Thoughts of Solicitors
The poor downtrodden lawyers and solicitors so poor,
Why do they lie, cheat, overcharge and then lie some more?
They charge you with more venom, than a matador,
£100 an unnecessary letter, often even more!
No wonder house sellers are becoming so poor,
So I write this in the style of a Troubadour,
Convinced my blood & money they will extract some more,
They’re covetous philargyrists with a love of money for sure,
They concentrate on profit, giving little thought to the law,
They waffle on in search of gain, a little like Lord Haw Haw,
They lie so well, and are without morals or principals any more,
They are more unpopular than politicians, hustlers to the core,
Greedy, obnoxious, they’re like a financial Omnivore,
When you have to deal with them, you feel bitter and sore,
Thy defend the guilty scum, not as a benefactor,
But in their desire for profit are worse than any chancellor,
But these crude lying animals need affection, care and esprit de corps,
They remind me of Stalin, Hitler and the local whore,
Their desire for cash is not their fault I’m sure,
Just as I positively feel there is no cure,
We ought to assassinate some… and then some more!
No Solicitors or Lawyers were harmed in the creation of this Ode… Pity!