– – As is life for Inchie Hehe! – –
I would have used CorelDraw to cut out my face and add it to the old graphic above. But as CorelDraw has corrupted on the new £ 850 computer, which is not working properly. 
Another hint at Inchies lousy luck! Grrr!
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ODE TO MEMORIES OF A BETTER TIME
Inchies’ very first EPIPHANY!
Hints of naughtiness, from his initial dip into promiscuity,
The 13-year-olds’ introduction, flirtatiously!
A neighbour who was obviously older and wiser… 
In the ways of coupling, indulgency & intimacy, 
Inchie recognised her instant pulchritudity,
Her first move had him surprised, but smiling,
He’d never enjoyed such passionate groping,
Then hairy-breast fondling, desire for more growing,
On which she was soon educating,
Guiding what was firmly expanding…
Sex on his first date… Amazing!
He sensed an inner central heating,
They carried on fondling and amalgamating,
It turned into a thrice-weekly practice…
One that Inchy would never miss,
The settee, bed or on the Axminsters,
She showed how to use some appliances,
One overheated session, they needed bandages,
I’ll leave you to guess the reasons…
And Inchy has still got the lesions!
He never again built plastic aeroplanes!
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5 years before his Epiphany!
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-The giving way on me, right leg-
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