
I think it may have been 1972, in August…
I met and was mauled by an anaesthesiologist,
Stabbed by an acupuncturist.
This year, I was robbed by an oligarchist,
Who goes by the name of Starmer!
Known as the proletariat’s financial amputator,
His first job as PM put pensioners asunder,
Raised taxes for every farmer,
Who accepted far too many a backhander…
He is still the Labour leader,
Money from anywhere he can acquire,
To his many wrongs, he’s not a conceder,
Because he is such an arrogant bleeder…
A perfect match to be a Tory Prime Minister,
He’s although blunt, he’s a clever circumventor…
Lies directly, by omission, a fibbing blatherer,
I bet he’s never been a TV renter,
Cause self-wealth is at his centre…
Working persons new tax inventor,
Bet he gets a free haircut from his barber!
His taxes put an end to improving agriculture,
He’s just like a greedy vulture!
His ruthlessness gives me acroparesthesia,
It’s like he got into power with tabula nasa,
Apart from filling his bank account whenever,
To morals & sympathy, he is a denyer,
I wonder if his stockings are 15 denier?
I doubt his calculations, cogitation, & dedication…
I wonder at times if he is just an apparition…
Sent by Putin, to do our economy in?
Or maybe a Right-Wing Martian?
He’s certainly caused political confusion,
Are, to Keir, old labour values an illusion?
Voters want action with anti-depression,
Not an HMG leader like an automaton!
It could all end with a revolution!
Maybe it can be stopped by a coalition,
But he doesn’t need my permission…
But he can have my commiseration,
HMG UK is leading to deterioration,
Sooner the better, for the voting disillusioned
That Starmer is toppled & decommissioned!
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Four big cob sarnies. But they were too big for me to manage. Waste not, want not; I bagged them, put them in the fridge, and ate them on Saturday. They were pork loin with robust cheddar cheese, no-butter butter, sliced tomatoes, and chestnuts. No finger cuts were sustained.
Got more photos saved to go on tonight!
Smug-Mode-Adopted!
I don’t think I’m on my own.
NO INTERNET! For 5+ hours.
If one does escape their financial and incapable service, one may try EE, 3, Vodafone, BT, UPC Broadband, 02, ITV plc, or Sirius—all of which Liberty-Global either owns or has investments in! We can’t win!.
But Liberty-Global Always Do! (Spit!)
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TTFNski
It nice you still have those memories. Nice to look back on. Excellent phots. Great looking sandwiches.
Cheers, Tim. Long term memories are decent enough its the short term I struggle with.
All the changes in things like Google, MS, WP and CorelDraw are what get me angst.
The Carer put one of the ‘I Have Dementia – please be patient’ badges on my wooly hat, without telling me. The looks I was getting when I opened the door to the nurse, other Carer, delivery personages was worrying me. I found it when I took the hat off at night, and the Little Imp put it on my dressing gown, so yesterday I was still getting the ‘odd looks’. He even took a snap of me wearing it, he sent it through the email, and it filled the screen! Hahaha! Slowed down google a bit.
I’m into those sandwiches now, with the cooker/stove now dead. They send me substituted rolls without cheese on them – tasteless! So it’ may be back to ready-made microwave meals tonight. Yes, I will have one. Beef in blackbean sauce again, and dunk these cobs into it.
Cheers, Tim. I waffled on there.
The old saying – don’t bite the hand that feeds you comes to mind, he could be a one term wonder if everyone gets pissed off enough come the next election.
That would be nice, Paul.
If I live long enough to see such a result, I might die laughing? Hehehe!
Yeah, Gerry, some politicians are so crooked! I hope things improve for you. 🙏
They have been given too much freedom to change the rules to suit themselves over here, Tim. I read in the Times that they are no longer going to check the expenses claimed of MPs?