Sad and depressed Inchcock thought with Venom and Zest about his life – In Rhyme!
Inchcock Questions His Life: In rhyme?
Inchcock Today: Fri 6th Feb 2015
WC’d, bit of blood, angina still niggling, arthritis not so bad – started laptop and went down to make a cuppa returned and started Coreldraw9 and took me medications.
Seems that Mike Steeden was in a car at the end of a garden and calling some thing to or at me and I was calling back from a bedroom window?
Can’t remember owt else about it – but felt the house garage and garden might have been a mixture of passed dwellings?
Frustrating innit?
Had to restart system again.
Started this diary, then finished yesterdays and posted it.
Took me medications and got ready for a trip out up Woodborough Road for a change, I decided to bus into town then another out and up to Mapperley – have a wander about, take some photo’s and walk back down, should only take me about an hour to walk back I reckon. (Ha!)
As I walked to the end of the road on me way to the bus-stop I observed that Severn-Trent were digging and planning a lot more judging by the marks on the road and pavements.
I caught bus to town, then another out to Mapperley, I’ve not been there for years so had an amble up one side of the road, crossed over and had an amble back then turned down Winchester Street – camera in hand all the time – even when I had me Whoopsidangleplop later!
I won’t say what thoughts went through me head when I read the sign… best not to eh?
Within seconds I realised it had gotten very cold suddenly – then realised it was because of how high I was. Not on ale or drugs like, high height-wise like.
Does seem to get very cold up here. They had even put some sand/salt on 
On my way back towards Nottingham now, after seeing some Purple and Maroon carrots on sale at £1 a pound at the greengrocers next to the Co-op store on Mapperley Plains, what next.
I looked them up when I got back to the laptop: Before the 17th century, almost all cultivated carrots were purple. The modern day orange carrot wasn’t cultivated until Dutch growers in the 16th century took mutant strains of the purple carrot and developed them into the sweet plump orange variety we have today. Before this, pretty much all carrots were purple with occasionally white and yellow 
I moved on and at the butchers they had a sign outside offering Exotic meats.
Ostrich, crocodile, kangaroo, camel and bison!..but no horse?
I wandered on (Feet aching a bit now, 
As I viewed the thousands of houses below I got a touch sentimental thinking to myself:
Next to the pub was a hedgerow that had three distinct varieties of bushes all competing with each other for survival. I’ve no idea of the types of bushes they were, but this sort of thing often gets me thinking about humankind.
As I cut through some trees and came 
There he was unconcerned with normal human beings and apparently having the time of his life…
That reminds me, I must draw up a draft of me letter for David Cameron… hehehe!
As I walked carefully (I thought) down the hill towards the two blocks of flats it made me wonder why they had made them Senior Citizens only? Out of the way, hills all around and no shops 
Then I had me Whoopsidangleplop!
Sipped on the wet mud and grass and carried on down for a good way on my haemorrhoid ridden backside! Struggled up and collected the things that had fell out of me bag, thought I’d 
I could feel the blood coming out from my back passage and tried to get off the slippery surface but still had a couple of hundred yards to go before I reached the flats and concrete.
Limping and in pain now I can tell yers…
Down past the laundry and onward towards Mansfield Road, not a happy laddie at this stage of me walk at all. 
A good way to go too. Still, this part was downhill at least.
Eventually hobbled into Mansfield Road turned left and called into the Continental shop for a loaf of bread.
Took a photo of the sky when I came out of the 
Maybe it was the lack of traffic that made me want to record it?
Who knows, so much pain now I think I was getting a bit irritable with missen.
As I reached the Methodist Church this turd on a bike came around the corned on the pavement and nearly had me over.
I took a picture and shouted at him but 
I calmed myself down and limped onward for about a hundred yards and this youth came passed me on the pavement from behind on his bike and nearly frit me to death.
What can I do about it?
I wonder how much a colt 45 costs nowdays?
I got in the dump and WC’d after painfully tackling the stairs.
Tended to me back quarters best I could, cleaned up the blood, creams applied and extra painkiller taken.
Feeling poorly now. Hehe!
Made a sandwich, cuppa and started to do this diary.
Feeling tired now as well – poor old sausage!
Coreldraw froze again, went through start-up again.
Made a cuppa and took me medications – had to clean up at the rear again – if they don’t stop bleeding I’ll go to clinic or GP tomorrow, oh that’ll be a Saturday wont it. I’lll see how I go, I’ve a feeling all the sleep I’ve been missing might make me nod-0ff at any time now, so I’ll end here folks.
TTFN all.
Inchcock Today: Thru 5th Feb 15
Thursday 5th February 2015
What an ‘orrible night of dreams and waking up every few minutes.
0400hrs: Again I sprang wide awake. WC’d – made a cuppa and took me medications.
Got downstairs with relative ease and Arthur Itis was not too bad at all. Anne Gyna bothersome though.
Started laptop and this Diary.
Within seconds the innards rumbled grumbled and caused me to urgently attend the porcelain… Okay now.
Coreldraw9 crashed and I cannot do any graphicalisationing! Boo!
I tried the SerifDraw package, but it’s so convoluted I couldn’t get into it at all. Tsk!
I’ll take off and reinstall Coreldraw9 and see what happens… oh dear!
Went through uninstalling process via control panel – restarted and installed coreldraw9 – restarted and opened Coreldraw9 but it was the same as before no change and didn’t work when tried – Grrr…
Again I went through uninstalling process via control panel – restarted and installed coreldraw9 – restarted and opened Coreldraw9…
Same again ‘Coreldraw9 not responding. Shit!
Lost hours of the day in-vain there!
So glad I managed to do some graphics for me Radio Interview post before Coreldraw collapsed. Still feeling bitter and sorry for missen mind… Huh!
Now the bloomin’ angina’s starting again – oh… Nicklebothersome!
Expecting sister Jane and Brother-in-law to call later – so must gerrup and ready for them soon…
They were a little late and Pete opened the front door as I was going out with a bag of rubbish for the bin… the bruise on me head will soon heal I’m sure.
Luckily their being late meant Jane stayed in the car and did not come in to the flea-pit. (Phew!)
I gave them the pressies and Pete gave me one, a throwaway type basic camera that wasn’t a throwaway one.
They were off in a few minutes and I got me togs on for a walk to the clinic – I suppose you thought I’d forgotten about the appointment and only remembered when I got an email telling me to take the used swabs in with me at today’s visit? (Ahem!)
Had a slow walk to the clinic and took me sample-swabs with me as requested. I got seen to straight away by this young lady doctor who seemed to take great pleasure in going further into me cavern than any other doctor has.
If no improvement they will get me in for a camera viewing.
Nice.
The sky from the same position as I took a photo yesterday looked calmer somehow – the rain continued to trickle down.
I walked through the alleyway slipping 
Very little traffic about, as I waiting for the little green man to cross the road at the pelican lights an ambulance came flashing along with its blues and twos on… Not having me this time like yesterday I thought.
Started my slog into the City, the angina not as bad, but Arthur Itis making going difficult.
Some kind Nottingham apprentice-yob or alcoholic thought the bushes would look better with lager cans and rubbish spread about in them?
Tsk!
As I approached the traffic lights yet another ambulance sped by with its blues and twos on.
I got in to Aldi and had a potter about, bought a pot of porridge, some beef pasties and two pots of luxury… I say Luxury lemon curd yoghurt! Why they were called Luxury I don’t know, but they were very nice.
Annoying not knowing why innit?
Now taking this photo might not have been such a good idea I thought – as I put the camera back in me bag it punctured the foil lid of one of me pots of yoghurt… I mean Luxury yoghurt.
Luckily I had plenty of kitchen towels with me (Bleeding piles for the use of cleaning up in the event of emergency you’ll understand), so I was able to clean up the bag and its contents a bit.
I walked down to Maplins and asked the chappy there if they had any covert cameras on sale – they hadn’t, only had filming covert cameras.
The black car had to veer around them because his lights were on green.
Naughty boys!
I of course waited for the little man to turn green before moving, cause I’m a good boy.
The rain and Angina persisted and I wandered up and took some ‘bling’ photographs for the TFZ gals.
Then caught a bus back to Carrington and fed the pigeons craftily on me walk to the flea-pit.
No Inchcocks were harmed in the production of this Diary… today anyway up to now. Hehehe!
Took an angina pill, rubbed some extra Phorpain gel into me knees and hands and passed wind again. Worrying this is… but it stopped later – not the passing of wind, that seems endless, but the aroma was not so pungent thankfully.
Turned the laptop on and got a message: Dell Inspiron – Battery supply cannot be determined and will not charge in DOS. Then took me to dreaded blue screen with tons of information I knew nothing and understood nothing of what was on the screen. I just clicked save and exit… Windows then opened as normal. Internet opened alright, Apache works, Coreldraw even working now?
Started doing this diary and guess what – Coreldraw let me import. Still jumpy screen and very slow but working.
Oh this flipping Anne Gyna… must get to make appointment to see GP see if I can go back on the under-tongue stuff.
Had a meal of frankfurters in bread thins with bbq sauce a yoghurt and a drink of Citrus flavoured spring water with me medications.
Watched some ‘Heartbeat’ episodes and enjoyed them.
Got me head down, took ages to nod off again… Tsk!
Inchcock Today: Wednesday 4th February 2015 Dentistry day
Wednesday 4th February 2015
Took ages to get to sleep last night – eventually drifting off around 0300hrs then woke up with a start at 0545hrs.
Still got some horrible dreams in but can’t remembered any details.
Made a cuppa and took me medications later than usual.
Picked up the newspaper to throw it away and noticed the an article about the expected weather for the UK.
WC’d… no blood hurrah!
One of me mobile oil-heaters died a death – moved one from front room into the kitchen.
Things to do today I pondered: Dentist at 1200hrs, might not be up to doing owt else after they have finished drilling and a-poking around in me gob? Must take stuff to the Nottingham Hospice Charity shop cause it’s close to the dentist at Sherwood. Must see about getting new heater soon before the big freeze comes?
Started this diary, Facebooked a while then did a bit of work on blog about Inchcock being interviewed on Radio Nottingham fun.
I realised that this laptop was using Windows to preview pictures and so downloaded Google Picasa3 because that gives me the file name with each preview.
When it was loading it offered a free Google+ Back-up so I loaded that as well. Now after about 25 minutes it has an hour left of the download of my photos to the site. And I’ve got to go to the dentists in 20 minutes? Do I leave it running or risk pausing it and putting laptop to sleep until I get back?
Decisions decisions… come on Inchcock make your mind up now…
I’ll pause and put the laptop to sleep now – just hope all is okay when I return from the dentists. Oh dear.
Got the stuff ready for the Nottingham Hospice shop and then did me ablutions.
Must say the innards seem a lot better today and Anne Gyna, but Arthur Itis is bad. Sneezing a bit too and runny nose. (I know… chase after it then)
Set off and started me walk into Sherwood.
As I at the pelican crossing at the top of the hill on Mansfield Road, the lights signalled green for met cross over and a bus pulled up – as I started to cross a sudden klaxon noise made me stop – just as well because a second later a paramedic overtook the bus and belted passed, I felt the breeze it was that 
I pressed on a little miffed into Sherwood.
As I was going up the second hill I noted that the daily Mobility scooter chap was visiting his favourite pub again, well he does everyday bless him.
Hope he doesn’t overdo the plonk intake and run into someone or something when he comes out.
Up the hill and into the Hospice shop. Left the bits and then walked a few doors up to the dentists.
Went in and gave me details and was told to go to Room 2 up the steep stairs, so I did. I worked out they had six rooms in all – each one the size of a small bedroom.
Eventually the female Obergruppenführer dentist arrived with her assistant in toe and commanded I sit down in the chair – I sat down in the chair.
She waffled on ignoring me trying to explain that I could not hear what she was saying, and with tools in my mouth I just had to hope it was nothing too important she was saying.
They took some x-rays and then gave me an injection of stunner and left the room to tend to someone in one of the other rooms – like a well oiled production line in here!
The foreman… er dentist returned after fifteen minutes or so and set to work with the drill and then filling procedure.
Half an hour or so later it was all done and dusted.
She filled in then handed me my file saying: “You can go now!” – so I thanked her and went, down to the receptionist and paid me £59 odd. The lady on autopilot said “Any pain you return again” – No doubt the £ signs I saw in her eyes were imaginary ones.
I started to walk down the hill and called in the Continental shop for one of their Polish continental type sliced loaves and very nice it was too.
I took a photo not realising the female paramedic was sat in it. Boy did I get a look from her as I walked passed!
Tsk!
Poddled on and as I reached Carrington I saw the opportunity to test missen 
Got in and made a visit to the porcelain without any bleeding, made a sandwich and did some microwave baked potatoes and ate well and all of it – the teeth coped well with no pain.
Now I’ll see how the innards handle that now I’m eating again – crossed fingers time here methinks?
Hello hello hello… did I say no bleeding from the rear passage earlier? Cancel that.
The laptop was okay, and within an hour Picasa had downloaded the piccies. But Coreldraw is playing up again, twice I’ve had to force-close and restart. Sod-it.
I thought I’d listen to some music while doing this Dairy and played some Elvis on YouTube but the sound was very low, so tried another one and that was the same, couldn’t hear it… then I realised although I’d got me headphones on I’d not put the jack-plug in the laptop.
Now you may think that my doing things like this on a regular basis nowadays is due to old age, depression frustrataion and creeping senility? You’d be right!
Made a cuppa and took me medications.
Had a look in the mirror at me teggies and two at the back seem to have grey lines around them? I wonder if it was something about them that Frau Himmler was trying to tell me about earlier?
Suddenly feeling tired. Can’t nod off, just as well Brother-in-law rang, he’s calling round in the morning.
Watched a ‘Heartbeat’ DVD.
Inchcock Today: Tues 3rd February – Launderette Day
Tuesday 3rd February 2015
Managed to get some much needed kip in last night.
Bits of dreams remembered:
Underground rats, feral cats and nurses in Victorian uniforms… soldiers lying all over the place but they were in Werhmacht uniforms and every one looked like the other in their faces… Dusty Springfield was the Sister and Hattie Jacques the Matron – I was in a line of patients waiting to be tended to along with soldiers who were headless, missing limbs, burned all over, eyes missing and all very thin in tatty blood covered uniforms – I had a splinter in my little finger and wondered why I was there at all.
Eventually an electric powered coffin on wheels arrived and they all started looking for me… I hid in a sewer and found Aneurin Bevan in there and we started to play cards and I lost every hand and seemed glad about this…?
Up and made a cuppa and took me medications.
Started laptop and visited the porcelain to check on ‘things’ – Much blood removed from the rear end – Cleaned it up again.
I must get the laundry gathered and thing ready to take to the launderette with me, yer know… powder tablets, dryer balls, softener, cash, book to read dried seaweed to nibble etc I thought… fell asleep!
Coreldraw unstable again.
Went down and got the nibbles ready for the nurses and gals
at the launderette.
Washed and abluted, got missen dressed properly like, made sure I’d got me shoes and not slippers on, the right spectacles on, Free pensioners bus-pass, INR and Clinic paperwork with me.
Still, by the time I’d got to the launderette it had turned to dizzly rain.
Big John was outside having a fag. We had a natter and got on with our washing.
John soon finished his and I had to ask Mandy how to use the new soap thingies I’d got – apparently you have to put the pouches in with the clothes in the drum. I knew that really I just wanted to talk to Mandy.
Eventually I got the togs cleaned and dried and hobbled back to the mausoleum. Put the togs away and set off to the bus-stop on Mansfield Road – a little too wet for a walk into town this morning and time was pressing to get to me appointments.
Limped down to the bus-stop. The bus was full and I opened a pack of roasted seaweed and nibbled at some – the curious looks I was getting told me people wanted to ask what it was I was eating, but nobody did.
Dropped off in town and called into the Poundland shop and they did have some cheapo Lion Bars in, so I grabbed 3 packs of 4 bars at obviously a quid each. Ans some bits to add to the nurses nibble bag, then over the road to catch another bus out to the Queens Medical Centre.
Another conversation with a passenger ensued:
Inchcock:
Lady:
Inchcock: ‘Good morning’
Lady: ‘ I beg your pardon?’
Inchcock: ‘ Good morning!’
Lady: ‘Why is it?’
Inchcock: ‘Well I meant, are you having a good morning’
Lady: ‘ No… but you’ve cheered me up a bit asking me!’
Inchcock: ‘My pleasure!’
Lady: ‘I’m getting off the bus now… shame!”
With that she waddled off at the next stop – Confused a bit there I wus!
Still, by the time I’d got to the launderette it had turned to dizzly rain.
Big John was outside having a fag. We had a natter and got on with our washing.
John soon finished his and I had to ask Mandy how to use the new soap thingies I’d got – apparently you have to put the pouches in with the clothes in the drum. I knew that really I just wanted to talk to Mandy.
Eventually I got the togs cleaned and dried and hobbled back to the mausoleum. Put the togs away and set off to the bus-stop on Mansfield Road – a little too wet for a walk into town this morning and time was pressing to get to me appointments.
Limped down to the bus-stop. The bus was full and I opened a pack of roasted seaweed and nibbled at some – the curious looks I was getting told me people wanted to ask what it was I was eating, but nobody did.
Dropped off in town and called into the Poundland shop and they did have some cheapo Lion Bars in, so I grabbed 3 packs of 4 bars at obviously a quid each. Ans some bits to add to the nurses nibble bag, then over the road to catch another bus out to the Queens Medical Centre.
Another conversation with a passenger ensued:
Inchcock:
Lady:
Inchcock: ‘Good morning’
Lady: ‘ I beg your pardon?’
Inchcock: ‘ Good morning!’
Lady: ‘Why is it?’
Inchcock: ‘Well I meant, are you having a good morning’
Lady: ‘ No… but you’ve cheered me up a bit asking me!’
Inchcock: ‘My pleasure!’
Lady: ‘I’m getting off the bus now… shame!”
Still maybe with the shortage of parking spaces they might have let them off?
Walked a different way back out and got lost for a while, but soon got me bearings again. It’s well sign posting there.
I had gloved hands where no man should have them poked – samples taken and instructed to ‘Carry on as I have been doing’ the results are expected in 7 days and I will be contacted then.
The rain had almost stopped now.
I wandered over to the river Leen to see if the Mallard ducks were about and they were.
Then I fed the pigeons some seed and earthworms before walking over to the Bulwell Market Place.
One was having beer brought out to him on his Mobility Scooter outside the pub – and sounded very 
Another, a woman who might I think might have been suffering from Tourette’s Syndrome, she was not arguing with the market people at all, but won’t half using some choice vocabulary with ’em.
Then the big bloke with the bobble hat was much interested in going where he wanted as fast as he could and sod anyone in his way!
All a danger to pedestrians especially the less nimble ones… like wot I am…hehehe!
I poddled into Fultons Food store and had a look see if they had any of me favourite backcurrant/ice cream suckers in… but no. I’m getting withdrawal symptoms I think?
They did have some pots of buttery instant mash in, about the size of a Pot Noodle at 30p each, so I had to get some to try them like.
I woddled to the bus-station and caught one back to Carrington – I know I’ve said this before and I suppose I will again, often – but I do so appreciate the free pensioners bus-pass!
“Rain Storms!”
Am I just lucky or what?
Why you ask? (I hope)
Because when I turned away after taking it, a… nearly swore badly there, A git on the pavement on his bike came so close to hitting me I felt the draught!
But luckily these things don’t bother me like…
I hope the camera isn’t playing up. I’ll take another photo now and see how it 
Mmm. no white spots of lights this time – but a bit shadowy?
Oh dear…
I keep catching this bloody touch-pad and all sorts of things keep happening on screen, Tsk!
Anyroad I got int’ house and attended the porcelain room urgently – no blood, but well sore in the rear department.
Made a cuppa and started this Diary.
Brewed another mug of tea and took me medications – then the search began for me mobile phone.
Found it eventually in the pyjama pocket I was wearing… I know… sad.
Had a pot of potatoes and a beef pasty for nosh, followed my two mousses and later a Lion bar.
Took ages to get to kip again…
Inchcock Today: Mon 2nd Feb 2015 – Confused
Lousy night again – it seemed every of the few minutes I managed to get any kip was dream filled but I can’t recall any of them.
Felt rather confused when I awoke to visit the porcelain and had a wobbly (Dizzy spell) then realised I could hear the wind outside… and I have the Iceland delivery then I want to go to see about the camera-pens and go to the Nottingham Hospice shop with some bits… my mind was racing with nothing really. Bit worrying at the time, calmed down now.
Laptop on, medications taken with water and set about doing the posts for the WordPress, Inchcock diary and to LOMM site.
Even got a wobbly when on the laptop then… Tsk!
Did some graphics and Facebooking.
Got ready to go for a bus-ride using me free pensioners bus-pass of course, instead of a walk into town in case the dizzies return later.
Caught the bus into town and had a hobble around the shops for a good while. Took some photos of interest.
I called into Jessops camera shop to get a new SD-card… why? Because I realised I’d took me camera and had not got the card in it… Tsk!
The chappy-fella put init the camera for me and I was off walking all over Nottingham taking photo’s of bling, buildings, trams, cyclists on the pavement, Nottinghamian citizens crossing the traffic lights on red etc.
Really enjoyed doing them, and no dizzy-spells either – good stuff.
Then I hobbled to the Menkind shop and found they had some Camer-watches on sale at £50. One for later after spending on me SD card, I took a photo of one with me old camera.
After walking around for a while I called in to get me Lion bars and they had sold out! Swines!
Hobbled up through Square and took some photo’s of the pigeons and two CPO’s holding hands?!?!
Pee’d off then.
Decided after downloading it the search for the old SD-Card began, and within an hour I found it on the stairs behind a bottle of sauce – Don’t ask please!
I put the formatted card in the new camera and couldn’t get it out again – after much angst I had to use a screwdriver to gently encourage it to come out. Huh! Back to the shop tomorrow for advice.
No INR level checks this week, they have given me a fortnight.
Then the search for the new camera started – I knew it must be in the bathroom cause I’d used it minutes before!
At this stage I began to question whether or not Alzheimer’s was approaching a little faster than expected?
After searching upstairs downstairs all rooms (There’s only four), clothes and shopping bags, depression frustration and suicidal tendencies grew stronger… had I lost it all together today?
Not giving up eventually I found it… it had fell behind the toilet porcelain on the floor. Oh dear! Being deaf I never not heard it fall see?
So well annoyed with everything I started this diary, then the light bulb blew!
Fetched the spare bulb, step ladders and returned with them – treading on me reading glasses as came back into the room…
I swore.
Well and truly had enough now!
Changed the bulb without any mishaps, picked up the beyond repair spectacles and made another cuppa and took me medications.
Tomorrow may be a busy day I thought – Laundry, the Clinic, Back to Jessops, to the Opticians… good job the INR level tests were cancelled by the NHS I say, oh and the Dentists, blimey let me check… no that’s on Wednesday 1200hrs.
Sandwiches tonight… if I ever get time to make em that is – got some cheapo smoked ham from Friday wot I got to use up.
Remembered to put the new camera on charge.
Must do some Facebooking now. Too tired to do the planned blog I wanted to.
Huh, what an ‘orrible day!
Inchcock Today: Sun 1st February 2015
Got some kip at last – but the dreams were ever present and I can only recall bits and pieces of them again.
I actually forgot more as I was writing these down on the laptop – using the free Apache Open Office package. Which I can recommend to anyone.
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I was in a muddy field I think after chasing after someone – clothes were torn and dirty – found a head (skull) and kept throwing it at someone far away who was shooting at me… each time I threw it another one appeared and I threw that…?
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Again in a cargo ship of some sort, massive it was, had cities in it. Kept getting lost and killed by various occupants, think I was shot stabbed, blew-up, bayoneted and a woman tore me head off at one time and I was looking up at me body that was then floating in the sky with eagles and vultures attacking it?
I forced missen to gerrup cause it were time fer me medications and I had to pay a visit to the porcelain rather exigently.
Made my cuppa and took me medications – noticed no snow yet, but the wind was vicious
WC’d again – no blood from the rear-end this morning, Arthritis is bad in knees and feet, but fairish in the hands and fingers also Anne Gyna is not too bothersome either.
Finished off and posted me diary for yesterday on WordPress blog and Facebook.
Did many hours creating graphics, posted a few.
Started this diary then started a new post for WordPress.
Tried out the new art packages, but couldn’t get into them so went back to try Coreldraw9 again.
Did some graphics until Coreldraw9 started freezing again.
Had me braised beef and garden peas in onion gravy with a bit of bread and yogurt followed my a Lion bar. (Gordon Ramsey? Phwert!)
Back and tried to do some graphics on Coreldraw9 again.
It again froze and I lost some more work… Gnash!
Went to visit on the porcelain again and the piles were bleeding – by now I was getting a touch fed-up with everything seemingly going wrong.
Cleaned missen up and listened to some Billy Fury music while I gave it another go on Coreldraw9.
Took evening med’s and devoured me nosh.
Struggling to get to sleep again.
Tsk!
Inchcock Today: Sat 31st January 2015 – Sleepless night…Tsk!
Saturday 31st January 2015
Spent the night trying to get to sleep without any luck at all?
Gave up and made a cuppa and took me medications – then fell asleep!
Had to rush about a bit (Well I say rush… hobble rapidly is more like it) to get things ready for me visit to Sister Jane, she is not one to cross by being late believe me!
Had a shave and got missen spit and polished – got the things to take with to get Pete’s birthday and pay him a visit and I set off… then returned to change into me shoes from me slippers and set-off again…
I caught the bus into town to save time being as I had got a little behind this morning (They can’t touch me for it… can they?).
I got off at the Victoria bus station and took a photo of the Victoria flats (Apartments) and the sky that held clouds that seemed to be travelling at great speeds across the sky, I half expected the picture to come out blurred. Hehe!
I opted for these three here like wot I photographicalised.
They both seemed to appreciate the humour in the first two, and the novelty and practicality of the ‘pen’.
I made me way in the wind and rain to the bus-stop for the West Bridgford buses and caught one quickly. Just avoiding being clouted by a cyclist on the pavement as I joined the queue – Git!
The bus was well crammed with passengers and when it came time for me get off – the left knee was restrained by Arthur Itis and I missed the bus-stop. Tsk!
Hey-ho, not too much rain when I alighted and started the short 10 minute walk to Jane’s posh house.
Mind you some of the pavements where no sun had got to needed a bit of careful manoeuvring along, due to the reattainment of the earlier snow making them a little slippery in places and the knee still not to enthusiastic about being used.
When Jane viewed the photo on the camera she said:
“Ah, the dimple family!”
They were wearing red because they were going to the Nottingham Forest match against Millwall later – that is why I had to visit them earlier than usual.
He’s getting on now, like all of us and I have always felt an affinity with him – he’s old, friendly, poorly, deaf and pretty ugly bless him.
We had a natter for a while (Jane Pete and me that is, Fooey doesn’t yer know… Hehe) and then I walked to the bus-stop with Pete who was going to the shops and I caught a bus into Nottingham.
Then on to the bus-stop where Pete carried on to do his shopping.
Again the bus was crammed full but I was just glad to be travelling for free
with me bus-pass, particularly with the knees playing up so.
As I got off the bus in town at an early stop to have a little walk around, the wind was getting stronger although it was not a cold one.
I wandered around for a while and called into an Asian store on Goosegate got some seaweed and blackbean sauce.
Naughty!
As I limped towards the bus-stop for the Carrington buses, I espied another dangerous cyclist-swine crossing the traffic lights and onto the pavement – 
By the way, when I was in the MenKind shop – I saw they were selling although they were out of stock today and were unsure when or if they would get any more – A pen camera! Must look again there, might get one to record the naughty cyclists on Nottingham pavements?
Back in Carrington I remembered I’d forgotten to make an appointment with the GP. Tsk!
Popped in the Co-op to get some bread. On the shuffle back to the dump I sneaked the pigeons who massed around me some seeds.
Got in and WC’d and the rumbling continued from me innards, but Arthur Itis was more bothersome today, and the rear-end piles were bleeding again. Still, yer don’t like to complain do yers?
Decided to have braised beef and instant potatoes for me nosh… ended up having beef sandwiches and microwave chips.
So tired now, hope for some sleep tonight.
TTFN all.
A Graphicalisation – Needing Explanation?
Shirley Blamey, Marissa Bergen, Gill Danton,
Mike Steeden, Danny Soz, Inchcock,
Lenny Van Ree and Paul Winterbourne
All appear in this graphic like…
Where? When? Why? What’s going on?
Inchcock Today: Friday 30th January 2015
Sorry about my absence recently folks – a most regrettable series of unexpected events having taken place and testing my patience to extremes.
Dentist problems, Arthur Itis, Anne Gyna, laptop dying a death, medical appointments – bought a new second-hand laptop that was as much use as a ‘Fart in a colander’ wouldn’t let me use coreldraw or let me on the web at all – got another one, this let me on the web and install and use Coreldraw (Fair enough Coreldraw still crashes regularly though), feeling so low about it all. Then of course could I find the unsaved passwords and user names?
Then I could not load Word so had to use the free Apache word processor. Luckily it gave me the option of which programmes to link to it. After some farcical fa-lingering (Is that a word… it should be!)
Not a bad little package either, I like it.
Downloaded AVG antivirus and installed it on new second had used laptop wot I’m using.
I wish I could find a way to disable the touch-pad though – I keep making errors and faux pas with catching it when typing or mousing and finding myself faced with complicated pages from deep within the laptops secrets asking me to choose options I have no idea about?
What a palaver!
Friday 30th January 2015
Lousy night full of dreams of which I can only recall odd bits of:
I think I had become a judge or dictator and was passing sentence on cyclists who drove on the pavement: 6 years… without medical attention, food, 
Bit worrying that…
Forced myself down the stairs (carefully) and noticed how light it was – t’was the snow that made it so!
Made a cuppa and took me medications.
I must try to get out later to the Nottingham Hospice Charity shop, snow permitting and get a walk in.
Started this diary passed wind and visited the porcelain again. I thought I’d got rid of the rumbling innards but back it comes. Huh!
Had a go at trying to work out how Serif Art works… gave up.
I wondered how the pigeons and mallards were doing now the snow had returned – hope I can get to feed one or the other of em later.
The arthritis and angina are not too bothersome yet today, the innards might keep me from getting my walk into Sherwood and bus to town though – I’ll do some graphics and see how they brew.
Coreldraw9 crashed and I had to force close and go through the starting instructions again. Huh! As I was about to close the laptop – Windows updates came in, so I ticked download. Taking so long I left em installing.
Took myself down to the kitchen to have a wash shave and titivationing as the tap twister in the bathroom has fell to pieces. Am I lucky or what? Hehe.
The snow has all but gone now and I felt in decent spirits as I set off up Mansfield Road into Sherwood.
The sky was beautiful – then I was advised by my grumbling innards that it would be a wise move to find a toilet ASAP! Despite the pain in me knees I sped as fast as I could to the Sherwood Library – just in time. Luckily my EQ had made me carry a toilet roll in me bag that came in very handy as the WC there had only those little tiny shiny postage stamp size sheets!
I came away cleansed and proud of my foresight! I felt like stopping someone and telling them… but I resisted.
The constant involuntary wind emissions as I hobbled up the hill to the Hospice shop had me a tad worried, but all seemed okay.
I dropped off the goodies and caught a bus into town. The emissions of wind stopped as fast as they had started – until I was stood up waiting in the queue of folk to get off the bus – the ensuing involuntary blast that escaped will probably result in someone writing to the local paper about it… it felt like it lifted me up – and the pain with it!!!
So off to the Victoria Shopping Mall toilets, I didn’t need to guess, the haemorrhoids were bleeding badly after the nuclear explosion from me rear! Tsk!
So it took about 40 minutes from my thinking how well I was doing and feeling confident to becoming a nervous wreck! Hehehe.
Cleaned up and refreshed again… I had a poddle through the shopping mall taking some pictures for the TFZ gals in the market.
I called in the cheapo shop for the 4 for a quid Lion bars wot I like – they had gone up in price! Damnations curses and sadness ensued!
Nipped into Tesco and got some Cox’s apples (Best tasting in the world yer know when fresh), and special offer microwaveable buttered potatoes.
Had a wander around and ended up in Trinity Square, where I sneaked some 
The shopping centre apparently built the sides of the building sloping to 
I took a photo from the gallery walkway over Upper Parliament Street, no shortages of buses today in the City of Nottingham… fair enough they were not moving mind but…
As I walked back to the bus stop I 
It amazes me, especially as there were only three customers at one of the stalls?
Any road, I made me way to the bus-stop, but didn’t make it, I had to divert into the public toilets on King Street hastily – again just in time. Oh dear, getting fed up with with this now! I must call and make an appointment with the doctor.
Back to the bus-stop, searched fer me bus-pass which I knew I had earlier… found I’d dropped it in me bag somehow. Huh!
Got back in the hovel and paid a painful visit to the porcelain. Creams applied!
Started this update and Coreldraw9 seemed to acting okay.
Had the mash with franks and bread, followed by yoghourt and a lion bar.
Got to get out early in the morning to get so see Sister Jane, but could I get to sleep… huh!