As sent in to us by Gerald Inchcock Chambers (67), currently of The Upper Denture Care Home (Manure Cupboard), The Shed, Top end of Nottingham’s Central Cemetery, Between the graffiti’d Gravestone of Isaiah Milligan and the burnt out Ford Consul Classic at the back of the ice-cream van.

The odd MP will be a Europhile,

The odd MP will be antimissile,

The odd MP will be a bibliophile,

The odd MP will be like a crocodile,

The odd MP will be a homophile,

The odd MP will be erstwhile,

The odd MP will be infantile,

The odd MP will be infertile

The odd MP will be very hostile,

The odd MP will be a paedophile,

The odd MP will be unsterile,

The odd MP will be a technophile,

The odd MP will be versatile,

The odd MP will be unfertile,

The odd MP will be docile,

The odd MP will be verbally agile,

The odd MP will be extremely virile,

The odd MP will be volatile,

The odd MP will be worthwhile,

The odd MP will be invirile,

The odd MP will be fertile,

The odd MP will be a gentile,

The odd MP will be juvenile,

The odd MP will be socially vile.

All MP’s behaviour can bring up your bile,

All MP’s behaviour are full of guile

All MP’s behaviour can make you can only revile,

All MP’s behaviour can be often in denial,

All MP’s behaviour can be often puerile,

All MP’s behaviour can be often futile,

All MP’s behaviour can can make you think ‘Is it all worthwhile?’

MP’s all have a false misleading, PR made profile,

Depicting them as being honest, with a pleasant lifestyle,

Despite their nepotism, nihilism, and fiddling, all the while,

For their crimes of fiddling, and lying and acting purile,

They rarely face prosecution; hardly ever do they get to trial!