I’ve got a feeling, something is going to happen today,
Not a Whoopsiedangleplop, or something I’ll mislay,
A cut finger, or losing another involuntary affray,
Summat more important, even than mankind dying away,
Whatever it is that will happen, I have to say,
I’ve no idea, but it involves mayhem in some way,
Will this event be the chance for human life to replay?
Were we foolish to think the human’s reign would stay?
Maybe all life will return to clay?
Will Aliens poison our Claret and cheese souffle?
Will retired Nigel Farage, propose to Teresa May?
Will Mr Trump start to use extra strong hairspray?
Will Bill Gates or George Bush both run out of money?
Will peace come to the world, will bullying pass away?
Will the earth’s mass shudder, rot and decay?
Will Starbucks, pay their taxes one day?
One thing for certain I will pray…
For an irrevocable last Armistice Day!