I realise my love life ended in 1962,
I wondered, well, what can I do?
Would a toupe or wig possibly help at all,
Should I stop using carbolic an all?
Opportunities for frolics are rare and so few,
And the coffin preparation is now due,
I need to leave behind a smile,
So take this one, and remember my profile.
I fang you!
2 thoughts on “Inchcock Prepares for Conking-Out. Well, almost!”
Of course, Inchy!
I knew your understand gal. Hehe! X