
At the bayou, having mayhap a barbecue,
Or you may be out hunting deer or caribou?
Answering the taxman’s letter at your bureau,
On the Porcelain Throne, using the tissue?
With your beloved, about to bill and coo,
Or just thinking, what’s the world coming to?
At the bar, having your 13th drinkypoo?
Watching a movie, The Battle of Waterloo?
Eating your takeaway curry with aloo?
Enroute to hospital after a blanscue?
Practicing fencing or jujitsu?
Just back from holidaying in Limpopo?
You could be shopping, waiting in a queue?
At the Zoo, looking at a sucuruju?
At a show, Hard Rock or burlesque?
Sorting out a medical snafu?
The 4-minute warning sounds… Woo-Woo-Woo!
What do you do? – Cause it’s due!
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Name In English; ‘Music playing at the same time’.
The longest place name in the world.
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When I made these, I found I
Constipation Conrad was still in charge, but I felt less pain & it bled less. The two- and three-toned colours had gone. This visit, it was back to a light Kharki.
I struggled with the things I had got wrong and changed yesterday. Some of the corrections were wrong as well. So I had a go at sorting my own made mess.
Shaq was his usual calm, laid-back self. A nice lad. He got the medications sorted and issued. He put my diabetic socks on for me. It is much appreciated; it is blooming cold today. The lad left, and I returned to computer cock-up sorting…
I thought at least three times that I’d got it right. But, No! I think I was more confused than when I first discovered them on yesterday’s blog.
I gave up and hoped for the best. Which was good timing cause
Double Humph!
I took a shot from the end window as I got soaked. I must say that the weather looked horrible out there.
The mudslide appeared to be mammoth-sized. The wind howled, and rain poured
I continued to get the blogging/correcting advance. It took me hours to get Saturday’s blog titivated enough to post it off.
As for the rest of the day, your guess is as good as mine up to about 21:30hrs. I was feeling suddenly shattered. I realised in the morning that I had been working on Sunday’s blog and had gotten a lot done. Made a mess of most of it, thanks to the weariness and multiple
Carer Ali answered the teatime call and asked if I wanted him to call the doctor. The doctor? On a Sunday evening? It was nice of him to ask and recognise my state. Looking back, I recall struggling to find the words as we spoke. Sheer fatigue, and I’d done very little physical activity all day? All I wanted to do was sleep. Huh! After he’d gone, I lay precisely where I was on the £300, second-hand, musty, Haemorrhoid Harold Testing, cringingly beige, crumb-covered, not-working, rickety recliner. Carer Richard arrived as I was nearly nodding off. I chirped up a little after getting up and stubbing my toe. I was, I think, communicating better.
Within a few minutes, my tiredness returned, and I was back in the recliner. I couldn’t get to sleep in the recliner, so I moved into the hospital bed. Then things got worse,
It was horrible, and I didn’t feel all that good on Monday morning (Now).
Poor old sausage.
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TTFNski
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I love the hearing aid batteries cartoon. I can relate. Nice, Kimberly, can laugh with you. That is the saddest score you’ve given a meal in a while.
My right hearing aid packed up yesterday, Tim. Tsk! Now I’ve got to get an appointment at the audio clinic, the hope I can arrange a lift there and back with Easy Link. Then find time to get there. Hahaha!
Horriblest nosh for ages that one. I must get a new cooker, one that works. Hehe!
All my best to clan.
Ugh. Not the audio clinic.
Took me 4 weeks to get in last time, and got in with a cancellation. Kimberley couldn’t get through on the telephone this morning.
I hate wearing just one aid, it affects my balance somehow. Hehehe!
I wonder that you get any sleep at all with everything that’s happening to you. I liked the ode, a tad more philosophical this time.
Thanks Paul. Bad luck is wearing me down.
The odes tail reminded me of an NCO who kad us all in the Naafi, to be shown how to stack the living room chairs and tables that we would be sheltering underneath. Har-har, dead (pun) serious he was.
There’s always one of those NCO types around.
Scarily, he thought it vital and important that we learn this and pass it on. We lads agreed that had the four-minutes warning gone off, we could have time possibly to get close to getting to a nearby house… to make sure they knew how to stack the furniture that may save their lives. Har-har!
Yes, walking in water in your slippers definitely gets your feet wet. You might place your slippers in front of a furnace register to help dry them. I just changed the battery in one of my hearing aids.
Problems cling to me, Sir. Back in the day, they rarely bothered me. Tsk! Hehe!
It’s an odd feeling with just one in isn’t it, do you tend to lose your balance when one goes off?
My balance is still pretty good, Gerry, thank the Lord. Your situation makes me SO thankful that, despite problems, I’m still doing okay. I just spent three hours raking up leaves. Had a cup of coffee when I finished, and now it’s dinner time. Bless you. 🙏
Great to hear your surviving the course, Sir.
You are a dynamo compared to me, mate.
Long may you continue, too! 🙏🏼