There are hundreds more of these Celebrations Days, but I chose these, because, in actual fact, none of them apply to me.
14th February – We have a Valentines day;
For those involved in sexual passions and have a partner.
1st March – We have St David’s Day;
For the Welsh folk.
6th March – We Have Mothers Day;
For those ladies who have children.
8th March – We have the International Women’s Day;
General celebration of respect, appreciation, and love towards women, to a celebration of women’s economic, political, and social achievements.
9th March – We have The National No Smoking Day:
To shame the poor buggers who are addicted to nicotine.
17th March – We have St Patricks Day;
To boost the sales of Guinness, and give the lads an excuse for being late for work in the morning.
18th March – We have Purple Day;
To brighten up everyone’s day with a little bit of purple and a lot of fun iin your school, workplace or community. (?)
19th March – We have National Poultry Day;
Chicken, turkey and other birds we commonly consume are celebrated on this day. (?)
1st April – We have Walk to Work Day;
For those who just might still have a job. Introduced to encourage people to be mindful of their health and their carbon footprint and a great excuse to treat yourself to that latte on the way to work, as your reward for all those extra calories burned off.
2nd April – We have The Pillow Fight Day;
A pillow fight flash mob is a social phenomenon of flash mobbing and shares many characteristics of a culture jam. (?)
2nd April – We also have – International Children’s Book Day;
Hans Christian Andersen’s birthday and since 1967 International Children’s Book Day has been celebrated on or around this day to inspire a love of reading and to call attention to children’s books.
15th April – We have Microvolunteering Day; is now in its third successful year, and is a unique opportunity for
Now in its third successful year, and is a unique opportunity for microvolunteering platforms, volunteering involved organisations & individuals to join together in a synchronised effort to demonstrate the empowering potential of the microvolunteering concept.
23rd April – We have William Shakespeare’s day;
To celebrate the bard.
19th June – We have Father’s Day;
To mollycoddle those who can’t keep their pecker in their zip.
21st June – We have Summer solstice day;
For pagans, hippies, druggies and wino’s.
5th July – We have Eid al-Fitr Day;
For Muslims, to celebrate the end of Ramadan.
30th November – We have Diwali Day;
Festival of Lights for Hindu, Sikh and Jain communities.
30th November – We also have St Andrew’s Day;
To assist the whisky and haggis industry and hopefully devolution.