Advertisements we can expect to see in 2064

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If there are any trees left to produce newspapers by then

If prices go up at the same rate as they have done for the last 50 years?…..

Adverts in 2064: This weeks offers!

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Cameron-Clegg Almalgamated Food Mega-Stores

(Originally Tesco & Sainsbury’s until Tony Blair bought them out and gave the company to Cameron and Clegg as a Christmas present in 2045)

This weeks offers!

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Selection of cut-price Vintage Books:

William Hagues’s 2016

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F7Vladimir Bartlomiej Ivanovic’s 2024

How both of the English football players in the league are ruining the game!

Price: £947.29 – Down to £499.99 + agents fee of 25%

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David Cameron’s

My political Lies of the past two years – 2044

Price: Volume One – 199 pages – £250 + 2000% VAT

Price: Volume Two- 220 pages – £255 + 2000% VAT

Price: Volume Three- 245 pages – £256 + 2000% VAT

Price: Volume Four – 256 pages – £257 + 2000% VAT

Price: Volume Five – 268 pages – £258 + 2000% VAT

Price: Volume Six – 289 pages – £259 + 2000% VAT

Price: Volume Seven – 324 pages – £350 + 2000% VAT

Price: Volume Eight – 345 pages – £365 + 2000% VAT

Price: Volume Nine – 405 pages – £375 + 2000% VAT

Price: Volume Ten – 487 pages – £399 + 2000% VAT

Newspaper Headlines 2062?

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