Irreality Inchy: Tuesday 5th March 2024

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06:15hrs: The old codger awoke. He found himself appreciating that he’d woken up overnight for only about six times. Much better than the previous two nights. Three by his , and the same by . He had a rumbling grumbling in his stomach. 
He then emptied his nocturnal catheter pouch. Not pleased with the amount of blood that seemed to be in his passed urine. He… well, I (Slipped into the second person mode there, sorry), I grabbed hold of  and off to the wet room. WC duties first, and what a session this one was! The evacuated missile clunked into the WC bowl; it was wedged with about a quarter of it out of the water, and covered with the after-flow of a small dollop of high-quality stinky splashes from ‘s follow-up flow. 

Ablutions and medicalisationing tasks were carried out. But, not without the odd . Here they are… Maybe not in order as they happened, but at least I can remember them: Cut my neck shaving, only a tiny one, no bother. Teeth and gums bleeding. All but went over getting the PPs on; I hate that balancing job.  The urine flowing into the pouch looked a bit bloodied. And needed cleaning up again and ointmentating. 
But, I got it all done in under two hours. And then as a parting shot as I left the wet room, I shoulder charged against the door frame, and set off . Went back in and got MedPhorpainsome Phorpain gel on the shoulder where I could reach to rub it in. Oh, and I trapped my finger in the cupboard door. People won’t believe my good luck… or lack of it!

Carer Marie called. In a rush, but we managed a mini-natter. Then I spent hours making errors as I tried to get the blog started.
Carer Kara called next. She was in a rush, too. However, she did sort out the problem I had with the TV yesterday. Did it in two minutes. (I did feel a fool not being able to get it done myself) Bless her. She shot off, and I was lonely again, just like when Marie departed. Sad, innit? Hahaha!
I got a snack made up to satisfy my sudden hunger.  Some Microwave chips, Eurgh! Milk Roll bread, and soy franks. Nice!
Taste Rating: 5.2/10.
Washed the things, and spotted some unusual activity of Devon close. On, Cavendish Close. So,  I got from the kitchen and concentrated on getting clear photographs of whatever it was that was going on. 
But it was only some resurfacing of the road.
I really must get to the opticians to get the eyes tested again… but then… if I do it will cost hundreds of quid, and the the Glaucoma operation is due shortly. Of course, I was talking in the NHS 1960’s mode there – what I meant was, (back to 2024); The Glaucoma operation may be due within three or four years, if I live long enough! 

A kitchen window photo to the right was taken first.
No idea what it was, but I loved this one. Nothing special on shoe, but I found it appealling.
Then I took one of the lowering sun to the left of the window.
At this stage, the night Carer called. It was nibble-nibbling Carer Christopher. We had a chinwag, but he wasn’t listening. Nothing new there. He took the laundry bag with him, it wasn’t full though. Laughs, and lads insults were swapped. Hehehe!
.I almost got caught out when the catheter day pouch suddenly filled so quickly again – all okay though, nae bother. It was emptying slowly for some reason unknown to me.
When to get second and last brew of tea, .
And the beautiful sight of the sun setting caught my eye. I had no other choice than to go back to the computer to get the camera, and return to take these shots of the views offered me by Mother Nature. Gorgeous, even if not as good as they might have been.
Ten minutes later, I caught the sun just as it was about to disappear over the horizon, and out of view. Lovely!
Finally got the blog finished and posted off to WordPress.

I watched the TV at the same time as starting this blog going. But it ended up not being. I found so many mistakes on the blog I’d posted earlier, that it took me an hour to correct them all. Even then, I probably missed a few.

The baby baguettes at the side of the tray of potato hot-pot, shows up just how measily the mini-sized Parsley Box meal was. 

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May Joy and Jollity Join you!

6 thoughts on “Irreality Inchy: Tuesday 5th March 2024

    • Ah, I see it now about the father.
      I think it will cost the Council more in cleaning up the fly tipping than what they save by not collecting it, Mate?
      I looked it up, and last year they spent £1.2 million on clearing up fly tipping. With the garden waste added, I think the money-saving scheme will not bear fruition?
      As much as I despise the actions of the Tories in power, I fear what Labour will do when they get in… renationalising the railways is going to break their bank, and than what chance has the NHS got to help? Although, Thursday I did get telephone calls from the diabetes team, who can’t fit me in. The District Nurse called and did the catheter change at last (Nice buxom lass!). The DVT called, changing the Warfarin dosages. The surgery rang me, about my almost critically low VB12 in my blood. Asking what I am eating to counter this???
      Pointing out that smoked haddock £25 a kilo, should be included in my diet. When I pointed out that I tried some, and on the next blood test, the INR level had shot up and they had to change the dosage of Warfarin – because Smoked Haddock also has the highest level of Vit K, that affects the blood, and you advise me to eat it? Twas a busy day, Thursday. Hahaha!
      TTFNski

      • What a day! £25 a kilo????? Pure gold!! Yes, political parties are so thick, they keep looking backwards a buggering up the economy. Having said that our lot are doing a good job – relief all round.

      • Ah, that might have been the wrong thingy. Arithmophobia I blame. A litre I think it should have read. Tsk, its hard work gerrin’ owd! Hahaha!
        What gets to me is when I see Rishi on the TV. He really seems not to recognise what he’s done to the country and his Tory party??? Ulterior motives in there somewhere, methinks, Paul.

  1. You did pretty well on paparazzoing capturing the resurfacing goings on. The photos have excellent abstract qualities, also. Beautiful skies and sunsets. Looks like that measly meal is meant for losing weight.

    • Thanks, Tim.
      I do love the sky views here. They ere suggesting earlier in the year, the I may be better of in a care home. Argh! But now the Council is in debt up to it’s armholes and HMG have took control, at least two care homes are being closed, including the one I was in after the stroke. So, I’ll not be moved into a private one due to the costs anyway. So, I can keep going taking the beautiful and not so, sky views with Kodak Tim. Hehe! Thanks to you.
      Cheers, Sir.

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