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Imagine getting a meeting with Herr Starmer?
A chance for YOU to be the interviewing accuser!
Best to take with you the needed paraphernalia,
Don’t ask him anything that can be a brainbuster,
Don’t mention a hostage, he’ll think you said sausage.
He’ll expect, of course, you to slip him a backhander,
Slip him a bottle of arsenic, labelled as coriander,
He’s so unpopular that he may have a food taster,
Remember he’s killed pensioners & many a farmer, 
Aiding means for innocents to be slaughtered,
He needs to be arrested and charged with murder!
I advise, essentially, you take a loaded Luger,
So when he lies again, you can shoot the bugger!
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I woke up late yet again at 07:00 hours. Took off the catheter night bag. Gathered the accoutrements needed to do the Ablutions & Medicationings.
Settled onto the raised seat, and a motion began almost straight away. 
It was finally (after 15 minutes) fully evacuated, with me having to stand to give the single, gigantic, massive, concrete torpedo room enough space to free itself and fall. What an amazing plumbing system I have; how did that monster go down to the sewer with just one flush? It amazed me. The biggest single evacuation in my life. I was glad when it was over. Unfortunately, while cleaning up my rear end, I felt the blood dribbling down my leg. Time for a thorough cleanup, stopping the bleeding, drying off, and getting Germoloided. It was a struggle to stop the bleeding this time. Internal and external piles had been torn by the monster’s evacuation during his escape. Hahaha! 

At last, I could start washing my muscular, lean, young body… Oh, alright then; My flabby-flobby-bellied, skinny-armed and legged, decrepit, mangled torso. As I began to shave, foaming up, the door chime sounded and Carer Ejaz ghosted by the open wet room door into the main room. I had to put the shave on hold and joined Ejaz in the main room, wearing just my disposable underpants. Ejaz performed a body check and applied barrier cream where needed, including the neck, man-breasts, under the arms, etc.

The legs looked even better today. I admit that
are coming up the leg from the right ankle again, 
However, these only cause me to jump, and the slight pain they cause lasts for only a few seconds.

The sun has come out, then gone in again. Hehe!

A twinge of sadness came as I took this snapshot of my beloved tree copse.
Not a soul about.
Did I mention that the wheelchair is being delivered on Tuesday?

A few minutes after the right leg series , a new ailment showed itself. The top of the left foot keeps throbbing and hurting. It’s been like this for over an hour now. What the heck can it be? Somehow connected to , I assume.

I decided to clean the nibble pots!
So, I did.
Soon got them refilled, though.
Shortcake and Vegan Cookies in one, Worcester sauce-flavoured crisps in the other. Then, put some mini potatoes into the crockpot.

The first recognised seizure of the day came on. One of the short ones that leave you feeling well out of it afterwards. And well out of it, I was. I didn’t feel it coming on this time, caught me out. I managed to close the computer down so as not to rib anything and drifted off into the ether.

WORRYING
I’d started the semi-reclaiming of my senses, dizzy, confused as is usual, and I heard an audible tick sounding just once. It must have been loud because I heard it. I knew to sit still and await some clarity.
As things cleared, I noticed the mobile was showing a red light. Ah! That’ll be a text message coming in. I wasn’t ready for standing up yet, after last week’s getting up too soon tumble. I drifted off into a proper sleep. Bit of a dream… caves, water…
Carer Mirza arrived, and I asked him to check the text message for me… UNBELIEVABLE!
I’d made another food order and forgot about it. Ocado told me I could add to Tuesday’s order, which is scheduled to arrive between 0800 and 0900hrs.
I don’t know what I’ve ordered, but it was for a massive amount of money.
Where can I get help with this? Or is it the Loony Bin next for Inchie?
Mirza issued the medication, and I started to lose cogniscence again. But there were no more seizures as far as I could determine. 

Made up some bladder-filler bottles of spring water with different flavours, and put them in the fridge for morning use.

FOOD

What a fantastic sky!

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Paedophage? A child eater (1600-1800)

He’s not too keen on pensioners, farmers, or the proletariat voters either! The Swine!