I’ll tell yers this tale, un I’ll do it in verse,
About the last visit from me District Nurse,
I was waiting for to arrive and me arthritis got worse,
After I’d convince me knees, wot I had to coerce,
To let me up – sudden pain I cursed!
I sat down quickly – on me bum cheeks I had to purse,
I thought me bum’s blind-boil I had burst,
The pain was like lighting and a thunder-burst,
She soon injected me, smiling, looking perverse,
I said thank you, and she drove off in her hearse.
I’ve got another visit tonight – 2 a day… I could curse!
Hey-Ho!
Always such pleasant tales from you!
I like to entertain folks with reality yer know Marissa – it makes em thankful they ain’t me yer see. Hehehe! TTFN
Yes, something to be thankful for!
See? I’ve made you happy now. Haven’t I? I get confused yer know… hehehe TTFN