing pensioners’ fuel allowance, that hurt Inchie,
Many decisions he’s taken, enacted, immorally,
Digressing, mind-changing, to save financially…
Not for the voters! But his term as PM of HMG,
On his mission to make his self more money,
More glory, more power, go down in history…
The erk who beat the Tories by becoming a Tory,
Labour’s Core Values? He shows such antipathy,
Remaining in power, claiming political diablerie,
Renationalise railways? Cut the cost of electricity?
He does not have the capacity for honesty,
From his Barrister days, you see?
Getting murderers off virtually scot-free,
He avoids the truth, purposefully…
When there’s a chance of profitability…
For himself, do you agree?
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Four visits to the
A lot of it, mind you.
stii chevron parking. No rain again,
so no mudslide. Poor birds & squirrels
kept coming for a drink and bath,
but couldn’t get either.
No, no, block of flats!
third
Amazing how the stains hide. Hahaha!
Possible as I was putting in or taking
out the SD card.
Community Nurse Rebecca called to tend to Lymphorrhoea Leslie’s leg wounds.
Sky Photos In, (I hope) in chronological order.
This often buggers-up my plans. It’s doing it more often now, either not letting go of something or letting go of something. Unfortunately, when I’m taking photos and this happens, I frequently fill the SD card to capacity. Then, the problem is often low memory on the computer, and you have to delete them one at a time… This causes me to have to use CCleaner repeatedly, as it consumes a significant amount of memory when deleting large files. But the worst thing this costs me is time. I don’t have much time left anyway, but I want to spend it on my beloved blogging, which is so frustrating!
Then,
I’ll have to ask Mr Google for a word to describe it. My guess is: Word Blindness, Memory Lapse, or maybe Inchies Syndrome?
Sky Photos taken late on.
Result? Not too bad.
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Have a Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Day
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I can only imagine that watching parliament is a prescription for misery. I’m still laughing at the cartoon, so apt. Enjoyed your photos.
Haha! Cheered you liked it, Sir.
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A very good cloud day in Nottingham, we’re enjoying some excellent cloud features in the vicinity of Crowell Manor.
Best wishes from all and each, including the three moggies. Meow!!
Cloudy again today, here Billum. England ladies in the Euro final in an hour. Must get sorted so I can settle to watch the match on the TV. The Spanish team are good. Cheer’s and best to all, Lisa HRM, Alan the furries, and your worthy self.
A very thoughtful ode, Gerry, and nice pictures, especially the sky. It’s good that Community Nurse Rebecca is working on your Lymphorrhoea. I hope it does some good.
Cheers, Tim, mate.
Hard to believe, but just as it is improving, a new one os coming up on the other side pf the leg. Still, it gets me see the nurse. Haha!
You are never at a loss for words, are you?! lol
I wrote a novel when I was 12, and put it in for the school competition. The prefects claimed I’d copied it out of a book and refuse to enter it. I never got over that, Sir. Cheers.
You should then have sent it to a publisher!!
I was too young and uneducated to think of that, Sir. Now I’m just too old and uneducated. Hahaha!
Believe me – I understand!!
Thanks, Sir.
I put novel, it was a short story, sorry. Cheers.
Oh don’t be sorry!!
Cheers!