
The Porcelain Throne usage…
Produced not a sausage!
Constipation, in my dotage…
Went to do the check for the clinic,
But I could not find it,
I felt a right idiot,
My belly had grown more pudge,
My brain worked like a kludge,
While I was using Paintbrush…
My computer chose to crash,
I seemed to be gruff, habitually,
I could muster little advertency,
Got the computer going… Ah, Merci!
An hour later, it went down on me,
Hope I can get finished & posted,
Before Monday, a nurse expected,
Depression doesn’t need to be detected,
Darius all day, as I expected…
Seizures? Their number increased,
Thoughts, conclusions, indeterminacy,
Confusion Konrad at full capacity,
Self-lamasting, involuntarily,
I laughed aloud at about 17:30,
Changing intentions, ambiguity,
Hot tap left on, self-bellicosity,
Computer problems, self-loquacity…
Pathetic self-pity, close to lachrymosity,
KLife’s salaciously, a natural propensity,
I didn’t believe in serendipity,
On Ejaz’s last call on Saturday,
I went from the depths to feeling happy!
Ejaz found the Phooi-test kit, you see.
Then face a sigmoidoscopy!
Keep safe, go carefully…
💚 With bestwishes from Inchie 💚
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Especially not for so late in the night.
Going bonkers here.
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TTFN
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Well, your pictures are great, Gerry. I hope you handle things the best you can, and you have a week you can handle. 💖🙏
Excellent ode. The goat cheese pic is Tate-worthy. I love the evening pic, too. Creative, high-scoring meal.
Thanks a lot, Tim.
Trouble with computer today. Grammarly went down as well. Did it affect you, Sir?
Not much flavour in the cheese, Tim. Shame.
Keep safe. 👍🏼
I don’t use Grammarly anymore. I use Apple’s AI.
It makes many silly recommendations. I don’t blame you. Tim.
I can’t help it, seriously – but line 18 of the compelling ode – can computers do that 😉
My computer can do anything it wants, and prevent me from doing anything It wants to.
Jenny found someone to look at it for me, or set up a new one. But, finances are not good at the moment. Hopefully this MDT thing may be able to help… or knowing me… Hahaha!
I’m not coping well at the moment mate. I’ve made such a cock up with the dates between the blogs. I was so far behind, and think I’ve put the wrong dates on a few, it’s all mixed up with trying to catch up.
Sorry, Not moaning, just saying how it is.
Grammarly went down today. CorelDraw played up. I left the hot tap running… no, that was yesterday. Matron said they are going to call me in to investigate the TBI, which no one had told me I had until a nurse did during the catheter and Little Inchies fungal lesion inspection last week.
I’m moaning again mate, sorry. Keep well, Sir.