Rachel Carrera says:
We must fight on and not mewl, it’s the voters that were the fools, following the main party like mules!
Shirley Blamey says:
Extreme policies we must overrule, I’ll do the job just give me the tools!
It’s the greedy politicians we must attack and ridicule!
Marissa Bergen says:
We need Punk-rock, in the home, on public transport and the vestibule!
Mike Steedenski says:
We must legalise hemp, marijuana, and the absinthe soaked toadstool!
Danny Soz says:
Everyone should hire a vehicle from my VAT free car-pool!
Bring back hanging for Pavement cyclists should be the rule!
Gazza H says:
Remove Inchcock as our leader and use him as a footstool!
Dunc the Hunk says:
When I went to school, I lived on gruel, Gawd life can be cruel!
* Gazza asked me to point out that no Shoplifters, Pavement Cyclists or Members of UKIP were harmed in the production of this load of rubbish.