
Kills pensioners, hates every farmer,
Self-wealth & backhanders he does fancy,
I’ll say any more, I’d lose my abstinency!
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He’s not very good, & he’s got Zeusophobia,
The poor git only snuffed it last October,
Our conversation was very soon over…
He only speaks Kosovoan, a war survivor,
He was calling to learn our language proper,
I gleaned all this, not through a natter…
He’s been given details of me, on paper,
No idea how he snuffed it, I’ll find out later,
He knew of my problems with viatica,
I thought at first he meant my sciatica,
If he passes the test, a global Soul-Collector,
He could be a soul-seeking globetrotter,
A low rating; to the UK, to collect Starmer!
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Anne Gyna has been very kind these last two days. Even Cartilage Chloe has!
Glacoma Gladys is a bugger today. The brain soon returned to its confused and incoherent state after midday. It was like blinking, and my cognitive abilities faded immediately. Yet minutes before this, I was working on the CorelDraw problem… and got it sorted out on my own
Then the confusion returned and stayed for the rest of the day
Hopefully Chronologically
Maybe the odd oddity…
But… you know me.
A Trotsky Terence Evacuation…
I was lucky enough to get there in time.
As I was about to go in, my Carer, Ejaz, turned up.
I told him I’m hoping to get a shower, shave, etc., so we didn’t do any body checks or medicationings. He issued the medications. And off he trotted.
I finished off the Saturday blog and got it posted. Again, I went into a
Sprayed the eyes and nasal apertures. Put some olive oil drops in both ear-holes. While using some
Then, along came another Porcelain Throne visit. Yet again, had I not been unclothed and standing next to the WC Throne, meaning I got down on it in a few seconds, it shot out like from a hosepipe!
Horis had cheered me up, and I decided to
But it was nice while it lasted! I didn’t medicate any areas I couldn’t reach, because Ejaz said he’d do them on his next call. Then I got the body, feet and aftershave perfumes sprayed on. Hehe!
I got on the computer, and was doing reasonably well, starting the template from scratch… then…
I was in the middle of selecting a graphic to amend to use. And the screen went to full size, without any icons showing to restore, minimise or close the frame! All other programmes running in the background were unattainable except when I closed the graphics folder. Awkward!
How or what I did wrong, if anything, I knew not – I also did not know how to get it to condense.
I’m sure, as I could be, that I’d had this problem on CorelDraw before, and felt I’d saved the solution on the CorelDraw Notepad, but no! I searched for Windows, restore-down, full screen, and other options, but nothing was there. I ended up going through all of the notebook pages searching for the same things one at a time. After about an hour, and only about 10% of the way through the sheets, I gave up. And looked at my notepad cover, I sometimes put things like this on it. Nope!
I spent ages searching on Google. But, of course, I couldn’t get the right question to get an answer.
Despair and frustration were growing; I thought it was my best bet to wait until Elaz returns.
Yet I kept on trying, again and again.
Eventually, when I put Windows 10 into the equation, I mean, question—the first one on the list was telling me to go into my (unheard of, not known) to change instructions on three areas… I’ve no idea what that is, where to get them, or how to change them anyway.
I went back to Google and tried another tip, but that involved changing things in the operating system, or something like that. No way am I touching that! Back to Google!
This one told me to press Win and L. I can recommend that no one tries this… the computer closed down! I could have hit the wrong button, I suppose? With my Gladys Glaucoma, I can barely read an email without increasing the font size. Then the print goes out of view at the edges, and there are only two buttons to press to begin with. I rebooted and tried again. But not at this site.
Then the next one down triggered a memory; this was advice I took last month when the problem occurred. Even I find it hard to believe I’d forgotten it. So, if anyone finds the screen goes to full size, you can press the Win button and the down arrow, which works a treat to reduce the screen!
I just fail to see how I forgot it! What a plonker is not strong enough to express my self-disgust! Absolutely pee’d myself off!
Then, to my amazement, WordPress went full-screen on me, and the Win button and down arrow trick did not work this time! But after a minute or so, a circle with an X in the middle appeared at the top of the screen. I pressed it and got back to normal. Phew!
These problems, like yesterday’s, are likely due to the massive Google Chrome update. Or not?
Ejaz did his teatime call. Dealt out the evening medications. He asked if I wanted any foam, cream or back-passage caplets. None needed.
Mental more than, medical today, Hehe!
After Ejaz departed, I started getting my daily meal sorted. A ready meal of lamb in gravy, with colcannon mashed potatoes, and carrots. I made up some extra lamb gravy with mint. So I can have two bread rolls to dip in it, to soften them first. I think I may like this nosh.
I looked up Ejaz in English before closing the computer, and it said:
EJAZ: translates to “miracle,” “wonder,” or “inimitability”. It is a male name that conveys a sense of awe and exceptional quality.
Dare I tell him? Hahaha!
Well, I had a ready-made meal, adding some lamb & mint gravy to soak it up and soften the cheesy bread rolls.
I settled down early, in search of Sweet Morphius. But he wasn’t playing. I got up and put the TV on. This sometimes helps me nod off when the adverts come on. But it didn’t work at first. Then I did go into bliss for an hour, and ever after that, I was totally awake, yet
I did try making a mug of tea, hoping it might help me get to sleep. Huh!
BE GOOD…
WELL, KEEP SAFE! Hehe!
Ha, ha, what an ode, Grim better pay attention if he’s going after the slippery one.
Very kind of you, Paul.
My pleasure Gerald, I notice the slippery one has become a trump sychophant.
Do you know I had to look sychophant up, on Google, Paul. AI told me: a person who uses excessive and insincere flattery to win favor from wealthy or influential people. They are also known as toadies, brown-nosers, or flatterers, and often do this to gain an advantage, such as a promotion or special treatment. This behaviour is rooted in seeking personal gain through a servile and fawning attitude towards those in power.
Perfect word for me to add in an Anti-Starmer Ode? Thanks, spot-on again, Paul!
A new Grim Reaper was interesting to me, Gerry. What a day for you. I hope the days coming are better.
So glad you liked it, Tim.
I’m resigned to how things are now. A turnabout I hadn’t even dreamed would take place. Hehe! 🙏🏻🤍
It’s nice when Horis shows up!
Fyi: Your photos are not displaying for me. I only see the little “broken image” icon.
I can’t understand why, gal. When I check on the viewer before publishing, all can be there. I updated one and viewed to check, and on that blog, only about 25% of the piccies showed up?
Very frustrating after all the hours put into it.
I just can’t find anyone who will check my computer out for me. The machine has endless little niggles.
I’ll try one with less photos in and you canlet me know please gal.
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Are you hosting photos on another site? If you’re uploading directly from your computer, you’d still see them – cause they’re right there, but others wouldn’t because we can’t access your pc. Just a thought.
I’m using them only of WordPress, gal. Another Mysteries of Woodthorpe Court, with the hobgoblins, spectres, gnomai, phantasms, ghosts, the grotesque succubus, extraterrestrials, ectoplasms, spirits, or the Fata Morganas, that have been sent to taunt, irritate and terminate my already limited saneness of mind, which is losing its marbles?
Humph!
Yes, definitely!! Effective, aren’t they?