Inchcock and the Internet
I’d be well and truly lost without the Internet,
Mind you, understanding it can get me in a sweat,
On getting a good reliable service I was determined and set,
That was destroyed by my using BT Internet.
Others tell me their providers are crap as well,
All I know is about the high cost of the BT Death Knell,
WordPress goes wonky very often, and becomes unwell,
Facebook is the same, disappearing sticking text for many clientèle,
Google seems more stable, easier to use as well.
Just when you begin to master some or other task,
Updates come in, and I need my pocket flask,
No one here for me advice I can ask,
So I search the internet, for solutions to unmask,
Clever answers found, I’m just outclassed!
It’s hard when you’ve not never had a decent education,
What do these things stand for or mean in abbreviation?
ACK, AFAIUI, Y3, & RADBNC, not of my generation!
But communicating with others satisfies me aspiration,
To help create a friendly Cyber-Nation.
Despite the Internet’s problems I must say,
I like the opportunity for laughter to cyber-spray,
Friendship and fun is what I seek for and pray,
Not nastiness, anger or insults, oh nay!
Although satire, humour and fun are good today,
Just please don’t upset anyone on your way!
* No Outer Mongolian Pregnant Kangaroos were harmed in the production of this piffle.