Mate, I don’t know if you realise this, but you have 3 of themost widely-respected and admired members of The WordPress Family right there in that smudge. I have it on the highest authority, that between them, they have notched up over 20,000 irritating, time consuming comments and a mind-blowing 500,000 likes without reading the piece concerened. By any standards, you have to admit that’s pretty damn admirable! Christ, how I envy them, and you for having such awesome chums!
Well, thank you kindly Sir Whelk. Astonishing you is yer know! And, to and besides that, a cunningly admirable personage yerself cocker!
I’m afraid being kind doesn’t do much against my evil plans…